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2003 May 31, Saturday. Let's start with blasphemy! RUNNING JESUS! Well, I confess to having being duped about Iraq's WMD along with many. Indeed, it was the starting move in my infamous game, and the main reason why reality differed from the scenario that I depicted (either the Iraqis had no WMD, or they were unwilling to use them). It should be interesting to see the ramifications for Bush, even moreso for his catamite Blair (who faces far more internal threats than his emperor). The Guardian: Did Blair Lie to us? Striding through Basra in his bright white shirt yesterday, kissing babies and praising troops, this was as near as dammit a prime ministerial triumph. But all around him lies the wreckage - wild lawlessness, monstrous looting and killing, our own cluster bombs, no police, no water, no electricity and the dangerous boiling fury of people who find the white knights who came to save them look more like the horsemen of the Apocalypse right now. True, it's early days and the test is how Iraq fares two years from now. This is not the time for I-told-you-so gloating by those of us who opposed the war: it is better to live in hope that, out of the ruins, a better Iraq might still arise. But the utterly inept, penny-pinching US nation-building effort and their amnesia about Afghanistan makes that hope slender.This is hysterical. Read the quotes from the Busheviks about Iraq's WMD in chronological order. Note a change of tone? And now these liars want us to follow them into Iran and Syria. This chap says it better than I could: About that museum looting The righties have been crowing about the fact that "only" a hundred or so pieces are missing from the Iraqi National Museum, rather than the tens of thousands initially reported. Leaving aside the question of how Westerners might feel if "only" a hundred pieces were looted from, say, the Met or the Louvre, I'm kind of unclear as to how this exonerates the US. My understanding of the story is that various historians begged the military to guard the museum, and the military failed to do so (though they did go all out to keep the records at the Oil Ministry safe). The fact that the museum's curators managed to hide the majority of the museum's treasures in advance does not make the US indifference to that museum's looting any more ethically palatable. If a police officer stands by and watches a mugger shoot a victim and does nothing to stop it, he's still guilty of negligence even if the victim lives because he happened to be wearing a bulletproof vest.US unemployment an 10%: Unemployment: It depends on how you define it 2003 May 30, Friday. Mind boggling: WMD just a convenient excuse for war, admits Wolfowitz The Bush administration focused on alleged weapons of mass destruction as the primary justification for toppling Saddam Hussein by force because it was politically convenient, a top-level official at the Pentagon has acknowledged.Tony Blair should have his scrotum handed to him on a stick by his backbenchers. So much for the "They could arm their WMD's in 45 minutes and kill us all" argument. Sometime last year I saw the U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan on TV talking about the genocide in Rwanda. He wrung his hands about the UN's failure to prevent the massacre of over a million people. He said something like "We (the UN) must never allow anything like this to happen again". Guess what? ...torched villages; macheted babies in the streets; stoned child warriors indulging in cannibalism and draping themselves with the entrails of their victims; (United Nations) peacekeepers—mostly Uruguayans—using their guns only to drive off waves of frantic civilians seeking refuge in their already overflowing compound; a quarter of a million people in frenzied flight from their homes ... Hundreds of thousands of Congolese have been killed in the fighting, and many more have died as a consequence of the displacement, disease, and hunger that attend it.If western governments truly fought wars to liberate people from oppression and murder, then they would be in the Congo now. Time will put the humanitarian speeches of Bush and Blair to the test. This doesn't give too much reason for optimism: As Bunia burned, the U.N. Secretary-General, Kofi Annan—haunted by his failure to heed warnings of the impending genocide in Rwanda in 1994—sent a letter to the Security Council asking its members for a “rapid reaction force” to pacify the region. France, which is also tainted by complicity in the Rwandan slaughter, has said it can muster troops to maintain order until the U.N. can field a plausible force, but only on the condition that other nations join in. At least five governments have said they would consider contributing to a French-led operation. The Bush Administration has expressed support for the project but has refused to commit any troops to it.Incidentally, the Congolese do have WMD of mass destruction. They call them machetes. Bush's ally boils dissidents to death. Independent human rights groups estimate that there are more than 600 politically motivated arrests a year in Uzbekistan, and 6,500 political prisoners, some tortured to death. According to a forensic report commissioned by the British embassy, in August two prisoners were even boiled to death.To quote DailyKos: And ironically enough, all of those wingnuts and chickenhawks - - the same people that were oh-so-concerned about Saddam's brutality -- can't bother themselves with caring about the suffering of the Uzbek people. 2003 May 29, Thursday. For sale: used aircraft carrier. $4.5 million asking price! If I had the cash, I'd buy it in a heartbeat. Maybe I've read too many Neal Stephenson novels. 2003 May 28, Wednesday. Woohoo! Bush was right...WMD have been found! ... er ... in Maryland The good news for the Pentagon yesterday was that its investigators had finally unearthed evidence of weapons of mass destruction, including 100 vials of anthrax and other dangerous bacteria. 2003 May 27, Tuesday.
