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2003 July 31, Thursday. Taking hostages is effective, and fun! Too bad it's also a war crime, even if the hostages are only Iraqis. US commander in Iraq admits war crime Col. David Hogg, commander of the 2nd Brigade of the 4th Infantry Division, said tougher methods are being used to gather the intelligence. Wednesday night, he said, his troops picked up the wife and daughter of an Iraqi lieutenant general. They left a note: "If you want your family released, turn yourself in."
What with war and terrorism and death and plague and exploding shuttles and Bush, you thought the world couldn't get any nastier. You hadn't reckoned with Jenny Lopez and Benny Boy Affleck. It's Turkey Time - Gobble Gobble! The geniuses at The Onion have the best review of this wretched movie! 2003 July 30, Wednesday.
Your kids better like combat fatigues: This guerrilla war is likely to last a generation Craig B Hulet has argued...to defeat an entrenched enemy that will fight a guerrilla war, the attacking force must have at least a ten to one ratio in favor of the attackers. That we are hopelessly outnumbered in both countries means quite literally we cannot defeat these guerrilla forces. We will lose. We will have to increase the number of troops to even stay stationed in these countries.
ABSOLUTE MUST READ: The wrath of the conquered "Just as the heat begins to let up, the first tank comes roaring along the street. The entire house vibrates. And this continues hourly until five in the morning." He says that Ahmed Husseini, the son of a neighbor, protested at the garden gate in early June. "The Americans simply shot him. These people don't know what they're doing."
2003 July 29, Tuesday. Anti-Intellectuals in the Schools - explains the incredible ignorance of the general population. This is an incredible article, describing not the stupidity of the students, but the teachers! I heard someone ask the galley aloud what the word “secular” meant. It seems it was on a handout we were supposed to be reading. Immediately, a teacher with a general English certificate offered that it meant “being religious.” This was followed by a second of silence and then the jejune banter began again. I could not let the talking continue. “No,” I asserted. “Secular is the antonym of religious. It means ‘of this world.’”A Guardian report about the killing of Palestinian children by the Israeli army: The numbers are staggering; one in five Palestinian dead is a child. The Palestinian Centre for Human Rights (PCHR) says at least 408 Palestinian children have been killed since the beginning of the intifada in September 2000. Nearly half were killed in the Gaza strip, and most of those died in two refugee camps in the south, Khan Yunis and Rafah. The PCHR says they were victims of "indiscriminate shooting, excessive force, a shoot-to-kill policy and the deliberate targeting of children".I don't know if the mainstream U.S. media give this any kind of coverage, since I've given up watching those organs of The State. I guess they're more concerned with Kobe Bryant, or whatever his name is. 2,000 year old face makeup from Rome, with original owner's fingerprints! From Berkeley (of course): The secret ingredients of a conservative. It's incredible - almost as though they crawled inside Bush's brain! Fear and aggression - Bingo! George is an AWOL chickenhawk! 2003 July 28, Monday.
More shuttle suckiness: Foam likely to hit next shuttle - It's a flying coffin. "Hail to the, Camp Cropper..." A Story To Shame Us All 2003 July 26, Saturday.
Where was this guy during the sixties and seventies, when people made such a big deal about the sanctity of the flag? Was he AWOL? Or maybe drunk or stoned out of his mind not to have noticed all the fuss? Oh yeah. He was. Sorry . . . I forgot. It's bad enough that they're displaying Hussein's sons corpses like hunting trophies, but the least they could do is reconstruct the faces properly. THIS isn't very convincing. I'm afraid we have the making of an Iraqi Elvis myth on our hands. 2003 July 25, Friday. Attention all citizens! I've made a new flash cartoon. That's almost as rare as clean drinking water in Iraq. So here it is:
2003 July 24, Thursday. Joe Conason: Bush Chases Saddam, Ignores Real Threats
MEIN FUHRER...I CAN WALK! (couldn't resist. sorry): Fully armed Nazi bomber planes 'buried below East Berlin airport' Papers among thousands of files captured from the Stasi, the secret police of East Germany, claim tons of live Second World War munitions were buried in concrete bunkers beneath the runways of Schoenefeld airport in East Berlin. It is now the main destination for discount airlines, such as Ryanair, and numerous charter companies. 2003 July 23, Wednesday.
