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2004 September 30, Thursday Here come the deformed babies... (American ones, I might add). If you want to avoid sleep for a week (or longer), try doing a google search for "deformed Iraqi babies". I won't post the links - it's something that you'll have to want to find yourself. The images are utterly horrendous - by far the most horrible things you will ever see. They hate us because we're free. Incompetent in Iraq, incompetent against Osama: Large FBI Translation Backlog Despite major increases in money and personnel, the FBI is still failing to translate many al-Qaida surveillance recordings in a timely manner and faces a giant backlog of untranslated material from terrorism and espionage investigations, a new Justice Department audit shows.Gee - couldn't possibly be because the Chimp has all the translators working on crap from Iraq, instead of the real threat to America - AL QAEDA? Surely not. Here's a hint for the FBI: spend less time turning America into a police state (reading people's library cards) or raiding homes where people play computer games, or harassing nice jewish boys for reading articles critical of Bush and Fox News, and spend more time doing your fucking jobs. Here's another helpful hint: hire the six arabic translators fired by the military for being GAY. War on Terror my arse. "Mission Accomplished", Eh Chimp? A Wall Street Journal Reporter's E-Mail to Friends I am house bound. I leave when I have a very good reason to and a scheduled interview. I avoid going to people's homes and never walk in the streets. I can't go grocery shopping any more, can't eat in restaurants, can't strike a conversation with strangers, can't look for stories, can't drive in any thing but a full armored car, can't go to scenes of breaking news stories, can't be stuck in traffic, can't speak English outside, can't take a road trip, can't say I'm an American, can't linger at checkpoints, can't be curious about what people are saying, doing, feeling. And can't and can't. There has been one too many close calls, including a car bomb so near our house that it blew out all the windows. So now my most pressing concern every day is not to write a kick-ass story but to stay alive and make sure our Iraqi employees stay alive...This story was circulated privately by the journalist in question. She has since confirmed its authenticity. It's a shame that the paper she works for doesn't print it. That might qualify as journalism. Can't have that, old chap. 2004 September 29, Wednesday An eventful week has kept me on hiatus - however - here's 4 good links: ![]() 2004 September 22, Wednesday The genius of Clay Bennett: ![]() 2004 September 21, Tuesday A couple of links from informationclearinghouse.info: Video, apparently shot by Iraqi rebels, showing the destruction of a US tank. (Real Player required). The video starts with the lads standing around what looks like an artillery shell, chanting "Allahu Akbar". Cut to a long shot of a road. Vehicles drive to and fro. Tank rolls by. The boys are singing "Allahu Akbar", more intensely. Bomb detonates. Tank explodes. Bits of tank fly far into the sky. The boys are very happy! An amazing analysis by Naomi Klein about the economic chaos in Iraq, and the role of the Bushies in creating it: Baghdad Year Zero It's a long article - maybe an hour's worth of reading. It's worth it - seeing the economic history of the last year laid bare is almost as shocking as the violence itself. Seriously, if you have the time, you should read it. 2004 September 20, Monday Terrorists have stooped to yet another low. In a recent outrage, they exploded a so-called "vacuum bomb". The bomb when detonated releases petrol vapor, which sucks the lungs out of anyone unfortunate enough to be nearby. In a particularly brutal attack, 363 men, women and children were butchered by the indiscriminate use of a vacuum bomb. The bomb was dropped by the Russian military. The victims were Chechen civilians. On February 4, 2000, Russian aircraft attacked the Chechen village of Katyr Yurt. They used "vacuum bombs," which release petrol vapor and suck people's lungs out, and are banned under the Geneva Convention. The Russians bombed a convoy of survivors under a white flag. They murdered 363 men, women and children. It was one of countless, little-known acts of terrorism in Chechnya perpetrated by the Russian state, whose leader, Vladimir Putin, has the "complete solidarity" of Tony Blair.What kind of man invades a school in Beslan and holds children hostage? Maybe the same kind of man who drops a vacuum bomb on Chechen villagers from a high altitude aircraft. Take a good long look at Putin's eyes the next time you see him on TV. Tell me if you can see a glimmer of humanity in there, because I can't. No wonder Bush likes the little bastard so much. I'm so glad the US media doesn't report stories like this. It just wouldn't do to make people doubt our alliance with Putin (the man Bush cheerfully calls "Pootie-Poot"). Vlad the Impaler would be closer the mark.