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Site describing the vile coverage by the U.S. media of Ali Ismail Abbas, the 12 year old boy who was orphaned and de-limbed by Bush's war of liberation in Iraq. Strangely, the Reuters journalist and photographer responsible for breaking the story were very seriously injured when a U.S. tank blew apart the Reuters office during the war, by "accident". "(Ali) said, first of all, thank you for the attention they're giving to him, but he hopes nobody from the children in the war they will suffer like what he suffer."Afghanistan: On the Road to Ruin Don't go booking holidays anytime soon. Out in the provinces the US army continues to arm and to pay the warlords who help them in their battle against al-Qaeda. Even as Hamid Karzai battles to establish his national army, he is being undermined by his allies. Hopelessly under-funded, without the security he pleads for, crippled even by his American backers, the Afghan President is perilously isolated. He, and Afghanistan, are being daily betrayed by Britain, America and the West.Surveys pointing to high civilian death toll in Iraq Evidence is mounting to suggest that between 5,000 and 10,000 Iraqi civilians may have died during the recent war, according to researchers involved in independent surveys of the country. 2003 May 24, Saturday. Squandering Prosperity The hallmark of the Bush approach to the economy is its absolute rigidity. On matters economic, Bush is a monomaniac with a bad idea, a doctor who prescribes the same all-purpose snake oil no matter what the ailment. And while Bush is not responsible for the post-boom bust in which America finds itself, his refusal to contemplate any remedy save his own for the economy is directly responsible for the increasing longevity and severity of the bust...Clay Bennett: It could be worse 2003 May 23, Friday. An open letter to President Bush by Yours truly
2003 May 22, Thursay. I heard an interesting interview with Alex Renton of Oxfam on the "Morning Ireland Show" on RTE (Ireland's National Broadcast network, God Bless 'Em). It's an account of conditions in Baghdad. Anyone here fancy drinking raw sewage? No, didn't think so. It would almost be enough to wipe the smirk off Rumsfeld's ugly face. With the delightful image of Rummy drinking poo-water, here's Bush & Blair in a Gay Bar.
2003 May 21, Wednesay. Pointlesswasteoftime presents a sneak preview of the new Harry Potter novel! "Oh, for pity's sake," wailed Uncle Vernon. "Petunia! The neighbor's great dane made a mess in the garden again! Get Harry to come clean it up!" He turned back toward Harry and squinted his piggish eyes. "Oh, never mind," he said with a dismissive snuffle. "It is Harry."From maddox: Dr. Seuss meets Saddam! 2003 May 20, Tuesday. A litany of stories about Bush's cack-handed handling of post war Iraq: Iraq in year zero The U.S. military insists that DU presents essentially no danger to anyone, but also warns American troops (though not Iraqis) to steer clear of the stuff or handle it only with care and protective gear. Monitor journalist Scott Peterson visited a number of sites including the Ministry of Planning in downtown Baghdad, only 300 yards from the American occupation headquarters and sprayed by Warthog bullets. He found some places where the Monitor's Geiger counter registered radioactivity at 1900 times background levels.Iraq's Slide Into Lawlessness Squanders Good Will for U.S. In the space of a few weeks, awe at American power in war has been transformed into anger at American impotence in peace. A crime wave, increasingly the work of organized gangs far better armed than the skeleton Iraqi police forces, has kept citizens in a peculiar state of limbo, free yet fearful.Reports of U.S. troops vandalising the ziggurat of UR. Maybe they'd like to take a shit in the Vatican or Mecca when they're done dismantling Iraq. according to aid workers in the area...US forces have spray-painted the remains with graffiti and stolen kiln-baked bricks made millennia ago. As a result, the US military has put the archaeological treasure, which dates back 6,000 years, off-limits to its own troops. Any violations will be punishable in military courts.Kurt Vonnegut on the War: The other day I asked former Yankees pitcher Jim Bouton what he thought of our great victory over Iraq, and he said, "Mohammed Ali versus Mr. Rogers."Paths of Glory Saddam wasn't a threat to America — he had no important links to terrorism, and the main U.S. team searching for weapons of mass destruction has packed up and gone home. Meanwhile, true to form, the Bush team lost focus as soon as the TV coverage slackened off. The first result was an orgy of looting — including looting of nuclear waste dumps that, incredibly, we failed to secure. Dirty bombs, anyone? Now, according to an article in The New Republic, armed Iraqi factions are preparing for civil war.You thought it couldn't get any worse...but it can. Buffy's last stand! 2003 May 19, Monday. Cluster bombs ... depleted uranium ... cholera ... anarchy. Who cares? Not America's "news" networks. They'll be happy to cover a burning truck on the side of the freeway though. 1,700 civilians killed in capture of Baghdad. Whew. I'm so glad we didn't have to see any of them on TV. That would have been vewwy upsetting for all us widdle childwen.
