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		2003 January 31, Friday. Joseph Lieberman. A new kind of Democrat. The Republican kind. Very interesting...but stupid. 2003 January 28, Tuesday. Greetings to everyone from Fark. 2003 January 27, Monday. Finally. How to prevent a war in Iraq. 2003 January 24, Friday. Ted Rall nails it again. President Bush thinks that "$125,000 per tit is more than enough!" 2003 January 22, Wednesday. The site has been getting a lot of hits recently. In the last week alone over 500,000 page views, or approx. 140,000 people. Yikes! And you're all coming to see the Gulf War game. Welcome! The site can only handle a certain amount of traffic...there's a good chance that we might run out of bandwidth towards the end of the month. If that happens, the site will be unavailable until the first day of February, when the whole process starts again. Regular visitors will notice that I've stripped away a lot of files and made images smaller. This is to save bandwidth, to keep the site up. It should also make pages render faster. 2003 January 21, Tuesday. WooHoo!!!!!!! I just got my first bitchy email! It's about goddam time, that's what I say. Here it is: Is this the best the Liberals can put out? Come on now, use another 2% of your brain to realize that the reason your able to do this crap on-line is that someone out there is protecting your stupid ass from Dictators like Saddam. Why not a cartoon about your Liberal friends in Washington, like Ted the Fatcat Kennedy? Idiots! JG Ironically, I happen to be close personal friends with senator Kennedy. In fact, the Gulf War game that so offends my irate visitor was his idea. Here, gentle readers, is the tale: I remember it well. We were dining in the top secret Liberal World Domination HQ, drinking the blood of newborn babies out of Ayn Rand's skull. (So good for one's circulation you know). Anyhow, Ted says to me, "Dermot, old chap...I have a champion idea. Why don't you make a flash game taking the piss out of the Bush administration's plans for war. If it's funny enough, you might just topple the entire administration." "But Ted," I replied. "Without Bush and Cheney and all those other pseudo-Churchills in charge, Saddam will be able to invade the rest of the world and kill us all, because he's just as bad as Hitler." A shadow passed over Ted's enormously fat face, but soon vanished. "I know, I know. But with Bush out of the way, I'll be able to run for President in '04. Once I get in, it's universal health care for everyone. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!" Just then Jimmy Carter arrived, back from his secret meeting with the North Koreans. They had followed orders from their liberal masters in Washington and reactivated their nuclear program, just to freak out Bush. "Come on guys, let's go build houses for the homeless!" Carter said. We all laughed. Little do the fools know that those houses are full of mind control devices designed to make poor people vote for liberals. Soon nothing will stand in our way. Behold our power and tremble, o my conservative friend! Liberal World Domination is at hand!!! 2003 January 17, Friday. toostupidtobepresident.com keeps making the funniest bush cartoons. The latest is The Benny Hill Presidency. Pure genius! 2003 January 15, Wednesday. A three and a half foot lego star destroyer. Yum yum. archives - about us - contact