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2004 May 30, Sunday Some (mostly) funny links:
2004 May 28, Friday
Attention citizens!!! In the name the Gentle Savior Jesus Christ, in this year of Our Lord 2004, we hereby doth inform all God-Fearing citizens of a HIDEOUS and EVIL PLOT against our Glorious and most SINGULAR Nation. Seven Mohammedan HEATHENS are scheming a COWARDLY terrorist OUTRAGE! Praise God in all his EVANGELICAL Christian glory (speed The Rapture!), that John Ashcroft, High Inquisitor and Witchfinder General, has unmasked their SWARTHY PLANS. Now we need YOU to help US, obedient consumer, in our CRUSADE against these Moorish DOGS. Here are the seven evil-doers of EVIL: Verily, in the name of The Christ and Mel of Gibson (His Holy Prophet), you are hereby commanded to: * ignore ALL NEWS ofEspecially thou shalt not read of the most imminent collapse of the OIL ECONOMY, lest thou enjoyest being placed in stess positions and being MOST FORCEFULLY SODOMized (by soldiers of Christ). A goodly (and GODLY) citizen shall ATTEND most urgently to the APPREHENSION of the aforementioned SEVEN EVIL-DOERS of EVIL, who upon capture shall be treated in accordance with the Geneva Convention: ''In the name of Heaven let them be torn from our sight.'' Wishing you and all your family a happy and prosperous (and Protestant) weekend. St. John of Ashcroft, 2004 May 27, Thursday Some funny links: 2004 May 26, Wednesday Evil, lying, sadistic bastards. Reuters reveals details of journalists abused in Iraq. One of the journalists involved told how he was repeatedly beaten during interrogations and forced to spend hours kneeling with his feet raised off the ground. "If my hands or feet went down they would hit me, he said. "The interrogation lasted three or four hours.Dove-tails very nicely with what we already know to have occured at Abu Ghraib. The same witless soldiers applying the same excremental tactics, and enjoying every minute of it. Who'd have thought? Mehdi Army Grows as Tempers Rage Over ‘Wedding Massacre’ Ahmed described a horrendous scene of bullet-riddled musical instruments from the 13 band members killed in the assault, blood and pieces of flesh drying in the sand, and mourning neighbors and family members of slain wedding celebrants.Boys will be boys: US troopers ordered Iraqis to jump off bridge Four US soldiers will be reprimanded for forcing two Iraqi detainees to jump off a bridge into the Tigris River earlier this year, a military spokesman said...Here are 4 non-war links: ![]() Get the Memory Hole ready - all the pro-war morons won't want to remember this nugget a week from now: ...the Defense Intelligence Agency had concluded, after a review of thousands of intelligence documents, that the INC's Information Collection Program (ICP), which until last week had received millions of dollars in US taxpayer funding in the last decade, has essentially been an Iranian disinformation operation designed to get the US to oust Saddam Hussein and that the ICP's chief, currently on the lam in Tehran, was an Iranian agent.BushCo: tricked by the Iranians into a fool's war in Iraq. And the anti-war liberal lefties are supposed to be the unpatriotic anti-Americans. Right...at least we don't take marching orders from Ayatollah Khameini, you drooling dopes. Do yourself a major favour and take the bible quiz. If you call yourself a believer afterwards, I've got a bridge in Baghdad that I'd like to sell you... I'll give you a clue: genital mutilation, child abuse and callous indifference to human suffering are A-OK with the big G-man upstairs. 2004 May 25, Tuesday Religions are like, so cool: Orthodox Jews face wig ban after Hindu hair inquiry Following an investigation, during which an orthodox rabbi was dispatched to India to monitor the practice, the women have been told that in future only synthetic wigs will be acceptable because it would take just one Indian hair to contaminate a whole wig.Amen: Delusional Madness, True Believers, Reptilian Brains and Fatuous Apes So here we are stuck in the world of reality with a flood of fundamentalist zealots, a horde of religious dipsomaniacs whose contempt and rejection of reason know no bounds. The very recklessness and fanaticism of their belief systems make them a constant threat and neverending danger to all those on space-ship earth and render them incapable of living and functioning, positively and objectively, in the one and only world we have. "True believers," unfortunately, have shown time and time again that they would rather perish and take humanity with them than ever acknowledge the fact that their terrorist gods are but a figmentation of their own reptilian brains, nothing more than a mirror image of the savage beast within.The only question is: which group of religious fundamentalists will blow us to hell first: Christianists, Jewish Zealots or Islamic Fundamentalists? Maybe we should start a dead pool. Remember Afghanistan? If the answer is no, you may qualified to work for the Bush adminstration! The war the world forgot ...an all-party group of MPs from the Foreign Affairs Committee has returned from a visit to the country shocked and alarmed by what they witnessed. They warn that urgent action must be taken to save Afghanistan from plunging further into chaos because of Western neglect...Yet another ''Mission Accomplished'' by the Bush Junta! Ugh: UN troops buy sex from teenage refugees Testimony from girls and aid workers...in the north-east corner of Congo, claims that every night teenage girls crawl through a wire fence to an adjoining UN compound to sell their bodies to Moroccan and Uruguayan soldiers.
