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2003 July 31, Thursday.

Taking hostages is effective, and fun! Too bad it's also a war crime, even if the hostages are only Iraqis. US commander in Iraq admits war crime
Col. David Hogg, commander of the 2nd Brigade of the 4th Infantry Division, said tougher methods are being used to gather the intelligence. Wednesday night, he said, his troops picked up the wife and daughter of an Iraqi lieutenant general. They left a note: "If you want your family released, turn yourself in."

illustration of a section of the security wall in israelThe Guardian has an imressive graphic of the security wall being built to separate them from the west bank. Quite a piece of work.


What with war and terrorism and death and plague and exploding shuttles and Bush, you thought the world couldn't get any nastier. You hadn't reckoned with Jenny Lopez and Benny Boy Affleck. It's Turkey Time - Gobble Gobble!

The geniuses at The Onion have the best review of this wretched movie!


2003 July 30, Wednesday.

soldiers with an Iraqi teenagerHmm. Make fun of the Americans, go to jail.
A US soldier leads arrested 17 year old student Khaled Salim with his hands tied behind his back towards a waiting army truck in the southern Baghdad suburb of Dura. Salim was arrested on his way to school, as a warning to others after he insulted US troops.

Your kids better like combat fatigues: This guerrilla war is likely to last a generation
Craig B Hulet has argued...to defeat an entrenched enemy that will fight a guerrilla war, the attacking force must have at least a ten to one ratio in favor of the attackers. That we are hopelessly outnumbered in both countries means quite literally we cannot defeat these guerrilla forces. We will lose. We will have to increase the number of troops to even stay stationed in these countries.
More excellence from Clay Bennett
cartoon of a general moving military units with his arms and feet
Liberia
cartoon of a yellow ribbon around a tree trunk
Yellow Ribbon

ABSOLUTE MUST READ: The wrath of the conquered
"Just as the heat begins to let up, the first tank comes roaring along the street. The entire house vibrates. And this continues hourly until five in the morning." He says that Ahmed Husseini, the son of a neighbor, protested at the garden gate in early June. "The Americans simply shot him. These people don't know what they're doing."

Abid is a graduate of the University of Baghdad, and holds a doctorate in economics. He has travelled throughout Europe and the United States, and his English is good. But he is puzzled as to how the Americans have even managed to alienate such Iraqis as himself. He says: "The problem with the Americans is that they have no respect for us."
Apollo style capsule
One giant leap!
Back to the Future (?)
2 options for NASA's Space Plane

The cool Apollo style capsule on the left is just too interesting for NASA. I bet they'll pick another winged coffin.
boring space plane
Ah crap.


2003 July 29, Tuesday.

Anti-Intellectuals in the Schools - explains the incredible ignorance of the general population. This is an incredible article, describing not the stupidity of the students, but the teachers!
I heard someone ask the galley aloud what the word “secular” meant. It seems it was on a handout we were supposed to be reading. Immediately, a teacher with a general English certificate offered that it meant “being religious.” This was followed by a second of silence and then the jejune banter began again. I could not let the talking continue. “No,” I asserted. “Secular is the antonym of religious. It means ‘of this world.’”

“Don’t you hate it when he does that?” my new boss asked.
A Guardian report about the killing of Palestinian children by the Israeli army:
The numbers are staggering; one in five Palestinian dead is a child. The Palestinian Centre for Human Rights (PCHR) says at least 408 Palestinian children have been killed since the beginning of the intifada in September 2000. Nearly half were killed in the Gaza strip, and most of those died in two refugee camps in the south, Khan Yunis and Rafah. The PCHR says they were victims of "indiscriminate shooting, excessive force, a shoot-to-kill policy and the deliberate targeting of children".
I don't know if the mainstream U.S. media give this any kind of coverage, since I've given up watching those organs of The State. I guess they're more concerned with Kobe Bryant, or whatever his name is.

2,000 year old face makeup from Rome, with original owner's fingerprints!

From Berkeley (of course): The secret ingredients of a conservative. It's incredible - almost as though they crawled inside Bush's brain!
Fear and aggression - Bingo! George is an AWOL chickenhawk!
Dogmatism and intolerance of ambiguity - Kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out!
Uncertainty avoidance - Are they sure about this one?
Need for cognitive closure - that's putting it mildly
Terror management - har har

2003 July 28, Monday.

KKK man with a ropeTed Rall: The American political spectrum

More shuttle suckiness: Foam likely to hit next shuttle - It's a flying coffin.

"Hail to the, Camp Cropper..." A Story To Shame Us All


2003 July 26, Saturday.

Bush autographing a miniature U.S. flag
Oops. Bush desecrates the American flag by writing on it. Even I know never to do something like this!

Where was this guy during the sixties and seventies, when people made such a big deal about the sanctity of the flag? Was he AWOL? Or maybe drunk or stoned out of his mind not to have noticed all the fuss?

Oh yeah. He was. Sorry . . . I forgot.

It's bad enough that they're displaying Hussein's sons corpses like hunting trophies, but the least they could do is reconstruct the faces properly. THIS isn't very convincing. I'm afraid we have the making of an Iraqi Elvis myth on our hands.


2003 July 25, Friday.

Attention all citizens! I've made a new flash cartoon. That's almost as rare as clean drinking water in Iraq. So here it is:

The Whitehouse

Bush is having a good day.

