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2004 October 31, Sunday Priceless: Bullies Ascendent President Bush's visit last week to Jacksonville, Ore., a tiny mountain town of fewer than 3,000 souls, was heralded by the usual black helicopters bristling with guns. When peaceful protesters lined the main street hoping the President might glance at their signs from his bulletproof limo, they were shot at with paintball guns firing pepper spray.Start polishing your jackboots and dusting off the armbands! Soon, we will round up the untermenschen! 2004 October 29, Friday MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK! The Wehrmacht Oath of Loyalty to Adolf Hitler - 2 August 1934 The Bush Loyalty Oath - 200410 minutes after posting the above, I find that great minds think alike. Wow - read these shocking comments from cowardly British soldiers: "I'm nervous and angry," said Pte Manny Lynch, 19, from Fife, as he was about to board a Hercules C-130 transport aircraft. "I was supposed to be going home last Monday and I only found out that I was being deployed four days before ... Finding out just days before I was due to go home is hard to take."Why won't they just shut up and fulfil their duty to President Bush? Don't they know how much it's costing me to fill my tank? My power bill last month was ENORMOUS! The gas must flow... Whoopee! Here's the next president! He’s going to be a Skull-and-Bones man from Yale, the scion of a wealthy New England family. He supported the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, the USA PATRIOT Act and the No Child Left Behind Act, while opposing the right of gays and lesbians to be married. And he completely supports the Israeli government’s war against the Palestinian people.The next time some bleeding heart conservative asks whether the Iraqi people would be better off under Saddam, the answer (amazingly), is YES: The first scientific study of the human cost of the Iraq war suggests that at least 100,000 Iraqis have lost their lives since their country was invaded in March 2003.I expect this report to be ''discredited'' very quickly, if you know what I mean... Dudes, we're like, running out of stuff... Within 30 years, world living standards could start falling, Meadows predicts. "We are living on borrowed time." The rising expense of protecting the rising population from starvation, pollution, soil erosion, and shortages of nonrenewable resources will cut into the capital available for boosting industrial output...Meanwhile, the Department of Homereich Security keeps us safe from illegal Rubik's Cubes: The next day, two men arrived at the store and showed Cox their badges. The lead agent asked Cox whether she carried a toy called the Magic Cube. She said yes. The Magic Cube, he said, was an illegal copy of the Rubik's Cube, one of the most popular toys of all time. He told her to remove the Magic Cube from her shelves, and he watched to make sure she complied.The Department of Homereich security can't even get their act right on Rubik's Cubes. We are so completely and totally screwed. 2004 October 27, Wednesday Idleworm.com endorses Bush for the Presidency! You think I'm CrayYZeEee!!! I'm not - we're totally screwed if Kerry wins. For the sake of the world, for the sake of our children, Bush MUST win the election. READ MORE HERE!!! 2004 October 22, Friday Bang Bang. You're Dead. Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee. Are conservatives CrAyZeE? 2004 October 21, Thursday Hey - apparently Jenna and Barbara Bush are joining the military to show an example of service to the nation's youth! Oh wait. No they're not. True to their family tradition of personal sacrifice, Jenna and Barbara Bush are the first to sign up for Spring Break Fallujah 2005. "Isn't that an MTV thing?" asked party girl Jenna, "because I'm totally there." How cute! It's armed conflict in the Middle East, spring break style. And the twins will have plenty of company - all guys and girls from the age of 18-34, and medical personnel up to the age of 44! Awesome!Libertarians try to get a drivers license! The next hoop to jump through was the Revenue Office, which refused to issue the little piece of plastic because--you guessed it--he didn't have a birth certificate. A friend of ours said if we took the proof we had south a few miles to a smaller town, they had a Revenue Office that would accept his alternative (an entry in the family