It looks like the zoo animals in Gaza need to be deterred from terrorist activity. It seems the turtles, ostrich and kangaroo were a big threat to The Almighty Israel: The day the tanks arrived at Rafah zoo Amid the rubble of dozens of homes that the Israeli army continued yesterday to deny demolishing, the wrecking of the tiny, but only, zoo in the Gaza Strip took on potent symbolism for many of the newly homeless.Land of the free! US Talk Show Rhetoric Sounds a Rwandan Echo In his May 11 and May 12 radio show Savage Nation, Michael Savage called Arabs "non-humans" and "racist, fascist bigots." The Clear Channel syndicated radio host later asserted that Americans should "drop a nuclear weapon" on a random Arab capital, and that "these people" in the Middle East "need to be forcibly converted to Christianity" in order to "turn them into human beings."Soundvision.com: Demonization of Muslims Caused the Iraq Abuse ...two of the returning soldiers from the 870th MP unit, Sgt. Mike Sindar and military policeman Ramon Leal, brought to light the anger and racism against Iraqi prisoners. Hooded prisoners had racial taunts written on their hoods such as "camel jockey." Sindar and Leal also mentioned that "a lot of people had so much pent-up anger, so much aggression" towards the prisoners that abuse was very common. 2004 May 24, Monday Not only are they lying about the wedding massacre in Iraq (which is evil but understandable), the Bush administration can't even tell the truth about the bike incident: One of the more prominent Democrat Bloggers did a few minutes of research and found that it hasn't rained in Crawford Texas in over a week. It's been in the 80s (very hot). * Why would the Bushies lie about this? * What kind of "all-out" president takes his physician with him to ride a bike? * Bush fell off a Segway in 2003 (which is supposed to be impossible). * Bush previously choked on a pretzel until he became unconscious. * WTF is going on? Maybe it's time for Bush to return to his home planet... The accounts of the massacre of the wedding party in Iraq sound like My Lai. I had imagined the usual "bomb dropped from 35,000 feet" SNAFU scenario. Hardly. The troops were in on the ground, close enough to see the whites of the eyes of the women and children that they murdered (allegedly): "We went out of the house and the American soldiers started to shoot us. They were shooting low on the ground and targeting us one by one," she said. She ran with her youngest child in her arms and her two young boys, Ali and Hamza, close behind. As she crossed the fields a shell exploded close to her, fracturing her legs and knocking her to the ground.There's more from the evil left-wing socialist communist hippies in The Guardian who can't be believed because they're not Fox News Here and Here. The fearless General Kimmitt tells us not to be "naive" - and that "I don't have to apologise for the conduct of my men." I don't know General - you might think of apologising for these idiots: Inside a tasteful room in the Karrada neighborhood of Baghdad sat Adel Abdul Mehdi, a chubby, gray-haired, intelligent man whose name circulates here as a possible Iraqi prime minister. He recounted how, a year ago, he was handcuffed during a raid at his political party's headquarters as American soldiers - "in a very brutal way," he bristled - debated whether to kill him.Nah - no need to apologise for that, eh? Here's a sample of the wit and wisdom of our pal Kimmitt: Kimmitt quote # 1: ''We will attack to destroy the al-Mahdi Army,'' Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmitt told reporters. "Those attacks will be deliberate, precise and they will be successful."Kimmitt is the best. If you don't like what he's saying, just wait 10 minutes. Kimmitt quote # 1: ''We're on the right track and there's no reason to change any of the significant aspects of where we're heading either, in any of the lines of operation.''Feb 25, 2004How about this Orwellian beauty: "I would say it's a gross mischaracterization to suggest that the entire country is at war, that the entire country is now under the grips of combat."Ah Kimmitt, Kimmitt, Kimmitt. It's fair to say that you are under the grips of stupidity. All the above quotes were harvested from the excellent Billmon. Israel's justice minister (and holocaust survivor) indirectly compares Israel's actions against the Palestinians to the Nazis: Justice Minister Yosef Lapid on Sunday harshly criticized Israel's demolition of Palestinian homes in the Gaza Strip, saying it must end and warning that it could seriously damage Israel's standing in the world.If you're looking for direct criticism of Israel's policy towards the Palestinians, the best place to find it is in the Israeli media: They must pay the price On a day when bodies of children were being stuffed into a big refrigerator used to store potatoes, and when thousands of homeless people were fleeing for their lives (some of them refugees rendered homeless for the second or third time), life in Israel went on as usual, as though what was happening in Rafah was not being done in the name of the country's citizens. Such apathy renders all of us responsible - and yet there are some who bear a heavier burden of responsibility. In a climate less lax than the one which has gripped Israel in recent years, they would be ostracized... 