The "Star Wars kid" has been tracked down. In case you haven't heard his story, he's a high school kid in Canada who filmed himself doing a jedi knight routine in school. One of his enemies uploaded the video to the interweb, whereupon a tech wizard added light saber effects. He's now rather famous (at the cost of his dignity). Anyhow, the New York Times has a sympathetic article about the lad, who is a bit hurt at being used a a figure of fun. Ironically, the New York Times website has his image labelled as "19DORK.jpg". I think that's a little careless coming from a paper that's been so discredited by shabby journalistic practices in the last week. 2003 May 18, Sunday.
2003 May 17, Saturday. I made a terrible mistake today. I went to see The Matrix Reloaded. Only a cameo appearance by Jar Jar Binks would have made it worse. Don't believe me? Try Mr. Cranky: Rest assured that once you wake up from the fantasy of the hype to the reality of the film, you'll feel like Neo in the original, when his pretend world fell away and he discovered he actually lived in a tiny pod with one tube in his mouth and another in his ass.OK, so you will go see it. Try watching the cake scene without squirming. That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen in a mainstream hollywood movie. 2003 May 16, Friday. The following editorial from the London Times has the lone virtue of being honest. It's an ugly insight into the real motives behind the invasion of Iraq. So much for the original reasons for war with Iraq. Just shut up and give us the loot! Opinion: It's time to be un- British and grab the spoils of war There really is no delicate way to put this: Britain helped the United States in the Iraq war and now we want our financial reward.Such words are not for the squeamish. They will feed the prejudices of the peaceniks and appal the sensibilities of the chattering classes.I could forgive boors like that, if the situation in Iraq wasn't such a complete mess: Baghdad pays the postwar price: 242 die in three weeks Battles between looters and score-settling from the Saddam years have taken hold, fuelled by a security vacuum that owes much to a decision by Donald Rumsfeld, the American Defence Secretary, to invade and occupy Iraq with minimum troop numbers – two divisions short, say well- informed sources within the Allies' reconstruction team. 2003 May 15, Thursday.