Head on over and find out why....


2003 July 24, Thursday.

Joe Conason: Bush Chases Saddam, Ignores Real Threats

Clay Bennett cartoon of a tabloid newspaperClay Bennett: Credibility

MEIN FUHRER...I CAN WALK! (couldn't resist. sorry):
Fully armed Nazi bomber planes 'buried below East Berlin airport'
Papers among thousands of files captured from the Stasi, the secret police of East Germany, claim tons of live Second World War munitions were buried in concrete bunkers beneath the runways of Schoenefeld airport in East Berlin. It is now the main destination for discount airlines, such as Ryanair, and numerous charter companies.

Not only did the commissars intern munitions beneath the runways, but also entire Nazi fighter planes, all fuelled and fully bombed-up, according to the Stasi.

The captured files of Interflug, the former East German government airline and the airport authority of the DDR, are now being examined to see if the Stasi claim is true.

2003 July 23, Wednesday.

photo of Uday with a gun and a scary grin on his face
Uday, we hardly knew ye. The world weeps today, having lost the greatest torturer of soccer players since Jack Charlton. Look at him, the little tyke - he's searching for midfielders to cripple. Nothing looks better on the wall of the rumpus room than the head of a goalkeeper.
One defector told Indict that jailed soccer players were forced to kick a concrete ball after failing to reach the 1994 World Cup finals. Another defector said athletes were dragged through a gravel pit and then dunked in a sewage tank so infection would set in.
According to a London human rights group, Uday
...once made a group of track athletes crawl on newly poured asphalt while they were beaten and threw some of them off a bridge. Indict also said Uday ran a special prison for athletes who offended him.
Oh, before we get all carried away extolling our praise for George Bush and his cohorts, let's remind ourselves that these bastards were our allies until 1990, so long as they were killing Iranians. They'd still be our allies if they hadn't invaded Kuwait. Reality SUCKS.


the speaking yoda clock

The Yoda clock!
obscene xylophone

Obscene Xylophone.
giz yer jacket or I'll stab you in the heart

Giz yer jacket.

The above games are courtesy of Limmy.com. See what happens when you combine computers with Scotland?


2003 July 22, Tuesday.

a cartoon of bush asking for his tax cut backTed Rall: Fun Facts: The War Against Iraq

Not a surprise: Dismayed Americans contemplate Canada
A husband and wife in Minnesota, a college student in Georgia, a young executive in New York. Though each has distinct motives for packing up, they agree the United States is growing too conservative and believe Canada offers a more inclusive, less selfish society.

"For me, it's a no-brainer," said Mollie Ingebrand, a puppeteer from Minneapolis who plans to go to Vancouver with her lawyer husband and 2-year-old son.

"It's the most amazing opportunity I can imagine. To live in a society where there are different priorities in caring for your fellow citizens."

File under "Not Good": Shiite protest
Thousands of followers of a hardline Shiite Muslim cleric marched on the U.S. headquarters (in Najaf), demanding American forces leave the town and shouting derision at the newly formed Iraqi Governing Council.
U.S. troops holding back a large mob


2003 July 21, Monday.

screenshot of Frogger arcade gameSuperb flash versions of arcade games!

The screenshot is from Frogger. There are also versions of Pacman, Tetris and Asteroids!

Liar Liar pants on fire: Most callers say president misled nation
"I can fill your editorial pages with comments on 'who to believe' but will simplify my response to this week's Sound Off by borrowing a quote from Groucho Marx," she said. "'What are you going to believe, what we tell you or what you see with your own two eyes?'"


2003 July 20, Sunday.

A photo of earth from space, titled Tales from planet hell3 cheers for the Red Cross - Body parts' return shocks dad
In a FedEx package came his son's corneas, packed in a preserving solution. In a cooler filled with dry ice Roberts found his son's femurs, kneecaps, hip bones and shoulder blades. His son's heart was in a jar."He'd been deboned like a piece of sausage," Roberts said. "Then to send everything back to you and hold up the funeral while you wait, it's unbelievable.
The bereaved citizen failed to realise that the profit motive is more important than human dignity. It's 1984 already - get with the program people!

Lego fan Reed Anderson has crafted an amazing lego Nazgul from Lord of The Rings. There are 10 images here in total.

While you're there, check out his impressive medieval village!
photo of a lego nazgul from lord of the rings

cartoon of Bush and Cheney holding Blair behind a wire fenceSteve Bell - UK prisoners in Guantanamo Bay

Bell's cartoons get better every day. His portrayal of Blair as a madman looks increasingly believable. Thatcher lost it too by the late 80's. That crazy glint in the eye ... yikes.



2003 July 19, Saturday.

A CD cover of Silence of the lambs, the musicalGenius: Silence of the Lambs - THE MUSICAL

Much of the musical is available for free download, including "Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket" and the lyrical "Are You About a Size 14?"

The Pentagon has a solution for the unhappy American soldiers in Iraq!
On Wednesday morning, when the ABC news show reported from Fallujah, where the division is based, the troops gave the reporters an earful. One soldier said he felt like he'd been "kicked in the guts, slapped in the face." Another demanded that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld quit.

The retaliation from Washington was swift.