Laura Bush - another smirking, priveleged coward who can't face the consequences of hubby's little war. A Key Question from a Slain GI's Mother ...And now the other night she was in the crowd at the firehouse and Laura Bush started to talk about Iraq. "She said how high the morale was," Sue was saying on the phone yesterday. "Then she started to say what a wonderful job her husband was doing running the war. I was waiting for that."Prepare to have your genitals groped the next time you fly. Praise the Lord! I can't wait - finally - some action! WAKKA WAKKA Some passengers also will receive expanded pat-downs when screeners consider it warranted. Currently, they concentrate mostly on arms and legs. Now, they'll be able to pat other areas if they look suspicious. TSA spokeswoman Yolanda Clark would not elaborate, citing security.Is that a bomb in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me? Seriously though - this should keep us safe from all those Islamic cock-bombers. It's worth having your nutsack manhandled, as long as all us widdle boys and girls are all safey wafey in our liddle beddy weddies. Please take away all my wights and wiberties, as long as oo don't let the bad men harm us, mister pwesident. What's that, mister brain-dead airport security man? You want to look up my bum-hole in case there's a bomb up there? Of course I'll bend over, as long as it's in the best interests of the Homeland... This is just getting ridiculous. Someone needs to reboot the matrix. Maybe its' time to reinstall the universe's operating system. According to this, the FRENCH tricked the US into thinking the Iraqis HAD WMD in an attempt to STOP the war? Wuh-HUH?!???? ...France was responsible for some of the information later used by Britain and the United States to promote the case for war with Iraq.Does - not - compute - head - about - to - explode - MERDE! You almost feel sorry for these bozos. Michael Moore, it ain't 2004 September 19, Sunday The Bushies are as stupid as they are evil: ...differences erupted publicly this week between North Atlantic Treaty Organization allies Turkey and the US over attacks on Turkey's ethnic cousins, the Turkmens in northern Iraq.One million Turkmen in Iraq - just what the US needs - a new enemy. Not to mention pissing off Turkey. Wouldn't it be fun if they started funnelling guns and rockets to their Turkmen allies. One can only assume that someone in power has a death wish. 2004 September 18, Saturday Starting to get a few reactions to Friday's post (below). Only a couple negative, but I'm sure there'll be more as the Homelanders find it. I know I'm meant to shut up and support the troops, even as they drop bombs in civilian population centers. Sorry folks, but you're wasting your time emailing me. Here's a better idea: why don't you try emailing the families of all these dead and injured children in Fallujah? I'm sure they'll care about your justifications for the war almost as much as I do. Better still, if you believe in your precious war so much, get on a plane, fly to Iraq, and tell 'em in person. I'm sure they'll appreciate the gesture. Note to George: when Jesus said "Suffer the children" this isn't what he meant, you evil, vicious moron. 2004 September 17, Friday If you've already read this column, re-read it. I've added a very important new update section that I think you'll enjoy (if that's the correct word):
Of course, this young man is just one bad apple. The majority of republicans are peace loving, tolerant, compassionate souls. WHO AM I KIDDING? The time has come for the European Union to grow some balls and offer political asylum to those Americans who want to live in a civilised society. If Bush wins in November (which I hope he does) there will be a fantastic opportunity for the EU to admit a huge influx of sane-Americans: the best the country has to offer. Sane-Americans who won't have to live in fear of the Department of HomeReich Security, the FBI, CIA, DIA, DOD, ATF, DOS, NSC, DOJ, IRS, INS, TSA, FEMA, GOP, KKK, SSA, GWB, etc. etc. etc. Just how many acronyms are needed before the Mommies and Poppies and Little Timmies of Red State Middle-America feel safe, I wonder? As many acronyms as there are dead Iraqi children, I suspect. Decent Americans should be able to move to Europe and leave the