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2004 July 31, Saturday Though I speed not, I cannot miss. ![]() 2004 July 29, Thursday One of the funniest songs you'll ever hear: Carrot Juice is Murder, by the Arrogant Worms. How low as people do we dare to stoopNice post from Juan Cole: Arguing with Cheney Reuters reports, "Cheney said Americans were safer and he stood by prewar characterizations of Iraq as a threat despite the failure to find weapons of mass destruction and new warnings by Cheney and other administration officials that another major terrorist attack may be coming." 2004 July 27, Tuesday I like funnies (and spaceships). ![]() 2004 July 26, Monday Ha Ha. Thanks to David Killups and Becky for alerting me to an excellent piece about the ''Terror in the Skies'' story, from the myth-busting snopes.com: Undercover federal air marshals on board a June 29 Northwest airlines flight from Detroit to LAX identified themselves after a passenger, "overreacted," to a group of middle-eastern men on board, federal officials and sources have told KFI NEWS.Way to go Annie - nice job keeping the ''Homeland'' safe from attack! Idiots like her are fodder for Bush and Rove. More about this story from The Guardian But it also revealed an unpleasant underbelly of fear and loathing among ordinary passengers terrified of seeing a dark-skinned male face board their plane. It showed a world in which passengers saw terrorists around every corner and an innocent band of Arab musicians going to play a gig were mistaken for suicidal jihadis intent on mayhem.Oh dear. Poor Annie. Critics have accused Jacobsen of creating a drama out of what turned out to be an uneventful flight in the company of a well-known Syrian band, some of whom go to the toilet a lot. Patrick Smith, a well-known columnist on aviation said her piece was 'spring-loaded with mindless hysterics and bigoted provocation' and accused her of paranoia.Was Annie right to be scared of the odd behaviour of the musicians on the plane? Yes. Was Annie right in printing her ''scoop'' about a terrorist dry run? No. Had she done so in Britain (where libel laws are very strict) she would now be facing financial ruin at the hands of the men she has falsely accused of terrorism. As a follow on, Eroding Trust among Arabs makes depressing reading: The first hints of boiling resentment were released today in a survey by Zogby International for the Arab American Institute. The survey asked 3,300 people in Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Egypt, Lebanon, Morocco, and the United Arab Emirates to rate their feelings toward the United States.I've an idea! Let's send Annie Jacobsen to the Middle East as a goodwill ambassador! (Think of all the time she'll have to spend in planes...) 2004 July 22, Thursday By now, most people have read the hysterical account of an attempted ''attack'' on a US plane, written by the tired and emotional Annie Jacobsen, a writer for WomensWallStreet.com. If you haven't read it, you should. It's indicative of the fear and paranoia of the whiny right. The following section will make a lot more sense if you do... Poor widdle Annie was on a plane along with 14 arab men. The arab men looked at her funny and went to the bathroom. Annie pissed in her pants. It took the clean-up crew HOURS to get the yellow stain out of her seat. Even though no charges have been brought against the men, Annie persists in her claim that it was a ''dry run'' for a terrorist attack. Too many Tom Clancy novels can do that to a person... Many jealous types (like myself) are envious of Annie's sudden rise to fame. She's going to get extremely rich out of this. Let me share my own experience of a close-call with Islamic Terrorism. I have struggled with the problem of whether or not to recount this terrifying story; however I now feel that it is in the best interests of the Homeland (HEIL!) and my career to do so. Having been forewarned, read on, gentle reader: TERROR FEAR HORROR IN THE AIR!Anyone who disagrees with my argument that all arab men are evil and must be locked up in detention camps for their own protection is a pinko Saddam-loving liberal, and will be disposed of properly when the day of reckoning comes. You can read more about this horrifying incident here. 2004 July 21, Wednesday We may finally be about to see the ''discovery'' of WMDs in Iraq. After all, it takes time to manufacture convinining replicas. You've got to make sure they look halfway plausible - you need a crew of trustworthy boffins to make 'em, and equally hearty yeomen to ''find'' them. SadlyNo.com has a fascinating link to a Washington Times story (this particular rag is owned by the Moonies). Needless to say, it's one of the major Republican organs: The headline is incorrect (apparently). Wishful thinking perhaps, or did one of the apparatchiks jump the gun? Very odd. The best time to plant WMDs in Iraq and ''discover'' them will be in October. That way there'll be maximum impact on the ''election''. Question: If Saddam really did have nuclear missiles, why didn't he use them when he had the chance? I guess he was too much of a humanitarian... Some quicky links: Fox News! They report...You Decide? 