The work of an anonymous genius: A Hymn to Spam "What is this stuff 2003 May 14, Wednesday. Some very mixed stories from Iraq. According to the Boston Globe, some books from the National Library were saved from the flames. Library's volumes safely hidden Inside a cavernous room at the Al Hak Mosque in the newly named Revolution City, roughly 400,000 manuscripts, biographies, religious works, and graduate-school theses are stacked to the 12-foot ceiling and gathering dust in the dry, 95-degree heat.I haven't seen this story anywhere else...if true it's great news. (The salvation of the books reported here is NO THANKS to Mr. Rumsfeld). Meanwhile, incredibly, looting is reported to be flaring up again. Reports of carjackings, assaults and forced evictions grew today, adding to an impression that recent improvements in security were evaporating. Fires burned anew in several Iraqi government buildings and looting resumed at one of former president Saddam Hussein's palaces. The sound of gunfire rattled during the night; many residents said they were keeping their children home from school during the day. Even traffic was affected, as drivers ignored rules in the absence of Iraqi police, only to crash and cause tie-ups.And this from the Christian Science Monitor: Disorder deepens in liberated Baghdad Security in Baghdad, the top of everybody's list of priorities, including the Americans', is deteriorating. Gunfire is heard more often than it was two weeks ago, thieves drag drivers from their cars in broad daylight, and looters continue to steal whatever is left from public buildings in full view of passers by.Very detailed piece in Mother Jones: Baghdad Security Crisis Great cartoon about the continuing regime change 2003 May 13, Tuesday. Republicans are about to send the Texas Rangers to arrest missing Democrats. This is like a story from The Onion... Democrats in GOP-dominated Texas House stage mass absence to break quorum GOP officials had earlier threatened to send police after the missing Democrats. The would-be quorum- busters planned to leave the state to avoid being located by the Department of Public Safety or Texas Rangers, who could detain them and forcibly return them to the House floor, a source said. 2003 May 12, Monday. Count me in! How to retire on $500! The industrious clock! 2003 May 11, Sunday. The Tories must speak the language of earthlings This is about the troubles of the British Conservatives. Once a political juggernaut, now a third rate freak show. I love this bit about the degeneration of political-speak (mostly by Tony Blair's Labour Party): Problems are "addressed"; voters are "engaged" in the "political process". Programmes are "rolled out". Services are "ring-fenced", "passported" and "delivered". Kindergartens have "core values", post offices have "mission statements" and ministers’ statements are part of a "narrative". People hate and distrust this kind of babble. To us it distances the world in which the ministers and officials live from the world we live in — a world which (we notice) media and political folk refer to as being "out there". 2003 May 10, Saturday. Here's a story that won't go away! The two faces of Rumsfeld 2000: director of a company which wins $200m contract to sell nuclear reactors to North KoreaMore accounts of nuclear looting The caretaker, Mohasin Hanja, 42, said he had washed out the empty containers with water, first pouring away the residue of yellow liquid that had been in one of the barrels. Yesterday a senior IAEA official said this was likely to be a residue of "yellow cake", the basic concentrated form of uranium oxide, from which uranium products are refined in the nuclear industry. 2003 May 9, Friday.
2003 May 8, Thursday. Rummy the Genius Forgot About Nukes Another piece about the looting of Iraq's nuclear facilities. Cesium 137 should get a good price on eBay, methinks. So the Bush administration ... concocted phony stories about Saddam’s imminent nuclear bomb. It is straining to find weapons of mass destruction that probably no longer exist. It finds the time, the money and the mental energy to stage a photo-op landing for the President aboard an aircraft carrier. But nobody in Washington thought of guarding the Iraqi nuclear materials that might truly pose a threat to us—until after the sites had been breached.Most Baghdad Museum Artifacts Saved OK...it's a spoof...(but it's so similar to recent reports that it's getting hard to tell them apart). BAGHDAD, 7 May -- What appeared to be extensive and destructive looting in Baghdad's famed Museum of Antiquities was in fact the result of dedicated Iraqi citizens very hastily moving the treasures to secure storage vaults. 2003 May 7, Wednesday. It gets better and better! Nuclear Looting - I love the smell of uranium in the morning... Some of the looters stole big containers that could potentially hold anywhere between 300-400 kilograms of radioactive uranium. Some of the containers were empty but others were not. Al-Bah'ly says he thinks the river has been contaminated by people washing out the containers.I know what we should do to solve this: send in the guys who "evaluated" the damage in the Museum of Antiquities - they'll tell us that almost no uranium was stolen, and then everything will be A-OK! (Meanwhile, we can keep an eye out for the looted nukular gunk on eBay) Iraqi welcome for US turns to fury (link contains a nasty image of a seriously burned baby). The mood is changing for the worse in Umm Qasr where food and medicine is desperately needed, writes Mark Baker from southern Iraq...MediaWhoresOnline is a site that's dedicated to exposing the one sided media coverage of politics in the U.S. It's astonishing to witness the pro-Republican coverage masquerading as "fair and balanced". They get some great letters from their visitors. I really liked this one: I was watching a replay of Bush's waste of 5 million some odd dollars for his photo