Homeland to the farmers, the fascists, the militia nuts, the hicks, the tinfoil-hat-brigade, the in-breds, the shitty journalists, the trash, the torturers, the child killers, the rapture-me-up-Jesus-freaks, the yokels, the creepy ivy league blue-bloods, the screaming-head commentators, the warmongers, and the racists. Why pay ONE MORE CENT of tax that's only going to be sucked into a soulless and unaccountable military that finds it acceptable to drop missiles into Iraqi neighborhoods, and then to refer to the dead civilians as ''collateral damage''? It's not as though a change of administration is going to change anything. Who can forget Carter's support of the Shah and the Afghan Mujahedeen, or Clinton's welfare cutbacks, or NAFTA? Not to mention the destruction of the only pharmaceutical factory in the Sudan by one of his heroic cruise missiles. Did Bill apologise? HELL NO! - let's bomb the Balkans! I've received a surprising number of requests from U.S. readers asking about the possibility of moving to Ireland/Europe. I've never been more thankful to be an Irish citizen - I don't think I could sleep as easily without the knowledge that I can move home whenever I feel like it. I keep my passport under my pillow at night, along with my gun, my porn mags and my bottle of Vodka. It's funny - thirteen years ago I couldn't wait to leave soggy, smelly Ireland - I looked forward to life in America. What a young fool I was! Now I dream of getting out: to Ireland, France, Germany, Italy, Canada, Iran, Australia, wherever. The scales have fallen from my eyes. Time to learn French, Italian and German. As we say in Europe: Au Revoir; Ciao; Auf Wiedersehen; FUCK YOU. p.s. To any ''Patriots'' out there who want me to leave, kindly ask your monkey-man president to remove your shitty warplanes from Shannon Airport in Ireland. Then, and only then, will you have a right to open your fat ignorant mouths. Until that happy day, feel free to keep crushing beer cans into your empty foreheads. update: I received a lot of feedback to this post (99% good). There's always one ''patriot'' too stupid to resist pissing me off:
Robert Wagner (no not the actor) is an accountant in Indiana. Thanks to google, I was able to find out the phone number of his business. In an earlier, more noble age, it would have been pistols at dawn. I thought that for once, I had a golden opportunity to speak to a hate-mailer. I'm not one to hide behind a keyboard, so I called the phone number listed. BRING BRINGThe full headers on the email were quite a mess, but they originated from: bdsl.66.14.125.117.gte.net ([66.14.125.117] helo=Robert)which looks bad for Robert. Still, I'm reasonable, so I sent Robert a very nice email:
I even gave the guy my home phone number. It's been a while, but there's been no reply. Which brings me to my point about what constitutes a bigot. Robert seems to be a little confused about it. For me, a bigot is someone who thinks that just because someone has brown skin or a weird religion, they are basically a ''sand-nigger''. A subhuman. Most of these people know better than to admit it, but it's what they think. ''All the Arabs are the same'' - THAT's why 40% of the population has no problem with Bush attacking Iraq instead of Osama. ''They're all the same''. Bush could have attacked any country in the middle east, and the purple people would have cheered. I grew up against the background noise of Northern Ireland. The daily news showered us with vicious, spiteful Northern Protestants, and their inevitable counterparts, the murdering thugs of the IRA and INLA. The loathing, venom and hatred that pours from America towards liberals (never mind the people of the Middle East) puts the Northern conflict in the shade. If you run a site like this, you get used to threats. The more traffic it gets, the more threats you receive. I took an exhausting afternoon of my life to trawl a right-wing comment board to see the kinds of comments that right-wing Americans like Robert were saying. Here is a representative sample from a SINGLE COMMENT BOARD, over the space of TWO DAYS: "Bomb the shit out of them."These are the goodly folk that I talk about when I refer to "the fascists, the militia nuts, the hicks, the tinfoil-hat-brigade, the in-breds, the shitty journalists, the trash, the