One defector told Indict that jailed soccer players were forced to kick a concrete ball after failing to reach the 1994 World Cup finals. Another defector said athletes were dragged through a gravel pit and then dunked in a sewage tank so infection would set in.According to a London human rights group, Uday ...once made a group of track athletes crawl on newly poured asphalt while they were beaten and threw some of them off a bridge. Indict also said Uday ran a special prison for athletes who offended him.Oh, before we get all carried away extolling our praise for George Bush and his cohorts, let's remind ourselves that these bastards were our allies until 1990, so long as they were killing Iranians. They'd still be our allies if they hadn't invaded Kuwait. Reality SUCKS.
The above games are courtesy of Limmy.com. See what happens when you combine computers with Scotland? 2003 July 22, Tuesday.
Not a surprise: Dismayed Americans contemplate Canada A husband and wife in Minnesota, a college student in Georgia, a young executive in New York. Though each has distinct motives for packing up, they agree the United States is growing too conservative and believe Canada offers a more inclusive, less selfish society.
2003 July 21, Monday.
Liar Liar pants on fire: Most callers say president misled nation "I can fill your editorial pages with comments on 'who to believe' but will simplify my response to this week's Sound Off by borrowing a quote from Groucho Marx," she said. "'What are you going to believe, what we tell you or what you see with your own two eyes?'" 2003 July 20, Sunday.
2003 July 19, Saturday.
The Pentagon has a solution for the unhappy American soldiers in Iraq! On Wednesday morning, when the ABC news show reported from Fallujah, where the division is based, the troops gave the reporters an earful. One soldier said he felt like he'd been "kicked in the guts, slapped in the face." Another demanded that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld quit.
2003 July 18, Friday. Weird: Port Chigago, 1944. A COLOSSAL explosion of a U.S. liberty ship docked near San Francisco. Some believe it was a nuclear explosion pre-dating the Trinity and Hiroshima bombs by a year. Worth reading: "One of the few to see the flash from here was Tom Street, who happened to be standing in the patio if his Spring Mountain home when the blast came," reported the July 21, 1944 edition of the St. Helena Star. "First there was a sudden mushroom of white light, followed an instant later by another, then a few moments later the intense roar and the concussion of the blast. At the rate of about a mile for every 5 seconds, it required a little over 4 minutes for the blast to reach St. Helena." In another account in the same newspaper, it states. "The force of the explosion was felt at the Mt. St. Helena observation tower, but apparently the range of the mountains at the end of the valley stopped the concussion, for Lake County residents didn't feel it."
Great CSM article about women in Iraq today: Five women confront a new Iraq Three months since the toppling of Saddam Hussein's regime, Iraq is tottering between the forces of renewal and revolt.Washington Post: Intelligence Dispute Festers as Iraq Victory Recedes ABC's "Good Morning America" showed soldiers from the Third Infantry Division in Iraq criticizing Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and questioning their mission. Minnesota Public Radio this week quoted Mary Kewatt, the aunt of a soldier killed in Iraq, saying: "President Bush made a comment a week ago, and he said 'bring it on.' Well, they brought it on, and now my nephew is dead." 2003 July 17, Thursday. Something odd has begun to happen. Real criticism of the Bush Junta from mainstream American news media - furious attacks from soldiers serving in Iraq (!) as well as their families at home. It began as a trickle a couple of weeks ago, and seems to be intensifying daily.