"It was the end of the world," said one officer Thursday. "It went all the way up to President Bush and back down again on top of us. At least six of us here will lose our careers."
Careful: The FB-eye may be watching
"I'll tell you what, Marc. Someone in the shop that day saw you reading something, and thought it looked suspicious enough to call us about. So that's why we're here, just checking it out. Like I said, there's no problem. We'd just like to get to the bottom of this. Now if we can't, then you may have a problem. And you don't want that."
an innocent victim of FBI stupidity


2003 July 18, Friday.

Weird: Port Chigago, 1944. A COLOSSAL explosion of a U.S. liberty ship docked near San Francisco. Some believe it was a nuclear explosion pre-dating the Trinity and Hiroshima bombs by a year. Worth reading:
"One of the few to see the flash from here was Tom Street, who happened to be standing in the patio if his Spring Mountain home when the blast came," reported the July 21, 1944 edition of the St. Helena Star. "First there was a sudden mushroom of white light, followed an instant later by another, then a few moments later the intense roar and the concussion of the blast. At the rate of about a mile for every 5 seconds, it required a little over 4 minutes for the blast to reach St. Helena." In another account in the same newspaper, it states. "The force of the explosion was felt at the Mt. St. Helena observation tower, but apparently the range of the mountains at the end of the valley stopped the concussion, for Lake County residents didn't feel it."
Cartoon of bush waving a campaign poster. He's saying four more yearsSteve Bell: George Bush's re-election campaign

Great CSM article about women in Iraq today: Five women confront a new Iraq
Three months since the toppling of Saddam Hussein's regime, Iraq is tottering between the forces of renewal and revolt.

Amid the anarchy, some women are seizing opportunities to make an impact in ways never before possible. Some are just trying to stay afloat in conditions that make life feel more difficult than it was under the Baathist regime. Still others are alarmed to find that many liberties appear to be fast disappearing under the weight of ongoing violence and the newfound muscle of Islamic fundamentalists.

For the more than half of Iraqis who are women, whether life is better now than under Mr. Hussein depends on whom one asks.
Washington Post: Intelligence Dispute Festers as Iraq Victory Recedes
ABC's "Good Morning America" showed soldiers from the Third Infantry Division in Iraq criticizing Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and questioning their mission. Minnesota Public Radio this week quoted Mary Kewatt, the aunt of a soldier killed in Iraq, saying: "President Bush made a comment a week ago, and he said 'bring it on.' Well, they brought it on, and now my nephew is dead."

2003 July 17, Thursday.

Something odd has begun to happen. Real criticism of the Bush Junta from mainstream American news media - furious attacks from soldiers serving in Iraq (!) as well as their families at home. It began as a trickle a couple of weeks ago, and seems to be intensifying daily.

aol start page, a cartoon of a stupid looking bush staring at his declining poll ratings
AOL's recent start page! (via mediawhoresonline)
Since I don't believe in the existance of a free corporate press in the U.S., there is only one possible explanation:

Bush's invisible puppeteers, the Bilderbergers/Bohemian Grove/Illuminati/Pod-People or whoever REALLY runs the show have had enough, and decided to clip the boy-emperor's wings:


Washington Post: Black Thursday for Bush
The headlines announced by John Roberts, substituting for Dan Rather on CBS, were: "President Bush's false claim about Iraqi weapons; he made it despite a CIA warning the intelligence was bad. More Americans say U.S. is losing control of Iraq. Also tonight, food lines in America; they're back and getting longer."
Boston Globe: Give Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz the Boot
The Iraq campaign, of which they were in charge, has been grossly mishandled. I use the word campaign because the overthrow of Saddam's army and regime was only the opening phase in what has to be, if this country is to maintain any credibility, an open and democratic society in Iraq. This may yet happen, but the current leadership of the Pentagon, through a fatal combination of hubris and incompetence, has so far bungled the job. If there were any accountability in the Bush administration, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz would be asked to resign.
Christian Science Monitor: Political arc of a faulty prewar claim
"If it becomes more vivid in people's minds that there was not a serious threat [in Iraq], then the costs will become even more salient, and people may feel we made a mistake" in going to war, says Steven Kull, director of the Project on International Policy Attitudes. "We're not there yet," he adds. "But the arrows are going in that direction."
ABC news: A Big Letdown
"If Donald Rumsfeld were sitting here in front of us, what would you say to him?" I asked a group of soldiers who gathered around a table, eager to talk to a visiting reporter.
"If he was here," said Pfc. Jason Punyahotra, "I would ask him why we're still here, why we've been told so many times and it's changed."
In the back of the group, Spc. Clinton Deitz put up his hand. "If Donald Rumsfeld was here," he said, "I'd ask him for his resignation."
CNN: American Morning
"It's hard on the families, it's hard on the soldiers, and it's especially hard to know that you put your faith and trust into a president, and they continue to lie to you, they break promises, and it's hard to fight for somebody like that."
It should be noted that these attacks on Bush center around the conditions of the US troops, nary a word of concern for the suffering of the Iraqi people that we were meant to liberate. Fuck 'em, I guess.