2004 May 23, Sunday Finding funny links these days is almost as difficult as . . . well, almost as difficult as bringing peace to the middle east. Nevertheless: ![]() 2004 May 22, Saturday What with the Clusterfuck that is Bush's middle east policy, let's not forget his other foreign affairs Bush has neither threatened war nor pursued diplomacy. He has recently, and halfheartedly, agreed to hold talks; the next round is set for June. But any deal that the United States might cut now to dismantle North Korea's nuclear-weapons program will be harder and costlier than a deal that Bush could have cut 18 months ago, when he first had the chance, before Kim Jong-il got his hands on bomb-grade material and the leverage that goes with it.Way to go George. Your refusal to ''appease'' the North Koreans allowed them to develop Nuclear weapons! All together now comrades: ''Though cowards shirk and traitors sneer, 2004 May 21, Friday Freakin' Hell. The new I found some of the prisoner statements in PDF form, and transcribed several of them into regular html for easier access. Maybe you will find them instructive or useful. ![]() In sworn statements, detainees at the Abu Ghraib prison in Baghdad said they were beaten and sexually humiliated. They were also force-fed pork and alcohol, against their Muslim beliefs.As I've mentioned before, these techniques go far beyond the crude thinking process of trailer trash like Lynndie England and Co. They are very specifically designed to attack the self respect and dignity of Muslims. One detainee, named in the report as Ameen Saeed al-Sheik, said he was asked by a soldier whether he believed in anything.I wonder what's going to happen to the next western soldier unlucky enough to be captured by Islamic troops. I don't think he'll be thanking Jesus for anything by the time they're finished with him. Note that the soldier calls the treatment ''torture'', not abuse, and not a prank, and not a frat hazing. It's T O R T U R E. The Washington Post said eight of the detainees identified one soldier, Specialist Charles Graner, who is facing charges of maltreatment, indecent acts and obstruction of justice.The Washingon post describes more horror: Hilas also said he witnessed an Army translator having sex with a boy at the prison. He said the boy was between 15 and 18 years old. Someone hung sheets to block the view, but Hilas said he heard the boy's screams and climbed a door to get a better look. Hilas said he watched the assault and told investigators that it was documented by a female soldier taking pictures.The American right wing laughs at these stories, comparing them to ''pranks''. What can you say about the withered humanity of these hate-mongers? ...he was kept naked for five days when he first arrived at Abu Ghraib and was forced to kneel for four hours with a hood over his head. He said he was beaten so badly one day that the hood flew off his head. "The police was telling me to crawl in Arabic, so I crawled on my stomach and the police were spitting on me when I was crawling, and hitting me on my back, my head and my feet," he said in his sworn statement.Support the troops? Not these bastards. "Do you pray to Allah?" one asked. "I said yes. They said, 'Fuck you. And fuck him.' One of them said, 'You are not getting out of here health[y], you are getting out of here handicapped. And he said to me, 'Are you married?' I said, 'Yes.' They said, 'If your wife saw you like this, she will be disappointed.' One of them said, 'But if I saw her now she would not be disappointed now because I would rape her.' "All together now: "WE WERE ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS!" Let's end the week with a little Mystery Meat: ![]() Aw hell - how about even more torture, extra spicy: ...the Army’s elite Delta Force is now the subject of a Pentagon inspector general investigation into abuse against detainees.They hate us because we're free. 2004 May 20, Thursday
So, now we see that the US is torturing the children of suspected "bad men" in order to extract infromation: A military intelligence analyst who recently completed duty at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq said Wednesday that the 16-year-old son of a detainee there was abused by U.S. soldiers to break his father's resistance to interrogators.Shock! Horror! Who would have imagined the U.S. to be capable of such brutality? Hmm. How about MSNBC's Dan Abrams, who cheerfully discussed the possibility of torturing the children of detainees in U.S. custody, way back in March, 2003: ABRAMS: Hi everyone. Topping the agenda, what could be a controversial step in the war on terror. The possibility of using children as an interrogation tool. Right now U.S. authorities are grilling capture al Qaeda commander Khalid Shaikh Mohammed in an undisclosed country, and time is of the essence. It's a safe bet Mohammed doesn't want to talk, but he may have some incentive to do so.Try reading the entire piece. It's a transcript of a live show, and it's just as rambling and fevered as the majority of these wretched programs. What comes through clearly is a LOT of innuendo. Wink, wink, nudge nudge. Oh my, we are so VERY clever. I hate to beat the Irish drum, but having grown up in a country riven by IRA/INLA/UVF/UDA terrorism of the most brutal kind, I can't remember a single instance where the Irish or British authorities or media ever entertained the vile notion of using children as instruments of torture! It's one thing for a government to do it, but for the media to start licking their lips at the prospect gives one the distinct impression of a culture with mental health problems. I can't read the transcript above without imaging Dan tweaking his nipples in delight, stroking his inner thigh beneath the table... To be fair to Dan, he seems a bit squeamish about actually harming the children, merely threatening to harm them. Right Dan. I trust you. Millions wouldn't. It's a nice visual though - the bad guy's kids screaming in the next room, while he sits tied to a chair. You sick fuck. Blood curdling (for Bush): Strategy pushing US into 'abyss' "I believe we are absolutely on the brink of failure. We are looking into the abyss," General Joseph Hoar, a former commander in chief of US central command, told the Senate foreign relations committee. 