Bush's invisible puppeteers, the Bilderbergers/Bohemian Grove/Illuminati/Pod-People or whoever REALLY runs the show have had enough, and decided to clip the boy-emperor's wings: Washington Post: Black Thursday for Bush The headlines announced by John Roberts, substituting for Dan Rather on CBS, were: "President Bush's false claim about Iraqi weapons; he made it despite a CIA warning the intelligence was bad. More Americans say U.S. is losing control of Iraq. Also tonight, food lines in America; they're back and getting longer."Boston Globe: Give Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz the Boot The Iraq campaign, of which they were in charge, has been grossly mishandled. I use the word campaign because the overthrow of Saddam's army and regime was only the opening phase in what has to be, if this country is to maintain any credibility, an open and democratic society in Iraq. This may yet happen, but the current leadership of the Pentagon, through a fatal combination of hubris and incompetence, has so far bungled the job. If there were any accountability in the Bush administration, Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz would be asked to resign.Christian Science Monitor: Political arc of a faulty prewar claim "If it becomes more vivid in people's minds that there was not a serious threat [in Iraq], then the costs will become even more salient, and people may feel we made a mistake" in going to war, says Steven Kull, director of the Project on International Policy Attitudes. "We're not there yet," he adds. "But the arrows are going in that direction."ABC news: A Big Letdown "If Donald Rumsfeld were sitting here in front of us, what would you say to him?" I asked a group of soldiers who gathered around a table, eager to talk to a visiting reporter.CNN: American Morning "It's hard on the families, it's hard on the soldiers, and it's especially hard to know that you put your faith and trust into a president, and they continue to lie to you, they break promises, and it's hard to fight for somebody like that."It should be noted that these attacks on Bush center around the conditions of the US troops, nary a word of concern for the suffering of the Iraqi people that we were meant to liberate. Fuck 'em, I guess.
Another great column by Gary Brecher, War Nerd. Answering the clueless question "Why are they shooting at us? We liberated them!": Iraq: the “Duh!” Theory So this week I went to Lemoore to see the fireworks, and it still got me choked up. That surprised me. I’m not a big sentimentalist usually. Nothing to be cheerful about: hate my job, hate my life, hate just about everybody I work with and every face I see on TV. They weren’t great fireworks even. And the sponsor was a casino, if you can believe that—sleazy fakes posing as big patriots. 2003 July 16, Wednesday.
How about this for a Hollywood Movie concept: Jerry Lewis plays a clown who gets sent to Auschwitz for impersonating Hitler, where he entertains the children as they're marched to the gas chambers. Whats that you say? You think they'd never make a movie so inherently awful? TOO LATE SUCKER - THEY ALREADY HAVE ... IN 1972! The day the clown cried After playing an astronaut, a mad scientist, a man from Mars, and other challenging roles in his previous 40 films, what new worlds were left for Jerry Lewis to conquer in 1972? What about the nightmare world of Auschwitz? How about the premise of a lovable circus clown who entertains children about to be gassed by the Nazis? Sounds terrific, huh? Startlingly original, no? Tasteless and nauseating -- definitely yes.The film has one unintentionally great line: "If he's Germany's greatest clown, God help the Fatherland."Filmthreat.com has a great review of the movie. The Horror: The Commandant at Auschwitz explains to Helmut (Lewis) what is done here - how the buildings without windows are ovens used to exterminate the Jewish children. He goes on to tell Helmut that as he has lead the children this far and that he now has a special bond with them, almost as if he is "one of them," he should lead them for the remainder of their journey. It is then, in the last ten pages of the screenplay, that the true dementia of the film truly takes hold. Helmut replies "No... no! I'm not one of them. I'm not! I'm a German. A loyal German. You can't kill me, I'm not one of them. I swear it. I'm not." The Commandant explains that he doesn't have to die, "I'm just asking you to lead them." Helmut looks unwilling to comply. "Not... even to save your own life?" Helmut gives in. "I'm glad to see you're not a self-appointed martyr. Just think! Now you're really one of us."Here's a site where you can see the script, and more: THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED 2003 July 15, Tuesday. I noticed something funny while reading Is the United States Going for Broke? in the VERY republican Insight on the news site: While British legislators met to decide whether it is in that nation's best interests to join the European Union, a small but elite group of private wealth managers, economists, and institutional and hedge-fund managers gathered blocks away at London's Institute of Directors to participate in a decidedly unique review of the world's increasingly shaky financial stability. Much of the discussion revolved around the politics and financial policies of the United States.What struck me as amusing about this paragraph is the fact the Britain joined the EU in 1973. The debate is about whether Britain should join the single currency. They've been in Europe for THIRTY FREAKING YEARS!!! I could make jokes about right-wingers devoting too much time to Clinton-Bashing and Bush-Loving, and not enough to BASIC FACTS OF RECENT WORLD HISTORY, but that might be considered churlish. Hell, we all make mistakes, right? 2003 July 14, Monday.