A photo of George W. Bush on one side, and John Connor from T3 on the other.Terminator 3 - Pro-Bush propaganda?
...this John Connor is very self-consciously W- like: he sees the impending machine-led apocalypse on humanity as some kind of Christian/ New Age test of his strength and fortitude, billions dead specifically to test him and make him a better man, much like W himself in real life views the War On Terror.

Another great column by Gary Brecher, War Nerd. Answering the clueless question "Why are they shooting at us? We liberated them!": Iraq: the “Duh!” Theory
So this week I went to Lemoore to see the fireworks, and it still got me choked up. That surprised me. I’m not a big sentimentalist usually. Nothing to be cheerful about: hate my job, hate my life, hate just about everybody I work with and every face I see on TV. They weren’t great fireworks even. And the sponsor was a casino, if you can believe that—sleazy fakes posing as big patriots.

But sitting there in my car I was ready to kill anybody who said anything bad about America. What that showed me is, the way you love your country is way deeper than how you feel about the people running the country. I hate W., the little draftdodging oil-money phony, but if any foreign army tried to “liberate” the US from him, I’d die trying to stop them. I realized how your country is so much to you, even if you hate the fuckers running it, you’d sooner have them than a bunch of foreign troops...

...Even when the locals welcome the army at first, they change their mind later on. The Ukrainians cheered the Wehrmacht in 1941, but changed their minds fast. The Catholics in Ulster cheered the British Army in 1969, but changed their minds after the Brits killed 14 demonstrators. And in case you don’t remember US troops killed 18 Iraqis in Fallujah a couple months ago. 18 dead—that’s a lot of pissed-off relatives who are going to start digging up the AK-47s they buried in the back yard, looking for some payback. No wonder Fallujah is now the least-pacified city in Iraq.

2003 July 16, Wednesday.

image of a galaxy of gas. a round indistinct blobOur creepy universe: Puzzle of empty galaxies
"If you look for gas with a radio telescope you see an enormous blob of gas. If you look for stars through an optical telescope you only see a small smudge of stars on the sky,"...
For some reason these galaxies have failed to form stars out of their hydrogen gas. The search is on to find out why.

How about this for a Hollywood Movie concept: Jerry Lewis plays a clown who gets sent to Auschwitz for impersonating Hitler, where he entertains the children as they're marched to the gas chambers.

Whats that you say? You think they'd never make a movie so inherently awful? TOO LATE SUCKER - THEY ALREADY HAVE ... IN 1972! The day the clown cried
After playing an astronaut, a mad scientist, a man from Mars, and other challenging roles in his previous 40 films, what new worlds were left for Jerry Lewis to conquer in 1972? What about the nightmare world of Auschwitz? How about the premise of a lovable circus clown who entertains children about to be gassed by the Nazis? Sounds terrific, huh? Startlingly original, no? Tasteless and nauseating -- definitely yes.
The film has one unintentionally great line:
"If he's Germany's greatest clown, God help the Fatherland."
Filmthreat.com has a great review of the movie. The Horror:
The Commandant at Auschwitz explains to Helmut (Lewis) what is done here - how the buildings without windows are ovens used to exterminate the Jewish children. He goes on to tell Helmut that as he has lead the children this far and that he now has a special bond with them, almost as if he is "one of them," he should lead them for the remainder of their journey. It is then, in the last ten pages of the screenplay, that the true dementia of the film truly takes hold. Helmut replies "No... no! I'm not one of them. I'm not! I'm a German. A loyal German. You can't kill me, I'm not one of them. I swear it. I'm not." The Commandant explains that he doesn't have to die, "I'm just asking you to lead them." Helmut looks unwilling to comply. "Not... even to save your own life?" Helmut gives in. "I'm glad to see you're not a self-appointed martyr. Just think! Now you're really one of us."
Here's a site where you can see the script, and more: THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED


2003 July 15, Tuesday.

I noticed something funny while reading Is the United States Going for Broke? in the VERY republican Insight on the news site:
While British legislators met to decide whether it is in that nation's best interests to join the European Union, a small but elite group of private wealth managers, economists, and institutional and hedge-fund managers gathered blocks away at London's Institute of Directors to participate in a decidedly unique review of the world's increasingly shaky financial stability. Much of the discussion revolved around the politics and financial policies of the United States.
What struck me as amusing about this paragraph is the fact the Britain joined the EU in 1973. The debate is about whether Britain should join the single currency. They've been in Europe for THIRTY FREAKING YEARS!!!

I could make jokes about right-wingers devoting too much time to Clinton-Bashing and Bush-Loving, and not enough to BASIC FACTS OF RECENT WORLD HISTORY, but that might be considered churlish. Hell, we all make mistakes, right?


2003 July 14, Monday.

cartoon of Bush's mouth full of corpsesTed Rall, the angriest man in America strikes again. Bush Lied. They died.
Not only is he a cartoonist, but he writes too. Unlike many of the "experts", Ted has spent a lot of time travelling through the 'Stans' - here's one of his latest bits:
A CRACK IN BUSH'S FAÇADE

It's getting nasty on main street. William Greider: Little Caesar's Quicksand
On C-Span radio the other morning, I heard a Vietnam combat veteran earnestly worrying that our troops in Iraq might be "hand-cuffed." He had heard a rumor about rubber bullets that upset him. Another caller made the point more angrily "For every American who gets killed, they should take 20 Iraquians (his term) and hang them from lamp posts." This, he explained, is how the Klingons from Star Trek would handle it.