2004 May 19, Wednesday Some interesting links: ![]() Rape isn't just for Iraqis: 112 Women Assaulted in Iraq, Afghanistan The US serviceman waited outside the latrine and hit the woman on the back of the head as she exited, knocking her unconscious. He tied her hands with cord, blindfolded her, cut her clothes off with a knife, stuffed her underwear in her mouth and proceeded to rape her. When she regained consciousness and began to resist, he threatened to rape her with the knife instead. He hit her in the head again, this time forcefully between the eyes, again causing her to lose consciousness. When she came to she was transported to another facility where she was interrogated for three hours. She received no medical treatment for her head injuries. For the first few days following the rape she was housed with another woman; she was subsequently left in isolation for an extended period. Her requests for religious counsel were denied.What would Rush Limbaugh say about this? Hmm. ''Lighten up you Feminazis. The boys are the ones doin' the fightin', and they're just lettin' off a little steam.'' (or something along those lines, I expect). 2004 May 18, Tuesday Funny links: ![]() Here's some amusing Doubletalk on the Geneva Convention. Incredible. One Sarin shell is not proof of WMD, unfortunately for BushCo. 2004 May 17, Monday Roll up! Roll up! Fresh nourishing Mystery Meat! Excellent anti-Blair screed from Peter Oborne in the Conservative Spectator: Today there is no pleasure in being British. We are almost a pariah nation. Ordinary British citizens are now starting to learn about the terrible things that have been done in our name...Tony Blair went to great lengths to share the credit with President Bush during their triumphalist, flag-draped victory summit 12 months ago. Now he must stomach the disgrace. 2004 May 16, Sunday
2004 May 14, Friday Here's a flashback to April 15, 2003, the ''happy time'' for the creepy right. Cal Thomas was calling for a "cultural war crimes tribunal", in which all of us anti-war types could presumably be sentenced to death for predicting disaster in Iraq. It's funny to read his froth-mouthed rantings only one year on: ...today we are presented with another opportunity in the form of scores of false media prophets who predicted disaster should the U.S. military confront and seek to oust the murderous regime of Saddam Hussein. The purpose of a cultural war crimes tribunal would be to remind the public of journalism's many mistakes, as well as the errors of certain politicians and retired generals, and allow it to properly judge their words the next time they feel the urge to prophesy.You see - Iraq was going to be a CAKEWALK! Remember the Cakewalk? The following sums up the wisdom of Cal Thomas (and MANY more like him on the American right): Barry McCaffrey, a retired U.S. Army general who commanded the 24th Infantry Division 12 years ago during Desert Storm, told the BBC's "Newsnight" program on March 24: "(We) could take, bluntly, a couple to 3,000 casualties." Thankfully, the casualty numbers have been incredibly small.Poor Cal. Poor Bush. Poor Rumsfeld. As of today, there have been 886 coalition fatalities, and thousands of serious casualties. Soldiers missing limbs, eyes, and parts of their faces. At the current rate, we'll cross the 1,000 fatality threshold in the next few weeks. If I were you Cal, I wouldn't be worrying about a "Cultural War Crimes Tribunal". I'd be worrying about a real "War Crimes Tribunal". It's too bad that the likes of you won't be in any danger of being prosecuted for enabling the war with you hate-mongering, your lies and your vile propaganda. Hey Cal - any news on the search for all the WMDs? No. Didn't think so, you dope.
It doesn't get more stupid than this. More zaniness from the Keystone cops: U.S. tanks rumbled Friday into the vast cemetery in the southern city of Najaf, one of Shiite Islam's most sacred places, in pursuit of anti-occupation insurgents loyal to the rebel cleric, Moqtada Sadr.The Americans have shown great restraint about the use of force in Najaf over the last few weeks, but I guess our old pals stupid and arrogant always win out in the end. The amazing Juan Cole is not optimistic: My own view is that Muqtada has now won politically and morally. He keeps throwing Abu Ghuraib in the faces of the Americans. He had his men take refuge in Najaf and Karbala because he knew only two outcomes were possible. Either the Americans would back off and cease trying to destroy him, out of fear of fighting in the holy cities and alienating the Shiites. Or they would come in after Muqtada and his militia, in which case the Americans would probably turn the Shiites in general against themselves. The latter is now happening. 2004 May 13, Thursday The American right wing have been desperately trying to spin the Iraq torture story to deflect responsibility from themselves. So far, they've blamed Women, Feminists, Hollywood, Gays and American Universities. Today's target: blame the media! It's not our fault; the left-wing media is exaggerating the torture story to attack our glorious Emperor! Right. They can spin and lie (and brainwash the racist thugs who will support them come hell or worse), but the stories keep coming: Focus shifts to jail abuse of women For Huda Shaker, the humiliation began at a checkpoint on the outskirts of Baghdad. The American soldiers demanded to search her handbag. When she refused one of the soldiers pointed his gun towards her chest.Which Side Are You On? After 9/11, several columnists lost their jobs for pointing out that Pres. George W. Bush hid in a bunker on the day of the attacks. Dixie Chicks's records were burned. Censorship was everywhere.Praise Jesus (and