It's getting nasty on main street. William Greider: Little Caesar's Quicksand On C-Span radio the other morning, I heard a Vietnam combat veteran earnestly worrying that our troops in Iraq might be "hand-cuffed." He had heard a rumor about rubber bullets that upset him. Another caller made the point more angrily "For every American who gets killed, they should take 20 Iraquians (his term) and hang them from lamp posts." This, he explained, is how the Klingons from Star Trek would handle it.If the U.S. does start executing Iraqi villagers (which even I find doubtful, but these days you never know), then I hope they get some nice new uniforms first. Black ones with shiny boots. Skulls on their caps. Nice red armbands, with a swastika in the middle. Yummy.
2003 July 13, Sunday. An MUST-READ attack on the Neo-Conservatives behind the US invasion of Iraq. It's written by Ron Paul, a republican congressman from Texas. It's more disturbing than anything written from the left. Real Conservatives would be horrified to find out the real face of the people governing in their name. Here are some of Ron Paul's comments about Michael Ledeen, one of the Warmongers in the Neocon camp: Neo-CONNED! In Ledeen’s most recent publication, The War Against the Terror Masters, he reiterates his beliefs outlined in this 1999 Machaivelli book. He specifically praises: “Creative destruction…both within our own society and abroad…(foreigners) seeing America undo traditional societies may fear us, for they do not wish to be undone.” Amazingly, Ledeen concludes: “They must attack us in order to survive, just as we must destroy them to advance our historic mission.”The idea of permanent war had two great advocates in the 20th century. Adolf Hitler on one side, and Leon Trotsky on the other. It's starting to look like the leaders of the world have truly lost their marbles. 2003 July 12, Saturday.
Give them Liberty or give them food: The Rat in the Grain The war is over, but the situation in the fields of Iraq continues to rapidly deteriorate. The banks, which provide credit and cash, have been looted, irrigation systems destroyed, road travel restricted, markets closed, warehouses and grain silos pillaged.What's wrong with these ungrateful Iraqis? Don't they know that it's better to die free than live as a slave? They need some McDonalds and Burger Kings in there, I tells you.
Learn to love Big Brother like I have, or else the rats will eat your face! Do it to Julia! Everything is set for a new Pentagon program to become perhaps the federal government's widest reaching, most invasive mechanism yet for keeping us all under watch. Not in the far-off, dystopian future. But here, and soon.
Tacky: US troops take over Iraqi swimmers' pool Iraqi swimmers hoping to make a splash at the world championships in Barcelona next month are having to train in the murky Tigris River because the US Army have taken over the only Olympic-sized pool in Baghdad for their troops, team trainer Faisal Sayed Jaffar said Thursday. 2003 July 11, Friday. We are utterly and completely screwed. Above, the CIA/Bush creeps who want to make us safe by killing everyone. On the right, the fundamentalist Jesus-freaks who want to convert Muslims to their peasant version of Christianity. On the left, namby-pamby social engineers who want to outlaw plastic guns. And beneath us are the STUPID PEOPLE, limitless in number and multiplying by the day.
CNN: Forced middle school STD testing draws lawsuit School administrators forced several eighth- grade students to undergo tests for pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases after they attended a party, the New York Civil Liberties Union claimed in a lawsuit filed Tuesday with federal court in Manhattan.
Woohoo! FOUR MORE YEARS! American troops could still be in Iraq (news - web sites) four years from now, the war's former commander told members of Congress concerned about persistent, deadly attacks.
Of all the screwed up stories on this screwed up planet, this story sums up why we are all so completely and utterly screwed up: Nuns seek to copyright Mother Teresa's name The order of nuns founded by Mother Teresa seeks to copyright her name in a bid to stop other organisations -- from banks to business schools -- trying to cash in on the Nobel peace laureate's image worldwide.