torturers, the child killers, the rapture-me-up-Jesus-freaks, the yokels, the creepy ivy league blue-bloods, the screaming-head commentators, the warmongers, and the racists." Civilised people don't have a problem with this concept Robert - that what you are doing is Imperialist at best, fascist at worst. Go to any conservative comment board and you'll see comments like these. They have even appeared on mainstream TV and radio shows. This mindset isn't limited to a minority of internet hard-men. I saw Lawrence Eagleburger on Fox News in the days following the murder of the Fallujah Mercenaries hinting that ''extreme measures'' were called for, clearly implying an acceptance of civilian casualties. The pig-faced aryan cow interviewing him was salivating at the prospect. See? It's FUN to kill children! An enormous swathe of this nation is diseased: emotionally, spiritually, intellectually. Many are little more than brainwashed meat-sacks, fodder for the Masters of Propaganda in the Whitehouse. The amazing thing is though - and this is truly amazing - is that the US military is having trouble because they have too few troops. There aren't enough VOLUNTEERS to fill the ranks! You'd think that some of the slathering brutes in the comment boards would join up to see some action... Like HELL they will - they're just a bunch of chickenshit cowards, happy to wave off the working classes to do their fighting for them. I have more respect for the German nazis of the 30s and 40s. At least they believed in their warped philosophy enough to actually fight for it. I'm a bigot? Fuck you Robert Wagner, and all the other Robert Wagners (except for the actor). You're not just too scared to fight, you're too scared to look at your own country with an ounce of honesty. You and your kind make me nauseous. You may not know the meaning of the word bigot, but you can see one any time: Look in the mirror. Incidentally, what really happened to Natalie Wood? (You know he gets that ALL THE TIME!!!) 2004 September 16, Thursday Read this: Our Savage Numbness 2004 September 15, Wednesday Four Funtastic Funnies: ![]() 2004 September 14, Tuesday An amazing litany from Iraq. Good thing we have more important things to worry about, such as the behaviour of Kerry and Bush during the Vietnam war. A very violent image of yet another war crime, courtesy of US air power. I can't even pick a quote, you need to read the whole piece: 'He's just sleeping, I kept telling myself' ''Those magnficent men in their flying machines - They go up-diddy-up-up...'' One man's resistance Early one morning this week, when the police have yet to set up too many checkpoints, Abu Mujahed will strap a mortar underneath a car, drive to a friend's in central Baghdad and bury the weapon in his garden. In the evening he will return with the rest of his group, sleep for a few hours and then take the weapon from its hiding place. He will calculate the range using the American military's own maps and satellite pictures - bought in a bazaar - and fire a few rounds at a military base or the US Embassy or at the Iraqi Prime Minister's office. Then Abu Mujahed will shower, change and, by 10am, be at his desk in one of the major ministries.Struggle for Stability COL. SAM GARDINER: ... Ray mentioned some of the numbers in terms of attacks per month. But if you look at, for example, the number of attacks per day, last October it was around 20.It's worse than you think It's not only that U.S. casualty figures keep climbing. American counterinsurgency experts are noticing some disturbing trends in those statistics. The Defense Department counted 87 attacks per day on U.S. forces in August—the worst monthly average since Bush's flight-suited visit to the USS Abraham Lincoln in May 2003. Preliminary analysis of the July and August numbers also suggests that U.S. troops are being attacked across a wider area of Iraq than ever before. And the number of gunshot casualties apparently took a huge jump in August. Until then, explosive devices and shrapnel were the primary cause of combat injuries, typical of a "phase two" insurgency, where sudden ambushes are the rule. (Phase one is the recruitment phase, with most actions confined to sabotage. That's how things started in Iraq.) Bullet wounds would mean the insurgents are standing and fighting—a step up to phase three.Bloody Sunday At least 7 car bombs shook the Iraqi capital of Baghdad, and guerrillas pounded the Green Zone and the area around it with at least 12 mortar strikes. Mortar shells were also launched at Abu Ghuraib prison and driver tried to get a truckbomb through its gates, but was killed by Marines. The US military and Iraqi National Guards fought a running battle in Haifa Street. The Baghdad fighting took some 37 lives.Mission Accomplished. 2004 September 13, Monday It's nice to get email from good christian folk like Matthew M. Miller:
Matthew needs to stop masturbating over Jack Chick cartoons. He's going to go blind (it says so in the Bible). I guess he missed Sunday school the week they were talking about ''turn the other cheek'', and ''forgive thine enemies''. 2004 September 11, Saturday Well, this being 911 again, can someone (preferably someone in the Bush administration) tell me why there isn't a single word about Usama Bin Laden being involved in the WTC attack on the FBI's own freaking website??? Usama Bin Laden is wanted in connection with the August 7, 1998, bombings of the United States Embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and Nairobi, Kenya. These attacks killed over 200 people. In addition, Bin Laden is a suspect in other terrorist attacks throughout the world.It's stuff like this that gives people like me strange ideas about what really happened three years ago... Enjoy these humble offerings! For the record, not all British conservatives are evil life-haters who deserve to roast in fires of eternal damnation. Boris Johnson is pretty cool, even when he's supporting Bush: There is something unsettling about a man who never touches alcohol, goes to bed at 9 p.m., holds Bible-study meetings every morning and who is unable to eat a pretzel without nearly dying. Then there is his command of English. At one point Bush was on the giant screen before us, explaining that his wife Laura believed children should be encouraged to read. ‘She wants America to be the most literate nation for every child,’ he said, the gears of his brain audibly crunching.Arnie Shmarnie: Arnie closed his remarks with an anecdote about a wounded soldier he met in Iraq. According to Schwarzenegger, this chap was in a very bad way, full of holes, leg gone, etc.The pain. The pain. 2004 September 10, Friday The way Cheney is talking, I've got my work cut out trying to out-do the real slogans: Click on the thumbnails for full size pics: ![]() 2004 September 8, Wednesday Vote Bush, or else we all die! Click on the thumbnails for full size pics: ![]() 2004 September 7, Tuesday Gary Brecher in great form: Shi'ite! Holy Shi’ite! At the moment, Sadr and the Mahdi-ettes are withdrawing, and Bush's PR guys are claiming Sadr's going into politics to play nice. You have to wonder if they really believe that. I hope not; I hope they're not really that dumb. 2004 September 6, Monday 4 more beautiful Election posters for Bush! Click on the thumbnails for full size pics: ![]() 2004 September 5, Sunday An amazing example of the objectivity of MSNBC: Heads we win, tails you're screwed... 2004 September 4, Saturday Enjoy these humble offerings! ![]() Hysterical account of the Republican convention in New York by a British journalist: The most animated ones are wearing fogeyish clothes: bow-ties and blazers. I approach the most handsome and ask him why he is a Republican. "Uh, because I believe in freedom. I like Bush. He's strong." These three sentences take him several minutes. I ask around; he's typical. I ask them what books have influenced their political thought. They look at me as though I am insane...The RepubliKKKans have a great sense of humor too! There is an obese man on stage asking: "Why do we need other countries? We have Las Vegas. Just go there and you'll find the Paris, the Casablanca, the Berlin ..." I have never been to a comedy show before where punchlines were greeted with choruses of "Amen". The Republicans particularly love any gag about killing Muslims and/or left-wingers. A comedian called Jeff Wayne says: "There's a huge bounty on Osama's head - it's like, $25m - so I shot 10 guys who look like him. Unfortunately, I was in a 7/11 in Minnesota." The audience cheered. "Shall I go on with the Muslim-bashing?" the comic asked. "More! More!" they cried, but he shifted the subject. "You know those tree-sitters? The hippies who sit in trees so they can't be cut down? Well, in my town a woman fell 150ft to her death last week doing that. Good. Now we can chop the tree down. I suggest we make a casket for that dumb bitch."Oh yeah. Savour all that compassionate conservatism... 2004 September 3, Friday This says it all, I think:
That was a beautifully written critique from a true ''partriot''. I didn't know they had partriots in Nebraska. Funny how some Americans have no problem violating Ireland's constitutional neutrality by using our airports as military bases, yet expect us to have no say in how they run the world. Get your stinking planes out of my country Brandon, and then you might have a right to tell me to shut up. BTW, nice line about ''drink for the rest of your lonley pathitic life.'' Either you've had a few jars yourself, or you're as dim-witted as you are racist. Ward Sutton went to the Republican ![]() Poor Ward. I hope he picked up one of the complimentary sick bags. Found this astonishing info through Juan Cole: According to this source, over 1100 US troops have been wounded in August alone. This is the real figure that scares the Pentagon, not the fatality numbers. This should be leading the news, not the nonsensical Republican convention, or the bleating over John Kerry's purple heart. ...the wearing of bullet-proof vests means that many of these would have been deaths in earlier combats such as Vietnam. The vests have reduced deaths but greatly increased total incapacitation wounds such as brain injuries and limb loss. (Note that Pentagon has been trying to "spin" the number of wounded by only reporting "hostile" wounded since 1 April 2004).It's hard to see this going on much longer without some form of draft. 2004 September 2, Thursday I know this will come as a shock to many, but idleworm has decided to endorse Bush for re-election. We'll be in a bit of trouble if a less doltish boob gets into the whitehouse. To help with the campaign, we have produced 4 stunningly beautiful Bush election posters. Click on the thumbnails for full size pics: ![]() 2004 September 1, Wednesday If one story sums up the epic stupidity and viciousness of the Bush administration, it is the tale of Dr. Thomas Butler: When Dr Thomas Butler noticed vials of plague bacteria were missing from his Texas university lab, he did the right thing and informed the FBI - only to find himself the prime suspect in a bio-terrorism investigation. Now he's in jailPutting aside the minor issue of justice, what do you think the next scientist is going to do when they misplace some vials of deadly germs? Tell the government? We always knew that the Bush gang was evil, but few of us could have imagined that they were so thoroughly incompetent as well. "Rather than demonstrating the importance of strict care in the handling of research materials," wrote the Nobel prizewinners, "the determination to convict Dr Butler and put him in jail sends a strong message to the scientific community. It says: this 62-year-old man, who voluntarily reported missing material and cooperated with federal investigators, is now being repaid with a ruined career and a personal cost from which he and his family will never recover." It also says that the next time a scientist misplaces 30 vials of a dangerous pathogen, they're hardly likely to call the FBI.If I saw a suspicious package on the street, I'd have to think long and hard before reporting it. Richard Jewell was lynched by the U.S. media, falsely accused of the Atlanta Olympics bombing. The guy was an ''asshole'' - that was enough to convict him. Today's America has an Aztec-like ''kill the messenger'' approach when dealing with terrorism. Not very clever at all at all. Bush slogans, from Michael Moore "Mr. Kerry's biggest supporter, Sen. Max Cleland, claims to have lost two legs and an arm in Vietnam. But he still has one arm! How did that happen? One word: Cowardice. When duty called, he was unwilling to give his last limb. Is that the type of selfishness you want hanging out in the White House? We think not. Vote for the man who would be willing to give America his right frontal lobe. Vote Bush."fun fun fun: ![]() old posts - about us - contact |