idleworm home peak oil news games movies rants tech how to sci-fi links FAQ Support the site! amazon donate |
cool stuff easter island stuporman rapture enterprez joker emigrants hitler draft caesar fallujah anthrax dune? iraq game | |||
|
2004 August 31, Tuesday Finally - more stories of rape from Iraq (including the sodomisation of a 15 year old boy) by the good 'ol U S of A! His team has documented abuse dating from July 2003 to as recently as last month, when an Iraqi boy just fifteen years old says his captors at an American facility raped him. "He was told to go on all fours naked and was sodomized from behind," Akeel conveyed the fifteen year-old's testimony. "He said they made him dance and he was crying."It would be nice to see some photo evidence of this released to coincide with the odious Republican convention in New York (or JEW York, as some of their fellow travellers used to call it before 911). Scum. I enjoy the little modifications to the Google logo whenever there's a special event. The Venus transit was especially good. I didn't like their Olympics images very much, so I decided to make one of my own: Garrison Keiller unleashed! We’re Not in Lake Wobegon Anymore
2004 August 30, Monday At last - it's here! Start your own LEFT WING HUMORIST DEAD POOL! Bring on global revolution! VOTE BUSH! Most of the Coalition of the Willing were promised cheap Iraqi oil by Washington, or oil concessions. But as resistance forces sabotage Iraq’s oil pipelines, these promises are coming up short, and plundering Iraq’s wealth is turning out to be a challenge. 2004 August 29, Sunday Priceless - just priceless!
Poor Kevin. Where to start? A tinfoil hat might be an idea, but lets try to reason with him first: I bet you support the Democrats dont you.OH GOD! HE SUPPORTS THE DEMOCRATS! He's a COMMUNIST SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT FASCIST! Real Americans would never dream of supporting DEMOCRATS! We should round them up and KILL THEM ALL in order to PROTECT FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY! No I'm not a Democrat - in my opinion the democrats are just a bunch of warmed up tories. They're much too right wing for my tastes. As a cartoonist, I'm praying that Bush gets re-elected. I'll post more about my 'support' for Bush in the next few weeks. Your little game about gulf war 2 was so far off of the truth it wasnt worth finishing it.My game starts with the Iraqis using WMDs. It seems that they didn't have any WMDs - so you are correct. If you have a problem with that, try asking your pals in the Whitehouse - they seemed pretty damned sure about it 16 months ago. I have made more sacrifice in my 2 years in the army than you will ever make in your entire lifetime.It's impressive - you think I'm a democrat (though I'm Irish, not American), yet you claim to know how much I've sacrificed in my past, present and future, as well as my party affiliation. Tell me, O wise one, which Irish political party I support: Fianna Fail / Fine Gael / Labour / Progressive Democrats / Provisional Sinn Fein / Greens / Workers Party. You know more about me than I do, so I'm sure you'll pick the right ones (btw, we have proportional representation, so choose an order of preference, 1,2,3,4, etc.) I have seen and done things your little mind will never be able to comprehend.I hope we're not talking about the torture and rape of children in front of their mothers, as occured in Abu Ghraib. If you have any pictures please send them to me. Unlike the gutless wonders in the US media, I'll have no hesitation in sharing them with the rest of the world. I am proud to be a soldier and even more proud to be and American soldier.I'm very happy for you. If we werent fighting the terroists in Iraq and Afghanistan then wed be fighting them in America.Hm. There weren't very many terrorists in Iraq before the US invaded, but it's crawling with them now. Odd that you haven't heard of BLOWBACK during your years of hard sacrifice in the army that I wouldn't possibly comprehend with my little mind... Iraq was just a starting point in the Middle East.I said as much in my Gulf War game. Glad it's finally starting to sink in. Iran is probably next. Been saying it from day one. Bush has led our country through some very hard times and I have faith in him as a leader.You have ''faith''. I prefer empiricism myself. Kerry would just fuck things up even worse.Kerry would "fuck things up even worse." - implying that things are already fucked up under the mighty BUSH! Watch it pal - people might think you're some