Then I got an email from a right-wing friend, a learned man with a Ph.D. in history: "We need a tough-minded Patton or MacArthur in full dress uniform...Follow the Roman rule: haul those people off in slavery and burn down the country...For every ten Americans slaughtered, burn down whole villages."
If the U.S. does start executing Iraqi villagers (which even I find doubtful, but these days you never know), then I hope they get some nice new uniforms first. Black ones with shiny boots. Skulls on their caps. Nice red armbands, with a swastika in the middle. Yummy.

LEGO DNA Another great lego model from Eric Harshbarger. He specialises in sculptures and mosaics made from the mighty block - be sure to visit his main lego page for more amazing creations.photo of lego DNA

2003 July 13, Sunday.

An MUST-READ attack on the Neo-Conservatives behind the US invasion of Iraq. It's written by Ron Paul, a republican congressman from Texas. It's more disturbing than anything written from the left. Real Conservatives would be horrified to find out the real face of the people governing in their name. Here are some of Ron Paul's comments about Michael Ledeen, one of the Warmongers in the Neocon camp: Neo-CONNED!
In Ledeen’s most recent publication, The War Against the Terror Masters, he reiterates his beliefs outlined in this 1999 Machaivelli book. He specifically praises: “Creative destruction…both within our own society and abroad…(foreigners) seeing America undo traditional societies may fear us, for they do not wish to be undone.” Amazingly, Ledeen concludes: “They must attack us in order to survive, just as we must destroy them to advance our historic mission.”

If those words don’t scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don’t know what could be. It sounds like both sides of each disagreement in the world will be following the principle of preemptive war. The world is certainly a less safe place for it.

In Machiavelli on Modern Leadership, Ledeen praises a business leader for correctly understanding Machiavelli: “There are no absolute solutions. It all depends. What is right and what is wrong depends on what needs to be done and how.” This is a clear endorsement of situational ethics and is not coming from the traditional left. It reminds me of: “It depends on what the definition of the word ‘is’ is.”

Ledeen quotes Machiavelli approvingly on what makes a great leader. “A prince must have no other objectives or other thoughts or take anything for his craft, except war.” To Ledeen, this meant: “…the virtue of the warrior are those of great leaders of any successful organization.” Yet it’s obvious that war is not coincidental to neocon philosophy, but an integral part. The intellectuals justify it, and the politicians carry it out. There’s a precise reason to argue for war over peace according to Ledeen, for “…peace increases our peril by making discipline less urgent, encouraging some of our worst instincts, in depriving us of some of our best leaders.” Peace, he claims, is a dream and not even a pleasant one, for it would cause indolence and would undermine the power of the state. Although I concede the history of the world is a history of frequent war, to capitulate and give up even striving for peace—believing peace is not a benefit to mankind—is a frightening thought that condemns the world to perpetual war and justifies it as a benefit and necessity. These are dangerous ideas, from which no good can come.
The idea of permanent war had two great advocates in the 20th century. Adolf Hitler on one side, and Leon Trotsky on the other. It's starting to look like the leaders of the world have truly lost their marbles.


2003 July 12, Saturday.

Northern Ireland orangemen marching like the intolerant bastards that they are HAPPY JULY the 12TH!
The day when Northern Ireland's OrangeMen give the Catholics a well deserved MARCHING! Go ite Willy and Iain, and give them Fenians a good walloping! A wee little knee-cappin' will show 'em who's boss.

While yer at it, ye might as well beat up any Muslims, Chinese or blacks that ye stumble across, ye shower of MEDIEVAL RACIST BASTARDS.

Give them Liberty or give them food: The Rat in the Grain
The war is over, but the situation in the fields of Iraq continues to rapidly deteriorate. The banks, which provide credit and cash, have been looted, irrigation systems destroyed, road travel restricted, markets closed, warehouses and grain silos pillaged.

To harvest the grain before it rots in the fields Iraqi farmers need more than eight million gallons of diesel fuel to power Iraq's corroding armada of combines and harvesters. But most of the fuel depots were incinerated by US bombing strikes.
What's wrong with these ungrateful Iraqis? Don't they know that it's better to die free than live as a slave? They need some McDonalds and Burger Kings in there, I tells you.

Smart-Ass Card - you'd better have yours citizen, or it's a one way ticket to an iso-cube!

This SMARTCARD will be linked to you as well as to a gigantic database located in an undisclosed area in Omaha, Nebraska, called DEATHBASE. It will monitor you for 24 hours a day with the ability alert authorities should you threaten national security. Only the federal government and telemarketing firms will have access to this data.
Orwellian identity card with John Ashcrofts photo on it

Learn to love Big Brother like I have, or else the rats will eat your face! Do it to Julia!
Everything is set for a new Pentagon program to become perhaps the federal government's widest reaching, most invasive mechanism yet for keeping us all under watch. Not in the far-off, dystopian future. But here, and soon.
cartoon of Tony Blair denying that he's a lying warmongerHurray for Steve Bell: Blair defends the Iraq war

It'll be a happy day when the gutless creep Blair and his heinous cronies get booted from No. 10.

Gee Tony, what's wrong? Shocked that your vewy best fwend George is blaming you for the uranium report? WHAT A SURPRISE! A Bush that lies!