George). Here's a heart-warming description of life in GWB's hometown. No book store? That explains a lot. In the heart of Bushland For the ruling class, life in Midland entails a job in the oil business, a marriage in the early 20s, at least four kids, a couple of SUVs and church every Sunday. Cultural life is sketchy. In early April there's a "Family Literacy Style Show" at the Petroleum Club. Early this month there was the Texas Gun and Knife Show. In mid-December there's The Nutcracker by the Midland Festival Ballet. There are a couple of mediocre art galleries. There's not a single bookshop - which may lead cynics to explain why, when he was about to invade Iraq, Bush still didn't know the difference between Sunnis and Shi'ites. A football match between the white collars of Midland and the blue collars of neighboring Odessa passes for a major cultural event, but not as much as the staggering mutual hatred. No nightclubs, no lap dancing in Midland. Roughly there's absolutely nothing to do except pray to the Lord. 2004 May 12, Wednesday At least someone has work: Across America, War Means Jobs "For us, the economy is great," said Allen, senior vice president and general manager of Armor Holdings Inc.'s Mobile Security Division. "It's a sad situation, but . . . " His voice trailed off, then he added, "I don't think anyone here is thinking about it that way."Joe Sobran: The Tragedy of Iraq Conservatives see how the principle of “unintended consequences” dooms domestic social programs to failure; but they fail to see how the same principle applies to war. They expect war, alone among government projects, to be efficient in achieving its goals; they are reluctant to admit failure, preferring to believe that more force will produce success.Mystery meat: 2004 May 11, Tuesday Who are the crazy right-wing Americans blaming for the torture in Iraq today? Why, Hollywood, Homosexuals and the porn industry, of course. The great thing about the American right is that they can twist any event to suit their own purposes. So far, the torture has been blamed on women, feminists, Muslims, and U.S. universities (for failing to allow the military to recruit educated student types!) If you read my post from May 9, you'll see an American diplomat blaming the Irish for 911! Bear in mind that the Republicans call themselves ''The Party of Personal Responsibility''! They're responsible for screwing up the planet, and we're responsible for cleaning it up and paying for it. This is amazing. Guess what Big Bad Bush's plan was to capture Moqtada Al Sadr? Get the Spaniards to do it!!! This is just - unbelievable! After all the tough talk: ''Dead or Alive'', ''Heads will roll...'', etc. etc. etc., the GIMP asks the Spanish to do his dirty work for him. Some leader. Some things never change. Both incidents are just over 100 years apart: The use of torture to gain information which will save soldiers' lives is always a temptation in war. Captain John Seely (later Lord Mottistone) seems not to have understood that torture can be mental as well as physical. He himself related that during the Anglo-Boer War (1899-1902) he once threatened to shoot a small Boer boy in the presence of his mother unless he told where his father was hiding. The boy steadfastly refused, even when a firing squad was formed. Seely, who had no intention of carrying out his threat, was well pleased with the courage of the boy and, before he rode away, congratulated the terrified mother on the possession of such a son.If anything, it might be argued that things have got worse, not better: Some have thought it curious that Kipling's poems often praised the bravery and fine fighting qualities of the Dervishes ('Fuzzy-Wuzzy') and the Boers ('Piet'), but British soldiers understood, for they too admired such qualities in their opponents. Stirring up hatred of the enemy might be necessary to raise volunteers, but professinal soldiers did not need to indulge in it.What kind of mind dreams up stuff like stamping on necks? The International Committee of the Red Cross also described British troops forcing Iraqi detainees to kneel and stomping on their necks in an incident in which one prisoner died...As commondreams.org reminds us, The Crimes at Abu Ghraib Are Not the Worst: The worst U.S. crimes in Iraq have received far less press than the photos of U.S. soldiers having fun and games with the prisoners at Abu Ghraib—not that the prisoners were anything but terrified by these vile amusements—but the truly terrible crimes have not gone totally unreported, especially in the news media outside the United States... 2004 May 10, Monday New By now the pattern should be clear. Muslim men attacked by dogs, an animal regarded as unclean in Islam. Forced to strip naked in front of others, also forbidden by Islam. Forced to wear women's underwear over their heads - ditto. Forced to masturbate to the sight of white trash minx Lynndie England - also prohibited by Islam. For a bunch of ignorant racist thugs, these grunts sure seem to have a good idea of how to humiliate Muslims. I guess they were paying close attention during cultural sensitivity classes. Or perhaps they were following orders from someone up the chain of command. There's some fun stuff in today's selection of mystery meat: ![]() 2004 May 9, Sunday More nuttiness from a U.S. diplomat. Who's being blamed for 911 now? THE IRISH!It's like living in a Twilight Zone episode where every day is April 1. You see, it works like this: Osama/Usama Bin Laden (real name: Shamus McFadden) was planning the attacks from O'Donoghue's pub in Lower Baggott Street, Dublin, over a pint of Guinness (he's real fond of a pint of a Monday afternoon). Our lad Shamus (Osama) was listening to The Chieftains, reading his copy of the Irish Independent. ''Feck dese Yank