bible that has been notarized). Duh? While in this office, the woman working there was very belligerent, which of course is the typical attitude of the exalted ones who work to make us jump through their little hoops, and in the time he was there, said at least 10 times, "You are going to have to sign up for the draft."Are you a doctor or a nurse or a health-care professional? Have you given years of your life to alleviating the pain of others? If so, the Preznit has a plan for you! YOU'S GOIN' TO EYE-RAQ, SHIT FOR BRAINS! The Selective Service has been updating its contingency plans for a draft of doctors, nurses and other health care workers in case of a national emergency that overwhelmed the military's medical corps.Good to see all those years of study and hard work rewarded by complusory military service. That'll teach them. 2004 October 19, Tuesday w4prez is a hysterical spoof pro-Bush site. Check out the hate mail (from humorless lefties - shame on them) who don't get it. Even funnier is the exchange with a Bush-lover from Waco, Texas. Oh dearie me. Time to put vitamins in the water supply. A few days ago I posted a link to a video comparing Bush today to Bush 10 years ago - the man seems to be senile/alcoholic/both. One of the evil America-hating pinkos at The Observer agrees - having watched the same clip. ...the momentous decision awaiting Americans is ... whether they re-elect a man who, it is now clear, has become palpably unstable.Heh. Following that with this is wicked: "Our all-volunteer army will remain an all-volunteer army," Bush began, to cheers from supporters here in Florida...Imagine the fuss if Kerry had said that! I have a terrible and shameful secret to confess - I want Bush to be re-elected. The world is fucked, no matter who wins. They're both Likudnik Skull and Bones puppets. I'd rather have four mour years watching Dubya's inexorable decline into paranoid dementia! Kunstler again: Why didn't you ask? You have to feel sorry for the man who ends up in the Oval Office the next four years. He'll preside over the singular event of the global oil production peak and all the turbulent emanations from it, including the de-stabilization of most of the complex systems that the industrial world depends on: agriculture, finance, trade, transportation, and electric power generation. Oh yes, and peace between nations, which is more a condition than a system.You'd think that U.S. conservatives would show more gratitude to their British allies. (Britain being the only meaningful contributor to the ''coalition of the willing''). Nope. The Guardian organised an email campaign in which British citizens emailed voters in America to ask them to vote (presumably for Kerry) in the upcoming election. What lovely replies they received! Have you not noticed that Americans don't give two shits what Europeans think of us? Each email someone gets from some arrogant Brit telling us why to NOT vote for George Bush is going to backfire, you stupid, yellow-toothed pansies ... I don't give a rat's ass if our election is going to have an effect on your worthless little life. I really don't. If you want to have a meaningful election in your crappy little island full of shitty food and yellow teeth, then maybe you should try not to sell your sovereignty out to Brussels and Berlin, dipshit. Oh, yeah - and brush your goddamned teeth, you filthy animals.Conservatives are constantly whining about the "hatred" of the lefties. Yup. They should know. Consider this: stay out of American electoral politics. Unless you would like a company of US Navy Seals - Republican to a man - to descend upon the offices of the Guardian, bag the lot of you, and transport you to Guantanamo Bay, where you can share quarters with some lonely Taliban shepherd boys.There speaks a member of the 101st fighting keyboard brigage... KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' LIMEY HANDS OFF OUR ELECTION. HEY, SHITHEADS, REMEMBER THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR? REMEMBER THE WAR OF 1812? WE DIDN'T WANT YOU, OR YOUR POLITICS HERE, THAT'S WHY WE KICKED YOUR ASSES OUT. FOR THE 47% OF YOU WHO DON'T WANT PRESIDENT BUSH, I SAY THIS ... TOUGH SHIT!To date, 68 British soldiers have died in Iraq while these pigs grow fat behind their keyboards. One would be too many. Real Americans aren't interested in your pansy-ass, tea-sipping opinions. If you want to save the world, begin with your own