Tacky: US troops take over Iraqi swimmers' pool
Iraqi swimmers hoping to make a splash at the world championships in Barcelona next month are having to train in the murky Tigris River because the US Army have taken over the only Olympic-sized pool in Baghdad for their troops, team trainer Faisal Sayed Jaffar said Thursday.

2003 July 11, Friday.

We are utterly and completely screwed. Above, the CIA/Bush creeps who want to make us safe by killing everyone. On the right, the fundamentalist Jesus-freaks who want to convert Muslims to their peasant version of Christianity. On the left, namby-pamby social engineers who want to outlaw plastic guns. And beneath us are the STUPID PEOPLE, limitless in number and multiplying by the day.

Northern Ireland policemen in front of an anti Muslim banner'This place is just not ready for different people'

"My son walked in and said: 'Mam, are we Prod or are we Catholic?' I said, you're a Muslim.

"And he said: 'I know I'm a Muslim, but am I Prod or am I Catholic?' We thought we had been making progress, but the child who had asked him the question was maybe six years old."

CNN: Forced middle school STD testing draws lawsuit
School administrators forced several eighth- grade students to undergo tests for pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases after they attended a party, the New York Civil Liberties Union claimed in a lawsuit filed Tuesday with federal court in Manhattan.
Hulk doll's monster willy

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY...

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them...
6 year old girl holding plush doll with a penis

Woohoo! FOUR MORE YEARS!
American troops could still be in Iraq (news - web sites) four years from now, the war's former commander told members of Congress concerned about persistent, deadly attacks.

The number of U.S. troops in Iraq probably won't decline significantly from the current 148,000 until sometime next year, Gen. Tommy Franks said Thursday. The kinds of hit-and-run attacks that killed two American soldiers Wednesday will continue, he warned.
parody electronic voting ballotVote early, vote often. As long as it's for Bush.

Now come on. What possible reason could this guy have for not trusting the republicans to deliver a fair and honest election result?

It's not like they stole the last one!

Of all the screwed up stories on this screwed up planet, this story sums up why we are all so completely and utterly screwed up: Nuns seek to copyright Mother Teresa's name
The order of nuns founded by Mother Teresa seeks to copyright her name in a bid to stop other organisations -- from banks to business schools -- trying to cash in on the Nobel peace laureate's image worldwide.

"We are seeking legal protection for the use of our logo, and also want such protection for the name of Mother Teresa and that of the Missionaries of Charity," Sister Nirmala, the head of the order, said in a statement.
Hitler Vs. Stalin: the comic!

Joseph Stalin is © & TM by the All-Union Communist Party (Bolsheviks). Inappropriate usage will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law with expelling from the Party and ten years of hard labor.

Adolf Hitler is © & TM by the National Socialist German Workers' Party. Inappropriate usage will be reported to the appropriate authorities. We cannot guess what they are gonna do, but it will definitely be something unpleasant as well.
dramatic cartoon of Hitler

2003 July 10, Thursday.

Poster of a cop arresting a man. Caption says, Justice for security, security for comfort

Steve Bell: Blair's response to Iraq dossier inquiry


Fun and games in a concentration camp, 21st century style! The Forgotten and the Damned
Two have died as a result of beatings, while other stubborn survivors have been handed over to, less squeamish, foreign interrogators, experts in brutal methods of torture. Yet others have been flown handcuffed, hooded, gagged, shackled and chained to an aircraft seat, forced to use a receptacle to relieve themselves during the 17-hour journey to America’s Caribbean bay from Hell – Guantanamo.

These 670 wretched men, and three children under 16, represent America’s badge of shame. Thomas Jefferson, who wrote that all men are created equal, must be turning in his grave. These are Afghans, Pakistanis, Sudanese, Yemenis, Saudis, British and Australian but no American citizen. Americans, as we have seen in the case of the American Taliban John Walker Lindh get comfortable mainland prisons, civilian courts, expensive attorneys and cosy plea bargains.
Poster of a cop arresting a man. Caption says, Justice for security, security for comfort

Posters for the Brave New World!


The best paragraph written about Bush to date: Bush's war against evil
To address concerns about the savage violence engulfing ''postwar'' Iraq with a cocksure ''Bring `em on!'' as he did last week, is to display an absence of imagination shocking in a man of such authority. It showed a lack of capacity to identify either with enraged Iraqis who must rise to such a taunt or with young GIs who must now answer for it. Even in relationship to his own soldiers, there is nothing at the core of this man but visceral meanness.
Clueless Army Wives (read about this woman's thought crime...soon corrected!)
"One wife expressed anxiety about President George Bush's 'bring them on' invitation to Iraqi guerrillas this week, but she stressed that she did not want her name mentioned. 'I support George Bush one hundred per cent,' she said, almost with her next breath."