2004 July 20, Tuesday Move along. Move along. Nothing to see here... ![]() 2004 July 19, Monday Mystery Meat on a Monday Morn... ![]() 2004 July 16, Friday Via Atrios, an astonishing account of the new Iraqi ''President'' Iyad Allawi personally executing insurgents! Iyad Allawi, the new Prime Minister of Iraq, pulled a pistol and executed as many as six suspected insurgents at a Baghdad police station, just days before Washington handed control of the country to his interim government, according to two people who allege they witnessed the killings.Allawi denies the accusations - but it wouldn't be entirely surprising, what with his CIA training. It does explain what happened to Saddam though: Ever notice how you never see Iyad Allawi and Saddam Hussein in the same place at the same time? The Butcher of Baghdad cleans up real nice... Update: the journalist who broke this story is interviewed here. He seems convinced that it's for real. Goddamit, Allawi is just going to have to learn how to delegate if he's going to be an effective dictator. You wouldn't have caught Stalin or Hitler getting blood on their hands. Amateur. Mystery Meat: ![]() 2004 July 15, Thursday Lots of curious coverage of Pete Townshend's comments about Michael Moore being a ''bully''. By now, we should all be aware of the ''Memory Hole''; Orwell's term for the ability to completely forget significant events from the immediate past. Not too long ago, Mr. Townshend got into a great deal of trouble when he was discovered to be downloading child pornography for ''research purposes''. I find it extrememly odd that only ONE newspaper (as of writing) mentions the fact:
Let me make it clear: I have no choice but to accept Townshend at his word. Nevertheless, it is a FACT that he was caught red-handed, breaking the law. He was lucky to escape prison. I don't care what perversions people get up to on their own time, but this chap broke the law, spectacularly. Let's do a simple thought experiment. Let us suppose that Michael Moore had previously been caught with large quantities of child porn on his computer for ''research purposes''. I think it likely that we would have been inundated with headlines such as these: PERVERT MOORE ATTACKS BUSHOf course, we would never hear the end of it. The 24 hour-a-day propaganda machine more commonly known as the ''news media'' would never stop shrieking about it; they would happily remind us of Moore's use of child porn for ''research purposes''. On today's show, Is Michael Moore a threat to our children?The moral of this story is: if you plan on downloading child pornography for ''research purposes'', be sure that you support whatever war is currently being fought; it helps if you criticise an enemy of Bush/Blair. After all, ''To Err Is Human, To Forgive Divine'' Child rape in Iraq's prisons - the story continues to unfold. Seymour Hersh recently gave an account to the ACLU describing the atrocities in greater detail. If you have a fast internet connection, you can see the real-player video here. "The worst is the soundtrack of the boys shrieking," the reporter told an ACLU convention last week. Hersh says there was "a massive amount of criminal wrongdoing that was covered up at the highest command out there, and higher."There's worse: The women were passing messages saying "Please come and kill me, because of what's happened". Basically what happened is that those women who were arrested with young boys/children in cases that have been recorded. The boys were sodomized with the cameras rolling. The worst about all of them is the soundtrack of the boys shrieking that your government has. They are in total terror it's going to come out.If you have the time, you should watch his entire address. It starts around 1.07 and continues for about half an hour. It is truly frightening, in a 1933 Germany kind of way. Hersh pulls no punches. The odd thing is that this story has been kept off the airwaves in the U.S. by the media. Hersh has been making these statements for weeks now. How can this not be newsworthy? DailyKos, Atrios, Brad Delong and Ed Cone have more on this Horror story (including partial transcripts). Oh, and one more thing: CAN WE CALL IT TORTURE NOW????? 2004 July 14, Wednesday Mystery Meat: ![]() 2004 July 13, Tuesday Put your hand on the ballot lever and vote for Bush, or he'll hack it off and put in on for you: An American Hero kicks the metaphorical shit out of an American Fascist: For your information, Frances Shannon, when you were at home baking cookies, I and thousands of other “wimps with no backbone” were crawling around in Vietnam. While some at home were being “patriotic” and proudly waving the American flag with self-righteousness and vociferously supporting that un-mitigated disaster, as is being done today with Iraq, I and thousands of other Americans were getting shot to hell and back, as is happening in Iraq today...SEDITION! America -- we need to talk. This piece is worth reading. It wraps up with a great quote: ...in a June 1992 interview with the late, great Sarah McClendon, Poppy Bush confided, "If the people were to ever find out what we have done, we would be chased down the streets and lynched." 2004 July 12, Monday Mystery Meat: ![]() 2004 July 11, Sunday Mystery Meat: ![]() 2004 July 8, Thursday WOOHOO! An idleworm exclusive: SHOCKING BUSH PRESS BRIEFING HORROR VIDEO! Another journalist asks Bush the ''wrong'' question, and the Boy Emperor runs off stage in a huff. AMAZING! 