2003 July 10, Thursday. ![]() Steve Bell: Blair's response to Iraq dossier inquiry Fun and games in a concentration camp, 21st century style! The Forgotten and the Damned Two have died as a result of beatings, while other stubborn survivors have been handed over to, less squeamish, foreign interrogators, experts in brutal methods of torture. Yet others have been flown handcuffed, hooded, gagged, shackled and chained to an aircraft seat, forced to use a receptacle to relieve themselves during the 17-hour journey to America’s Caribbean bay from Hell – Guantanamo. ![]() Posters for the Brave New World! The best paragraph written about Bush to date: Bush's war against evil To address concerns about the savage violence engulfing ''postwar'' Iraq with a cocksure ''Bring `em on!'' as he did last week, is to display an absence of imagination shocking in a man of such authority. It showed a lack of capacity to identify either with enraged Iraqis who must rise to such a taunt or with young GIs who must now answer for it. Even in relationship to his own soldiers, there is nothing at the core of this man but visceral meanness.Clueless Army Wives (read about this woman's thought crime...soon corrected!) "One wife expressed anxiety about President George Bush's 'bring them on' invitation to Iraqi guerrillas this week, but she stressed that she did not want her name mentioned. 'I support George Bush one hundred per cent,' she said, almost with her next breath."Iraq continues to look shaky. Goodwill Toward Americans Eroding MSNBC sacks vicious right-wing goon Michael Savage: MSNBC fires Savage MSNBC on Monday fired Michael Savage for anti-gay comments.The mere fact that this thug could get a TV slot in the first place shows just how degenerate US TV "news" coverage has become. You've got your selection of experts: the moderate republican, the extreme republican, and the third-reich republican. YUMMY! 2003 July 9, Wednesday. Question: can Bush do ANYTHING right? (Apart from dismantling the US constitution, of course). He doesn't seem to be getting on too well in Africa. Cooped-up locals angry about Bush visit N'diaye and other residents of Goree, site of a famous slave trading station, said they had been taken to a football ground on the other side of the quaint island at 6am and told to wait there until Bush had departed, around midday...And then the best bit: Many residents compared Bush's hour-long visit unfavourably to the island tour by former President Bill Clinton in 1998. 2003 July 8, Tuesday. ![]() Ted Rall: Never again? The looting of Iraq's museums is a story that will not die, as badly as the Bush controlled media might like. I got a couple of sneering emails when the ludicrous "only 33 missing artifacts" story was being spread around. I didn't believe it at the time, and sadly, events have shown that scepticism to be well placed. More on the missing artifacts She said the list of items missing from storage rooms of Baghdad's museum alone now stands at 13,000. In addition, 47,000 pieces are missing from the museum's exhibition hall, several of them major masterpieces.BBC: 'One in 10' Iraqi treasures looted Dr Nawalaal Mutawalli told a press conference at the British Museum in London that some 13,000 objects had gone missing from the Baghdad institution's storage room in the days following the fall of Saddam Hussein.Factoring in the destruction of unexcavated sites, the damage may be even greater than the 170,000 originally reported in the Baghdad museum: Archaeology professor Elizabeth Stone, from Stony Brook University in New York, added that most of the 10,000 historic sites across Iraq had been looted in one way or another, although Babylon and Ur had remained untouched...Meanwhile, the warmonger drones continue to sneer that "only 33" items were taken. Makes you proud to be human. Thanks for decimating the cradle of civilisation guys. 5,000 years of human history in ruins. I hope it was worth it. Why anyone continues to believe ONE FREAKING WORD out of the mouth of the Bush "administration" is a mystery that may never be solved. Iraq evidence wrong, White House admits Amid questions about who knew what about prewar intelligence, the White House has admitted that U.S. President George W. Bush was wrong when he said last January that Iraq had recently sought significant quantities of uranium in Africa. 2003 July 7, Monday. Excellent account of life in Iraq, with harrowing stories of more civilian casualties: Iraq: an audit of war His pages are a bit colorful, but so is his commentary. James Howard Kunstler's site contains the Clusterfuck Chronicles, a personal view of the effect of car culture on America, and its imminent demise. Make your own crappy hollywood movie! Automatic Bad Movie Trailer Generator 2003 July 5, Saturday. This confirms something I've noticed over the last year or two. Job postings by employers in the U.S. have become increasingly obnoxious and arrogant. The economy is in bits (thanks George), and people are desperate for work. I've an idea - let's make them eat shit! Well, Dave Suthibut has a better idea! Verbal Attack! 