That's pathetic. Bush has proven time and time again, through his incoherent and irresponsible behavior, that he is a liar, a thief, and a murderer, who is out to line the pockets of his already-rich friends at the expense of everyone else. This conclusion is obvious to almost everybody in the world - except to a dwindling majority of Americans, who desperately cling to the fantasy that the emperor has some shred of clothing left on him. But Bush walks naked. He, and the like-minded souls who whisper in his ear, are the true threats to the world's citizens, American and otherwise.
Iraq continues to look shaky. Goodwill Toward Americans Eroding

MSNBC sacks vicious right-wing goon Michael Savage: MSNBC fires Savage
MSNBC on Monday fired Michael Savage for anti-gay comments.
The popular radio talk show host who did a weekend TV show for the cable channel referred to an unidentified caller to his show Saturday as a "sodomite" and said he should "get AIDS and die."
The mere fact that this thug could get a TV slot in the first place shows just how degenerate US TV "news" coverage has become. You've got your selection of experts: the moderate republican, the extreme republican, and the third-reich republican. YUMMY!


2003 July 9, Wednesday.

Question: can Bush do ANYTHING right? (Apart from dismantling the US constitution, of course). He doesn't seem to be getting on too well in Africa. Cooped-up locals angry about Bush visit
N'diaye and other residents of Goree, site of a famous slave trading station, said they had been taken to a football ground on the other side of the quaint island at 6am and told to wait there until Bush had departed, around midday...

"It's slavery all over again," fumed one father-of-four, who did not want to give his name. "It's humiliating. The island was deserted."

White House officials said the decision to remove the locals was taken by Senegalese authorities. But there was no doubt who the residents blamed.

"We never want to see him come here again," said N'diaye, hiking her loose gown onto her shoulders with a frown.
And then the best bit:
Many residents compared Bush's hour-long visit unfavourably to the island tour by former President Bill Clinton in 1998.

"When Clinton came, he shook hands, people danced," said former Mayor Urbain Alexandre Diagne.

2003 July 8, Tuesday.

Ted Rall cartoon - tour guide tells visitors that the U.S. would never put people in internment camps

Ted Rall: Never again?


The looting of Iraq's museums is a story that will not die, as badly as the Bush controlled media might like. I got a couple of sneering emails when the ludicrous "only 33 missing artifacts" story was being spread around. I didn't believe it at the time, and sadly, events have shown that scepticism to be well placed. More on the missing artifacts
She said the list of items missing from storage rooms of Baghdad's museum alone now stands at 13,000. In addition, 47,000 pieces are missing from the museum's exhibition hall, several of them major masterpieces.
BBC: 'One in 10' Iraqi treasures looted
Dr Nawalaal Mutawalli told a press conference at the British Museum in London that some 13,000 objects had gone missing from the Baghdad institution's storage room in the days following the fall of Saddam Hussein.
Factoring in the destruction of unexcavated sites, the damage may be even greater than the 170,000 originally reported in the Baghdad museum:
Archaeology professor Elizabeth Stone, from Stony Brook University in New York, added that most of the 10,000 historic sites across Iraq had been looted in one way or another, although Babylon and Ur had remained untouched...

"Some of these sites are almost completely gone. The impact in terms of archaeology is enormous."
Meanwhile, the warmonger drones continue to sneer that "only 33" items were taken. Makes you proud to be human. Thanks for decimating the cradle of civilisation guys. 5,000 years of human history in ruins. I hope it was worth it.

Why anyone continues to believe ONE FREAKING WORD out of the mouth of the Bush "administration" is a mystery that may never be solved. Iraq evidence wrong, White House admits
Amid questions about who knew what about prewar intelligence, the White House has admitted that U.S. President George W. Bush was wrong when he said last January that Iraq had recently sought significant quantities of uranium in Africa.

The White House acknowledgement came as a British parliamentary commission questions the reliability of British intelligence about Saddam Hussein's alleged efforts to obtain weapons of mass destruction in the run-up to the war in Iraq. Democrats in Congress also have questioned how the Bush administration used U.S. intelligence on Iraq's weapons programs.

2003 July 7, Monday.

Excellent account of life in Iraq, with harrowing stories of more civilian casualties: Iraq: an audit of war

His pages are a bit colorful, but so is his commentary. James Howard Kunstler's site contains the Clusterfuck Chronicles, a personal view of the effect of car culture on America, and its imminent demise.

Make your own crappy hollywood movie! Automatic Bad Movie Trailer Generator


2003 July 5, Saturday.

This confirms something I've noticed over the last year or two. Job postings by employers in the U.S. have become increasingly obnoxious and arrogant. The economy is in bits (thanks George), and people are desperate for work. I've an idea - let's make them eat shit! Well, Dave Suthibut has a better idea! Verbal Attack!


2003 July 4, Friday.

Have a happy July 4th. There may not be many more, if my latest theory is correct:

Graph of rising unemployment rates, with george bush in foreground as a hostile space alien. Bush is saying Soon these puny humans will be ruined. They will be ready for harvesting!


This is an amazing account of the mutual distrust and hatred between U.S. forces and the Iraqi police. Mistrust, misery in heat of Baghdad
“U.S. OFFICIALS need to get our [expletive] out of here,” said the 43-year-old reservist from Pittsburgh, who arrived in Iraq with the 307th Military Police Company on May 24. “I say that seriously. We have no business being here. We will not change the culture they have in Iraq, in Baghdad. Baghdad is so corrupted. All we are here is potential people to be killed and sitting ducks.”...