kind of DEMOCRAT!!! So before you go and make fun of our President my Commander in Chief, be sure you know all the facts and be sure you know what it means to sacrifice for your country.Yeah - unless I ''sacrifice for my country'' (i.e. get my left nut shot off in Basra), I've got no right to criticise the President. Some chaps daydreamed their way through civics class - the concepts of democracy and freedom were just too complex for their beer-addled brains. They hate us because we're free. ''People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.'' Soren Kierkegaard 2004 August 28, Saturday A very peculiar story about a U.S. military helicopter which crashed into a Japanese University. For some strange reason, the American forces wouldn't let the Japanese near the place to investigate for themselves... The U.S. military refused to allow Japanese authorities to inspect the scene of the accident. Then it scooped up the wreckage. In addition, U.S. forces have resumed flight operations of the same model of helicopter despite vociferous protests from Okinawa Governor Keiichi Inamine and Yoichi Iha, major of Ginowan city, home to the Futenma facility.Oh come on you ungrateful Japs - it takes AGES to clean up depleted uranium. The stuff gets EVERYWHERE (wink wink). You wouldn't want to inhale radioactive gunk now would you? Let's take a moment to appreciate the archaeological treasures of Iran, before the three-headed beast known as BushBlairSharon obliterates them: Only a left-wing pansy would give a rat's ass about some mud ruins. Just think of the oceans of oil and natural gas lurking under these sites, awaiting liberation! Sweet, nourishing oil. Mmmmmmmmm... 2004 August 27, Friday Confession: I'm not a liberal. I don't believe in universal suffrage. Most people are just too dumb to vote! It's bad enough that they're having kids. We should turn a good chunk of the population into Soylent Green. Seventy per cent of Americans cannot name their senators or their congressman. Forty-nine per cent believe that the President has the power to suspend the Constitution. Only about thirty per cent name an issue when they explain why they voted the way they did, and only a fifth hold consistent opinions on issues over time. Rephrasing poll questions reveals that many people don’t understand the issues that they have just offered an opinion on.I think the situation is similar in most countries, not just the U.S. There's a 40% block of any given population that's almost as smart as a two week old lump of shite. Whenever I get hate mail (more accurately called ''crazy mail'' or ''stoopid mail'') I'm amazed by the sheer density of the writer. I recently wrote a spoof of the Annie Jacobsen Air Terror story. I received this gem following the crash of the Russian airliners:
It's always possible that there was an explosion from the 'airplain' lavatory - but twelve hours after receiving this nugget, not ONE story has appeared on google about a toilet bomb - so where did this guy get his information? From the space aliens of course! Take some advice my friend - make yourself a tinfoil beanie, as soon as possible! It'll stop the Zeta Reticulans from transmitting their messages into your brain... update: Saturday's Independent reports: Sources close to the investigation have said that it looks like the bomb on board the Sochi-bound plane was detonated in the toilet towards the jet's rear, close to where Ms Dzhebirkhanova had been seated. They say that explosives the size of a bar of soap would have been enough to cause the blasts.Firstly, I'm not going to apologise to P**** P*******. He missed my original point that Annie Jacobsen is a hysterical nut who was a greater threat to her flight than the innocent Syrian musicians (as though Bush's people would have let them go free if they had been planning an attack!) If you don't have a sense of humor, don't waste your irreplaceable time on this site - it'll only make you confused and angry. And yes, I AM going to make jokes about terrorism and our idiotic response to it. It's too bad if that violates the tender sensibilities of a few crybaby conservatives. So how did my mysterious correspondent have access to this information before the media? Clearly he is one of the terrorists. I'm going to forward his email address to the FBI and the Russian Intelligence agencies. I hope he likes being anally raped like the 16 year old kid in Abu Ghraib. *IF* this report is true, airline travel is going to get even uglier than it is already. Imagine the hysteria every time a Muslim passenger