2003 July 4, Friday. Have a happy July 4th. There may not be many more, if my latest theory is correct: ![]() This is an amazing account of the mutual distrust and hatred between U.S. forces and the Iraqi police. Mistrust, misery in heat of Baghdad “U.S. OFFICIALS need to get our [expletive] out of here,” said the 43-year-old reservist from Pittsburgh, who arrived in Iraq with the 307th Military Police Company on May 24. “I say that seriously. We have no business being here. We will not change the culture they have in Iraq, in Baghdad. Baghdad is so corrupted. All we are here is potential people to be killed and sitting ducks.”...But the good news is that there's plenty of hell to go around. Here's the conditions for Sami Jalil, an Iraqi police officer who earns $60 a month: With water in short supply or of poor quality, he buys a bottle of mineral water every two days for his daughter — a cheap variety but still another 50 cents. Sewage floods daily into his home, where four families totaling 30 people share six rooms. And, with electricity running no more than six hours a day, Jalil worries that his daughter will become ill from the heat.Time Magazine: The War That Never Ends "If Jesus Christ or Muhammad or Yahweh decided to come back and make all the decisions, we'd have maybe a 65% chance of succeeding there," said Senator Joseph Biden last week, shortly after returning from Baghdad.Page 2 of the article continues with a disturbing account of conditions and treatment of prisoners in a football stadium: The chaotic conditions at the stadium appalled the intelligence official and a Pentagon source who accompanied him there. The men saw young boys being held at gunpoint, kneeling in the hot sand. An Army sergeant, asked why a boy was being detained, replied, "He was caught riding on the back of a stolen bicycle." Says the intelligence source: "This kind of treatment would never be tolerated in the U.S., so why here? Aren't we supposed to be showing them a different way?" Hamoudi, who eventually made it to Jordan, says the American soldiers who arrested him stole two wristwatches. An old man in the house where Hamoudi was arrested asked the soldiers if he could use the bathroom and was told, Hamoudi says, to "piss in his pants." 2003 July 3, Thursday. Bush gets dumber by the day. Or maybe it's all part of his evil masterplan: never-ending wars which will keep him and his blue-blood cronies in power for generations to come. So either he's evil, or he's an imbecile. Bush warns militants who attack U.S. troops in IraqThis wins the 1984 - room101 - "do it to Julia" award. American parents who can't control their teens send them to a re-education camp in Jamaica, sometimes for years. There they are given a thorough brainwashing that would put FOX "news" to shame: The Last Resort (part 1) - The Last Resort (part 2) Opened in 1997, Tranquility Bay is not a boot camp or a boarding school but a 'behaviour modification centre' for 11- to 18-year-olds. An American Time magazine journalist visited in 1998, and since then no media have been allowed inside...Here's a description of a charming punishment called Observation Placement (OP): Guards take them (if necessary by force) to a small bare room and make them (again by force if necessary) lie flat on their face, arms by their sides, on the tiled floor. Watched by a guard, they must remain lying face down, forbidden to speak or move a muscle except for 10 minutes every hour, when they may sit up and stretch before resuming the position. Modest meals are brought to them, and at night they sleep on the floor of the corridor outside under electric light and the gaze of a guard. At dawn they resume the position...Wait till the Bushites find out about this. We'll all be in OP before we know it. KOWTOW! 2003 July 2, Wednesday. Fascinating. Shadow of extinction The Permian was one of the most biologically diverse periods in the earth's history. Herbivorous reptiles the size of rhinos were hunted through forests of tree ferns and flowering trees by sabre- toothed predators. At sea, massive coral reefs accumulated, among which lived great sharks, fish of all kinds and hundreds of species of shell creatures.Rage. Mistrust. Hatred. Fear. Uncle Sam's enemies within This is well worth reading. It's a collection of some of the civil liberty violations that have occured in the U.S. recently. With a supine Democratic Party, save a few maverick voices, and a craven media, it is left to a handful of fringe voices to speak out for Americans who are angered and disgusted at the state of their nation. 2003 July 1, Tuesday. Bush: killing foreign trash for your vote!
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