bastards,'' says he. ''Day're killin' de poor people of Iraq, and I'll not rest until I fly a plane into de world trade center, or better still, get some young lad to do it for me.'' ''Ah, what's up with ye, Shamus,'' says Tadhg Ni Cauimimhaioain, the grizzled barman. ''Ye look like ye swallowed a lump of shite...'' Shamus/Osama looked at Tadhg with a fierce bloodlust in his eyes. ''Oi've just read about the yanks in today's indo, and I'm goin' te launch a jihad and kill de gobshites, so I am.'' ''Ye poor crater. Ye're touched in de head!'' laughed Tadhg. ''Here, have anudder pint, on de house.'' On behalf of all Irish people everywhere, let me be the first to apologise for our role in the destruction of the World Trade Center and the attack on the Pentagon. I am truly, truly sorry. That's exactly how it happened, and if you don't believe it, George Dempsey knows a girl from West Virginia who wants to have a chat: Lynnnnndieee England: A new monster-in-chief The occupiers' stock is near zero, and still, in Washington and Westminster, the myth lives on. As if playing the nursery game of grandmother's footsteps, Tony Blair and Geoff Hoon tread faithfully in Bush's erratic tracks. The US attacks Falluja, and Hoon is all for that. Troops give up and hand over to a Saddamite commander. Hoon could not have planned it better himself. 2004 May 8, Saturday They say you should never post when you're angry, so I'm going to let these links speak for themselves. I'm biting my tongue. Here's a great cartoon that sums it up. GUBU: Grotesque. Unbelievable. Bizarre. Unprecedented. Osama Bin Ladin himself could never have hoped for a better recruitment poster: ...there will be additional allegations of "rape and murder," apparently related to the content of the videos, according to NBC News.MSNBC: ...worse photos, videos are yet to come ...military officials told NBC News that the unreleased images showed U.S. soldiers severely beating an Iraqi prisoner nearly to death, having sex with a female Iraqi prisoner and “acting inappropriately with a dead body.” The officials said there was also a videotape, apparently shot by U.S. personnel, showing Iraqi guards raping young boys.Paedophilia as an instrument of U.S. power: The S&M War "'There were 13 year old kids in with us,' Fadi said. 'Sometimes they would throw candies from their humvees, shouting 'Bark like a dog, and I'll throw you the candy'..Some of the small children were crying in the night, asking to go home to their families. We were trying to get them quiet.'From an Iraqi: Just Go... I sometimes get emails asking me to propose solutions or make suggestions. Fine. Today's lesson: don't rape, don't torture, don't kill and get out while you can- while it still looks like you have a choice... Chaos? Civil war? Bloodshed? We’ll take our chances- just take your Puppets, your tanks, your smart weapons, your dumb politicians, your lies, your empty promises, your rapists, your sadistic torturers and go.Juan Cole: The Mideastization of the US, or:Rumsfeld Must Resign I remember seeing a news conference where a British journalist complained about the US practice of hooding prisoners as a form of torture. Rumsfeld absolutely ridiculed her. "Hooding?" He asked sarcastically. The torture of POWs at Abu Ghuraib was not carried out by a handful of rogue MPs. It was the result of ordinary practices of US military intelligence, practices that just haven't usually been photographed. Rumsfeld set the tone in which military intelligence felt justified in behaving this way.Reuters: Soldiers Back in U.S. Tell of More Iraqi Abuses "It was not just these six people," Sindar, who shaves his head and wears a large tattoo on his forearm, told Reuters. "Yes, the beatings happen, yes, all the time."Fisk: Our illegal, immoral, meretricious war So who were these mysterious "interrogators"? If they were not CIA or FBI staff, who were they? Several names are already doing the rounds - journalists claim they have no final proof - and a number, I understand, hold more than one passport. Why were they brought to Abu Ghraib? Who brought them? How much are they paid? And who trained them?John Pilger: Torture Is News But It's Not New we have only begun to identify the unspeakable element that unites the invasion of Vietnam with the invasion of Iraq. This element draws together most colonial occupations, no matter where or when. It is the essence of imperialism, a word only now being restored to our dictionaries. It is racism...From Britain's conservative Spectator magazine: Worse than Vietnam While visiting a Baghdad hospital to film a four-year-old boy whose left hand and left foot had been blown off by an American bomb in Fallujah, I was berated angrily by the father of another child. He was a Shiite who had recently joined Muqtada al-Sadr’s Mahdi army, and his attention was fixed not on the Sunni refugees but on the foreign interloper. Though we had few words in common, he made clear his view that British troops must get out of Iraq or the consequences would be bloody. He drew his finger across his throat. 2004 May 7, Friday War Crime Trials anyone?: Abused Iraqis 'included children' A YOUNG Iraqi girl held at Abu Ghraib prison was stripped naked and beaten while her brother heard her scream from another cell, a British television station reported today...On behalf of all the free people of the West, let me be the first to congratulate our heroic troops for keeping us safe from the 12 year old girls who have been planning to destroy our glorious democratic empire. You're true heroes! Washington and Jefferson would be proud... update: Hesiod suspects that this particular story is unreliable, but concludes (correctly) that it doesn't matter whether it's true or not: nobody will believe denials from the U.S. military at this point.