2004 July 6, Tuesday Keep it up Ted, and it'll only be a matter of time before you have a fatal ''accident''! The following links were culled from Information Clearing House What's it going to take before we see US troops in front of a war crimes tribunal? Do they have to eat newborn babies on live TV? I'd love to know. The German TV magazine "Report" revealed that there has been abuse of children and youth by the coalition forces.Wow... More than 16,000 Wounded and Injured from Iraq War The national press missed this blockbuster on June 18: the Pentagon confirms more than 16,000 U.S. service members have been wounded or injured in the Iraq War. DoD failed to report 11,000 soldiers who were wounded or injured. The TV networks and newspapers failed to follow-up on this major scoop. As Steve Robinson of the National Gulf War Resource Center said, "They [the military] believe that by putting this information out, it's somehow going to affect public opion." Donald Rumsfeld must believe that good public relations is far more important than medical care for our wartime wounded.Welcome to Ireland, Bush ye bastard: By Friday, 3,800 gardai (Irish state police), 2,000 army, air force and navy personnel and an estimated 600 to 700 American secret service and other staff had been deployed. Every manhole cover in the road between Shannon and Newmarket-on-Fergus had been welded shut and a garda stationed at each, just in case. 2004 July 5, Monday Take a bunch of truck drivers. Give them a short seminar in ''How to spot a terrorist'', and this is the result. (Cue the banjo music from 'Deliverance'): The truckers, who haul hazardous material across 48 states, explained how easy it is to spot "Islamics" on the road: just look for their turbans.Most of the people who wear turbans are, of course, SIKHS, not ''Islamics''. Morons on the March, keeping us free from Sikhs. The sad thing is that these ignorant dopes think they're keeping us safe by reporting every man with a turban. What a display of stupid, drug-addled boobery. These chaps should stop pretending to be James Bond and stick to wife beating, before they get someone killed. If they really wanted to help, they could start by reading a book instead of watching NASCAR. Fisk: So this is what they call the new, 'free' Iraq He drafted a new piece of legislation forbidding Iraqi motorists to drive with only one hand on the wheel. Another document solemnly announced that it would henceforth be a crime for Iraqis to sound their car horns except in an emergency. That same day, three American soldiers were torn apart by a roadside bomb north of Baghdad, one of more than 60 attacks on US forces over the weekend. And all the while, Mr Bremer was worrying about the standards of Iraqi driving.Sedition! King George, meet King George! "He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power," the declaration said of George III, and today the military is indulgently allowed to investigate its own crimes in Iraq. George III "obstructed the Administration of Justice." Our George II has sought to evade judicial review by hiding detainees away in Guantánamo, and has steadfastly resisted the use of the Alien Tort Claims Act, which allows non-U.S. citizens to bring charges of human rights violations to U.S. courts. 2004 July 4, Sunday Patriotic Mystery Meat: ![]() 2004 July 3, Saturday I was just starting to feel all lonely, when I get some dandy hate mail. I haven't posted in a week, so I needed a kick in the pants. It's always a blast to receive this kind of tripe:
I was curious to find out what Chris looked like, so I did a bit of googling: He's real good with a banjo, and he can make you squeal like a pig. OK, so it's not exactly in the same league as Ted Rall's hate mail, but it contains two classic right-wing loony themes: death and gay sex. He wants me to ''die'', and he thinks I'm a ''cocksucker''. What is the problem with third-rate Fascists like Chris Spellman? They can't articulate an argument without wishing their opponents dead, and accusing him/her of homosexuality (as though it were a bad thing). These people are frothing-at-the-mouth NUTS. After Chris fired off his first email, he followed it up with a second:
First Chris darling (you don't mind if I call you darling do you Chrissie?) - the issue at hand is the alleged use of STATE TROOPERS in monitoring the public. DU-UH. Am I happy with private security guards watching me in a theatre? No, of course not. The fact that you think it's dandy shows what you're made of. (Hint: it's a sack, and it's full of shit). I love your use of the word ''seditious'' - Goebbels would be proud. If you live on Planet Chris, private industry has the right to refuse admission to black people, jews, libruls, fat people, A-rabs, handicapped people, Gypsies and assorted non-persons. Sorry Chris, but this is exactly why your sort aren't the best candidates for spreading ''democracy'' in the middle east. I guess Chris skipped school the week they were teaching about the civil rights movement in the 1950s. According to Chris, a private business like a diner should be able to refuse admission to the colored folk. What's the harm in that? It's called a ''free market economy, asshole'', eh Chris? The American right: inbred (intellectually if not genetically); myopic, intolerant, and dumber than bugs. They would be scary if they weren't a bunch of flatulent cowards. I do have some good news for Chris and his many cohorts. There are a great many opportunities for a patriotic young man in today's world. The reconstruction of Iraq needs you! You don't have to join the military (if you're anything like me, you wouldn't get past the physical). However, there are many openings in private industry! They won't be squeamish about your anal cyst or your gimpy knee! You don't need to be superman to drive a truck in the Sunni Triangle! Bye bye Chris! Let me know how you get on - I'm sure you'll teach the Islamics a lot about freedom of speech (i.e. how they better keep their mouths shut if they know what's good for 'em!) old posts - about us - contact |