They started talking about what they lacked: hot meals, air conditioners, bathrooms a notch above plywood outhouses and something to do on their 12 hours off other than sweat. Electricity is on one hour, off five. Staff Sgt. Kenneth Kaczmarek called his flak jacket an “Iraqi weight loss system” and said he had shed at least 15 pounds. Pollard said he had lost 18.
But the good news is that there's plenty of hell to go around. Here's the conditions for Sami Jalil, an Iraqi police officer who earns $60 a month:
With water in short supply or of poor quality, he buys a bottle of mineral water every two days for his daughter — a cheap variety but still another 50 cents. Sewage floods daily into his home, where four families totaling 30 people share six rooms. And, with electricity running no more than six hours a day, Jalil worries that his daughter will become ill from the heat.

“The truth has become apparent,” he said.

“The Americans painted a picture that they would come, provide good things to the Iraqi people, spread security, but regrettably” — his voice trailed off.

“Iraqi people hate the Americans,” he said.
Time Magazine: The War That Never Ends
"If Jesus Christ or Muhammad or Yahweh decided to come back and make all the decisions, we'd have maybe a 65% chance of succeeding there," said Senator Joseph Biden last week, shortly after returning from Baghdad.
Page 2 of the article continues with a disturbing account of conditions and treatment of prisoners in a football stadium:
The chaotic conditions at the stadium appalled the intelligence official and a Pentagon source who accompanied him there. The men saw young boys being held at gunpoint, kneeling in the hot sand. An Army sergeant, asked why a boy was being detained, replied, "He was caught riding on the back of a stolen bicycle." Says the intelligence source: "This kind of treatment would never be tolerated in the U.S., so why here? Aren't we supposed to be showing them a different way?" Hamoudi, who eventually made it to Jordan, says the American soldiers who arrested him stole two wristwatches. An old man in the house where Hamoudi was arrested asked the soldiers if he could use the bathroom and was told, Hamoudi says, to "piss in his pants."

2003 July 3, Thursday.

Bush gets dumber by the day. Or maybe it's all part of his evil masterplan: never-ending wars which will keep him and his blue-blood cronies in power for generations to come. So either he's evil, or he's an imbecile.
Bush warns militants who attack U.S. troops in Iraq

Bush with the word Moron on his forehead


Challenging militants who attack U.S. forces in Iraq, President Bush said Wednesday they would be dealt with harshly, and declared, "Bring them on."
This wins the 1984 - room101 - "do it to Julia" award. American parents who can't control their teens send them to a re-education camp in Jamaica, sometimes for years. There they are given a thorough brainwashing that would put FOX "news" to shame:
The Last Resort (part 1) - The Last Resort (part 2)
Opened in 1997, Tranquility Bay is not a boot camp or a boarding school but a 'behaviour modification centre' for 11- to 18-year-olds. An American Time magazine journalist visited in 1998, and since then no media have been allowed inside...
Here's a description of a charming punishment called Observation Placement (OP):
Guards take them (if necessary by force) to a small bare room and make them (again by force if necessary) lie flat on their face, arms by their sides, on the tiled floor. Watched by a guard, they must remain lying face down, forbidden to speak or move a muscle except for 10 minutes every hour, when they may sit up and stretch before resuming the position. Modest meals are brought to them, and at night they sleep on the floor of the corridor outside under electric light and the gaze of a guard. At dawn they resume the position...

One boy told me he'd spent six months in OP.

I didn't think this could be true, but it transpired this was not even exceptional. 'Oh no,' says Kay. 'The record is actually held by a female.' On and off, she spent 18 months lying on her face.
Wait till the Bushites find out about this. We'll all be in OP before we know it. KOWTOW!


2003 July 2, Wednesday.

Fascinating. Shadow of extinction
The Permian was one of the most biologically diverse periods in the earth's history. Herbivorous reptiles the size of rhinos were hunted through forests of tree ferns and flowering trees by sabre- toothed predators. At sea, massive coral reefs accumulated, among which lived great sharks, fish of all kinds and hundreds of species of shell creatures.

Then suddenly there is almost nothing. The fossil record very nearly stops dead. The reefs die instantly, and do not reappear on earth for 10 million years. All the large and medium-sized sharks disappear, most of the shell species, and even the great majority of the toughest and most numerous organisms in the sea, the plankton. Among many classes of marine animals, the only survivors were those adapted to the near-absence of oxygen.
Rage. Mistrust. Hatred. Fear. Uncle Sam's enemies within This is well worth reading. It's a collection of some of the civil liberty violations that have occured in the U.S. recently.
With a supine Democratic Party, save a few maverick voices, and a craven media, it is left to a handful of fringe voices to speak out for Americans who are angered and disgusted at the state of their nation.

These voices belong to people such as Bruce Jones, an author and Vietnam veteran. He recently wrote about what he saw as 'the ugly side of patriotism ... those who insist that 'you are either with us or against us''. He added: ' There is no more important patriot in this nation than the citizen who has the guts to stand up and tell the official establishment that it is wrong.

'I know who my enemies are -- the idiots who burned down the dry- cleaning establishment I use here in Modesto because it had the word French in its name, or because it had Assyrian owners who immigrated from the Middle East. I know who I must fear the most -- those Americans who do not understand what freedom of speech means; those who equate patriotism with blind obedience.'

2003 July 1, Tuesday.

Bush: killing foreign trash for your vote!
bush election poster parody

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