Spare a thought for a very brave American: Joseph Darby Update: the American right are beyond parody. Who do you think they are blaming for the torture in Abu Ghraib? - Women, Feminists, Muslims and Left Wing universities. I kid you not. So much for the party of ''personal responsibility''. Our beloved Lynndie England (she of the torture photos) seems to come from a town straight our of deliverance: "To the country boys here, if you're a different nationality, a different race, you're sub-human. That's the way girls like Lynndie are raised.Squeal like a pig. Dahr Jamail: ''I am your God''. ...Abdel Hamid Majed, claimed that his hands were tied tightly, a sack was placed over his head, and he was forced to lay on his stomach inside a shop for six and a half hours while the soldiers were deciding what to do with them. 2004 May 6, Thursday Interesting info from the UK about one of the torturers: Records obtained by The Independent reveal that this is not the first time that Specialist Graner has been involved in abuse allegations. His ex-wife obtained three separate "temporary protection of abuse" orders from a judge in their home town in Pennsylvania.Not only that, but it appears that his beloved fellow torturer Lynnnnndieeeee England is pregnant with their hell-spawn. Another Bush-voter on the way. Freakin' Hell. The torture thing isn't close to bottoming out. Via Billmon: There was a special women's section. There were young boys in there. There were things done to young boys that were videotaped. It's much worse.As if that's not bad enough, there's more alleged fun: The latest allegation involved an elderly Iraqi woman said to have been abused by U.S. military guards. The woman, arrested last July, was reportedly put into a harness and forced to crawl on her hands and knees while a guard rode her donkey-style.If someone invaded your country (regardless of their justification in doing so) and rode the grandmother next door like a pack animal - what would you do? Kudos to Bill O'Reilly for calling it torture, not abuse. Right wing junkie nutjob Rush Limbaugh thinks it's all a big joke. Too bad he's not over there having his fat ass shot at. They hate us because we're free. The Washington Post has NEW photos from everyone's favorite dungeon: Abu Ghuraib. Maybe it's just me, but they look like stills from a kinky gay porn movie. Not that I've seen any kinky gay porn movies, mind you. ![]() Some widdle person isn't vewy happy with my ''abuse or torture'' cartoon:
The form of hate mail has evolved (or devolved) over the last year. Gone are the blood chilling warnings about Saddam's nuclear weapons. Gone are the descriptions about ''lakes of nerve gas''. Gone are the bleeding heart conservatives sobbing about the ''liberation of the Iraqi people from tyranny''. Gone are the accounts of Saddam's ''people shredding machine'' (another fiction). These war lovers have a remarkable talent for forgetting what they were saying a year ago, a month ago, a week ago, a minute ago. The reason for the ''abuse/torture'' semantics is simple. The U.S. government wants to retain the right to criticise other regimes for torturing prisoners. By labelling the treatment of the prisoners in Abu Ghuraib as ''abuse'' they hope to retain that right. Can't you just hear it now: U.S.: The goverment of Craptopia must stop torturing innocent civilians.You think I'm wrong? Wait until some poor American guy or girl gets captured, stripped and poked with a stick. We'll soon find out if it's ''abuse'' or ''torture''. If Bush and his pals want to play these juvenile and insulting word-games, why don't they call it ''consensual erotic role-play?''. I'd forgotten about my own spoof Bush-jobslist that I posted about six months ago. What joy to be ahead of the curve regarding Here is a disturbing (for some) piece about the ''management'' of Abu Ghuraib. You've got a prisoner who keeps a pistol in his cell, Iraqi guards who are clearly working for the resistance (at one point, a prisoner and his guard escape together), an MP who likes to show off his muscles to the detainees (and almost gets himself torn to shreds in the process) and a senior officer who's allowed to take an off-the-books vacation in Kuwait, no questions asked - or answered. (Taguba: "Temporarily removing one commander and replacing him with another serving Battalion Commander without an order and without notifying superior or subordinate commands is without precedent in my military career.")Here's some more anti-American liberal propaganda from The Village Voice: The most distressing thing in those photos from Abu Ghraib was also the least remarked upon. That soldier standing over his prostrate prisoners, holding his thumb up, was wearing surgical gloves. Was he afraid of being contaminated by his victims' blood, feces, semen—or just their humanity? We'll never know. But it's an astonishing symbol of what America is becoming: a nation where suffering is tolerable—even pleasurable—as long as the shit doesn't get on our hands.Injure Arab pride at your peril, says the Washington Post: "It seems that those in power in Washington are unaware of the fact that the Arab pride and dignity are something very precious and that only bloody revenge will bring the victims peace. Accordingly, the day of reckoning will be a hard one... the US must brace itself for more violent acts of retaliation. Families and relatives of the humiliated victims will not rest until they get their revenge on the culprits and their associates."...Here's some nice guest commentarty from Shahin Cole on Juan Cole's site America has in the past, at least, been hospitable to critical voices. Criticism can have an impact, and can produce change. But expressing it is not necessarily painless. We have heard too many voices in this country in the past three years who equated criticism to treason, and who attempted to ruin the lives of critics and dissidents. These voices may well have contributed to an atmosphere where the prisoners could be demonized and tortured. 2004 May 5, Wednesday