takes a dump - every Annie Jacobsen on board is going to cry like a baby until the bog door opens. Glass doors in 'airplain' lavatories can only be a matter of time. I can't wait. 2004 August 23, Monday Moonday again: A funny news item which won't see the light of day. Israeli weapons technology may end up in the hands of the Iranian government! Iran and South Africa have agreed to increase defense cooperation in a process that could result in the transfer of Israeli-origin technology to the Islamic republic.Our Israeli allies thought they were being clever in the 80s by sharing weapons technology with the Apartheid regime in South Africa. Guess they don't feel quite so smart now. Ka-Boom. 2004 August 22, Sunday I've been super busy, and very tired - so I haven't managed to post much. Here's an interesting snippet about the Iraqi soccer team at the Olympics from ESPN: the Iraqis overcame almost unimaginable challenges to reach here. When Uday Hussein was in charge of the country's Olympic program, the players faced routine torture for poor play. The continued fighting in Iraq forced the team to train and play its "home" games in other countries. Even now, one of Uday's former right-hand men heads up the national soccer program. And when the Olympics end, they will return to a war-ravaged country.Nice to see continuity of leadership in Iraq's sports body - a bit like their new so-called ''government'', staffed with former terrorists like Iyad Allawi. Little wonder that the Iraqi soccer players told Bush to piss off - Uday's ''right-hand man'' is still stinking up their lives. A nice piece of U.S. bashing from the UK's conservative Spectator magazine. I like American food (it's a lot better than Irish food - no offence to the motherland); nevertheless, 'tis a funny read: American Food Sucks The Cheesecake Factory is one of the most popular family food chains in the US — and for me the most grotesque example of American food. A single slice of cheesecake is as big as a brick and would more than suffice for a meal. An entire cheesecake could quite easily put a small child into hyperglycaemic shock. It must put a strain on family life, having to watch your nearest and dearest eating this gunk.Tell me why - I don't like Tories In the general election of 1964, Patrick Gordon Walker was confidently expected to win the inner Birmingham seat of Smethwick and, in the event of a national Labour victory, go on to be Harold Wilson's foreign secretary.Here's a behind the scenes photo from a recent Republican Party Rally. Can you see George? Can you see DICK??? 2004 August 14, Saturday Work leaves less time for posting these days. Nevertheless, here's some fun: If you only read one article about Iraq this week, read this roundup by Juan Cole. I hadn't heard anything about US warplanes bombing Kut on US television news on Thursday. It is useless, but I would like to point out that bombarding al-Sharqiyyah district because it has Mahdi Army fighters is inhumane and probably illegal. Civilians live there, and they will inevitably be hurt by the bombing. Unfortunately, there are no mechanisms for enforcing international law. Apparently, the American public will not even be told by their mass media that the US is behaving in this way.I hate to tell you this Juan, but a good 40% of them would jump for joy if they knew. 2004 August 11, Wednesday Via boingboing.net, another datapoint on the downward-pointing graph towards the Fourth Reich: New York security guards attempt to confiscate a dungeons and dragons book. It's not so much a march to Fascism, more of a relaxed stroll... (this after state troopers were posted in movie theaters screening Fahrenheit 911) This morning, they're doing bag searches again to get on the ferry. And the guy doing the searches pulls me aside and says, "Sir, I feel that I need to confiscate this book."I know what we should do - get all the nasty books into a big pile and BURN THEM ALL! That way we can be safe FOREVER! ![]() 2004 August 9, Monday Open wide. You know it's good for you: ![]() 2004 August 7, Saturday Very tired. Some interesting thingies finally: ![]() 2004 August 4, Wednesday Been very busy recently - hence few posts. These 4 are nifty: ![]() 2004 August 3, Tuesday Why won't the aliens come and eat the stupid people? BOB on Board Ninety minutes after taking off from Sydney Airport, a flight attendant on a United Airlines flight bound for Los Angeles found an airsickness bag - presumably unused - in a lavatory with the letters "BOB" written on it. old posts - about us - contact |