opportunity on board the Abraham Lincoln when some congenital idiot (I forget which, but it was likely Chris Matthews) said that no Democrat could do that. 2003 May 6, Tuesday. According to The Chicago Tribune, the Baghdad museum was barely looted at all! If true this is great news. However, I find it hard to accept that the damage is as limited as they suggest. This report is wildly at odds with earlier accounts. BAGHDAD — The vast majority of the Iraqi trove of antiquities feared stolen or broken have been found inside the National Museum in Baghdad, according to American investigators who compiled an inventory over the weekend of the ransacked galleries.This report fails to mention how they could be so precise, given that the collection runs into hundreds of thousands, and the museum's records have been severely damaged. They must count pretty fast. No sooner than the above was published, one of my stalkers crawled out from under a rock:
Well, I was wrong about Saddam having WMD and being prepared to use them, an error I share with the Bush administration. This is a fact that war-lovers like Ad Valorem conveniently overlook. Maybe we'll find out soon that the mental hospitals weren't looted either. Of course, it goes without saying that Baghdad's National Library is still burnt to the ground, along with its irreplaceable collection. I eagerly await the report that it has been magically resurrected from the ashes, along with thousands of dead Iraqis. Gee...that's just my bitterness clouding my perception of reality again! Here are some differing reports, all posted in the last couple of days: There is no accurate number to assign to the collection; Reichel said it was probably half a million. Many objects have never been registered. And, he said, no one really knows how many objects have been lost. The number 170,000 has been used in discussions of the looting of the museum, but Reichel said that estimate might not include the museum's collection of cuneiform tablets, examples of the earliest form of writing, which numbers about 100,000.Oops...here's another one, also a downer! Baghdad museum lost ''its arms and legs'' Dr. John Curtis of the British Museum told a news briefing in New York that exactly how many objects were stolen from the Iraq National Museum was ''very unclear.'' Curtis, who visited the museum after the fall of Baghdad, said experts would only know the full extent of the damage once an audit was completed -- a process that could take years.The Art Newspaper has a good article about the museum, also suggesting less looting than feared, but giving a more complex description of the damage: The situation inside the vault is more difficult to assess, since the area has not been officially entered by museum staff. But, by peering through the hole broken into the brick wall, Dr George and Dr Curtis were able to see that in the first section, pots and other objects had been swept off shelves and abandoned on the floor. The extent of the losses remain unknown, but the hope is that in the darkened basement the looters would have found it difficult to locate the items of major financial value. Dr George believes that only a small proportion of the 170,000 objects in the vaults may have been looted, although this will only be confirmed after months of checking...Of course, all this subtlety will be lost on knuckleheads like Advalorem. They'll hear the "good news" - "the looting never really happened...it was all a liberal myth!" - and that will be their version of history for the rest of their one-dimensional lives. How very sad. 2003 May 5, Monday. Disturbing reports of looting at Iraqi nuclear facitities. I'm still not feeling any safer! In all, seven sites associated with Iraq's nuclear program have been visited by the Pentagon's "special nuclear programs" teams since the war ended last month. None was found to be intact, though it remains unclear what materials -- if any -- had been removed.Finally...a good reality TV show: Manor House. (aka Country House in England). One of the most amazing programs I've ever seen. PBS has put together a fantastic site dedicated to it. 2003 May 4, Sunday. ![]() Gulf War 2 - the Real Story 2003 May 3, Saturday. A shameful theft of the crown jewels of memory ...even the Bolsheviks protected the Hermitage during the Russian Revolution. In the Second World War, armies were under specific orders to spare historic sites and museums, even at cost to themselves. Chartres was not shelled though it contained snipers. Museums were looted, but by soldiers who respected what they were looting. They knew that a museum is not a warehouse. It is the custodian of the identity of a people. Robbing it is like seizing the crown jewels of a collective memory. It seeks to erase that memory...Great piece about France and dubious patriotism by my favorite vietnam vet! Confessional Patriots make much of the dismal record of the French in matters military. Well, yes. It's hard to argue with failure. I note however that the French have Germany on their borders, a condition associated with military failure for everybody enjoying the same circumstances. Americans cannot always distinguish between military prowess and the Atlantic Ocean... 2003 May 2, Friday. U.S. says Canada cares too much about liberties The State Department report on global terrorism for 2002 suggests that while Canada has been helpful in the fight against terrorism, it doesn't spend enough on policing and places too much emphasis on civil liberties.The Last Hope! Sneak preview footage from the latest star wars movie!
3 cheers for England's Avon and Somerset Police Constabulary for putting recordings of crazy emergency phone calls online! Examples of real 999 calls Communications operator: "Hello police" 2003 May 1, Thursday. Steve Bell's take on the mishaps in Iraq: Operation Iraqi Freedom ... Wait, there's more:
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