2004 May 4, Tuesday Before the torture, let's remind ourselves of the good that humanity (and more specifically America) is capable of: Endurance Crater on Mars. Click here for a larger image. Spectacular. And now onwards into hell. Why am I not surprised at this information: The pictures of US soldiers torturing their captives have the added horror of sexual abuse. In five of the 14 images that the Sunday Herald has seen, a female soldier – identified as Lynndie England, a 21-year-old from a West Virginia trailer park – is playing up to the camera while her captives are tortured.Here's some advice Lynndie, (assuming you can read): Iraqis, unlike you, are civilised. Get your barbarian ass back to the trailer park where you can live out the remainder of your miserable existance watching reruns of ''The Jerry Springer Show'' on your clapped out black and white portable TV, you odious skank. No doubt you'll have loads of fun crushing beer cans into your heavily ridged forehead. The crimes of these filthy pigs get worse by the minute, I kid you not: Other pictures, which the world has not seen, but which are in the hands of the US military, include shots of a dog attacking a prisoner. An accused soldier says dogs are “used for intimidation factors”.Any Irishman can tell you how wonderful the British Army is. Hell, if my Grandmother was still alive, she could spend HOURS and HOURS telling you how bloody lovely they were! According to the British soldiers, the military police have found a video of prisoners being thrown from a bridge, and a prisoner was allegedly beaten to death in custody by men from the Queen’s Lancashire Regiment. Although there is a debate about the veracity of the images, Armed Forces Minister Adam Ingram said that if the pictures were real, they were “appalling”.Help me Ayatollah Ali Al Sistani! You're our only hope... Susan Karim, an Iraqi exile living in Edinburgh, said there was little difference between the punishment she suffered at the hands of Saddam’s torturers and the treatment of Iraqis by US and UK forces.They hate us because we're free. Moves are afoot in the U.S. to extend a hypothetical military draft to women, and to raise the draft age to 34. American citizens who wish to prepare for this eventuality should study Canadian Immigration requirements. Your chances of qualifying improve if you are even a little familiar with French. That's one way to keep out the redneck filth. Magnifique! Three of the following links are from the right, one is from the center, and one is from the left. It's hard to tell the difference. Fred Reed: Ilsa Koch Gets Kotched ...jobs involving torture attract people who like it. Would you crush a man’s testicles because the lieutenant ordered you to? Probably not, or not without misgivings. You might understand the reasoning: “Look, this guy is IRA and he knows where five hundred pounds of Semtex is hidden in downtown London. We have to find out.” The arithmetic is hard to argue. And the terr(orist) can stop the proceedings simply by talking. You might see no choice.Joe Sobran: Land of the Serf Are U.S. troops today fighting for what Jefferson would recognize as freedom? Or are they fighting for an empire — not only a global military empire, but an enormous domestic system of unconstitutional laws, taxes, regulations, bureaucracies, and general infringements of the freedoms our ancestors took for granted?Some great links via Information Clearing House: How Dumb Can A President Get? He's no longer able to silence all the people who know what an incompetent, poorly advised, stupid, lying fool he is.The Independent: A year on from 'Mission Accomplished' Watching the dancing, jeering crowd in Waziriya was Nada Abdullah Aboud, a middle-aged woman, dressed in black. ... It turned out that her son, Saad Mohammed, had been the translator for a senior Italian diplomat working for the ruling Coalition Provisional Authority. She said: "My son was driving with the Italian ambassador last September near Tikrit when an American soldier fired at the car and shot him through the heart."More from the Washington Times: U.S. faces gloomy future in Iraq Alterman said he recently talked with two experts on Iraq who had written books on the country. He declined to name them, but quoted them as saying that Iraq, at the end, "could well look like Somalia, run by warlords, with a lot of violence," saying that his two experts said, "It might never come together at all." 2004 May 3, Monday You really have to force yourself to read the stomach turning accounts of U.S. torture in Iraq. AMERICAN guards serially abused Iraqi prisoners in the notorious Abu Ghraib prison as a routine part of the US force's interrogation process, according to an internal military report.Bush's response: this isn't what we do in America! - no GWB, only in your offshore colonies: Guantanamo Bay and Iraq. Sergeant Frederick said in evidence given to General Taguba's report: "I questioned this and the answer I got was, this is how military intelligence wants it done."I shudder to think what's happening in Guantanamo Bay. No chance of photos being smuggled out of that Orwellian hellhole... Nicole Choueiry, Middle East spokesman for human rights group Amnesty International, said the group had received "scores" of reports of ill-treatment of detainees by British and American troops.They hate us because we're free. 2004 May 2, Sunday It's a good thing that the U.S. media is downplaying the torture stories coming out of Iraq. We wouldn't want Mommy and Paw and little Joe-Bob and Mary-Sue to be exposed to information like this: Yesterday the mother of one detainee, Samira Hassan, said the latest allegations were horribly familiar.Liberation, BUSH-STYLE: "My father is an old man. He has a heart complaint. The first thing they did was to make him stand up for 12 hours," he complained. "They then took him to Tikrit and finally to here." old posts - about us - contact |