worthless corner of it.That's some special relationship - I feel all warm and fuzzy, what with all that trans-Atlantic love! I don't hear too many of the right wing nutjobs complaining about Putin endorsing Bush for reelection... Funny that. 2004 October 17, Sunday Laugh, damm you! LAUGH!!! ![]() 2004 October 16, Saturday OK. So you want ONE STORY that gives the lie to the "humanitarian liberation" excuse for the war in Iraq? This is it: Why is war-torn Iraq giving $190,000 to Toys R Us? Since Saddam was toppled in April, Iraq has paid out $1.8bn in reparations to the United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC), the Geneva-based quasi tribunal that assesses claims and disburses awards. Of those payments, $37m have gone to Britain and $32.8m have gone to the United States. That's right: in the past 18 months, Iraq's occupiers have collected $69.8m in reparation payments from the desperate people they have been occupying. But it gets worse: the vast majority of those payments, 78%, have gone to multinational corporations, according to statistics on the UNCC website.One must now decide whether to laugh or vomit: Here is a small sample of who has been getting "reparation" awards from Iraq: Halliburton ($18m), Bechtel ($7m), Mobil ($2.3m), Shell ($1.6m), Nestlé ($2.6m), Pepsi ($3.8m), Philip Morris ($1.3m), Sheraton ($11m), Kentucky Fried Chicken ($321,000) and Toys R Us ($189,449). In the vast majority of cases, these corporations did not claim that Saddam's forces damaged their property in Kuwait - only that they "lost profits" or, in the case of American Express, experienced a "decline in business" because of the invasion and occupation of Kuwait. One of the biggest winners has been Texaco, which was awarded $505m in 1999. According to a UNCC spokesperson, only 12% of that reparation award has been paid, which means hundreds of millions more will have to come out of the coffers of post-Saddam Iraq.It might be a good idea to do a little reading on the characteristics of Fascism.
2004 October 15, Friday Mutiny in Iraq. 17 army reservists refused to undertake a "suicide mission", and are now under arrest. Sissies - don't they know that it's costing me over $30 to fill my car? Doesn't that mean ANYTHING to these goons? Maybe next time the staff officers should hand out some really cool kamikaze bandana-thingies. It's great that these soldiers refused to die for oil; the next stage will be soldiers refusing to kill innocent Iraqi civilians... discussion here Now on to the real reason why soldiers are in Iraq: On Wednesday evening I skipped the Presidential "debates" and went to a free (woohoo!) public lecture in Caltech's Beckmann Auditorium, in lovely Pasadena. It was given by David Goodstein, author of "Out of Gas: The End of the Age of Oil". Goodstein was fantastic - he managed to give an entertaining lecture about a very depressing subject. The bottom-line: WE ARE (probably) F*CKED: Goodstein writes that the worldwide peak will almost surely be highly disruptive, if not catastrophic, considering the difficult American experience of the early 1970s, when U.S. production met its own peak. Since then, U.S. production has been on a downslope that will continue until the tap runs dry.I didn't take notes (unlike the guy next to me), but the basic numbers are depressing. Hydrogen to replace oil? You get hydrogen through a process that requires the use of gasoline, making it less efficient, not more. Fusion Energy and Shale Oil? They are the energy source of the future, and always will be. Nuclear Fisson? We'd need tens of thousands of nuclear power plants, only to run out of Uranium after 20 years. Solar? We'd need to cover 200,000 square miles of the U.S. with solar panels - we can barely cover 10 square miles with what we've got. Most of the proposed alternatives are termed "political energy sources" - used by cynical politicians (on both sides) to lull the people into a false sense of security. On the false hope of Hydrogen: In the best-case scenario, he writes, we can squeak through a bumpy transition to a natural-gas economy while nuclear power plants are built to get us past the oil crisis. In the worst case, ''runaway inflation and worldwide depression leave many billions of people with no alternative but to burn coal in vast quantities for warmth, cooking and primitive industry.''Goodstein made a prediction at the end of the lecture which sent us all off on a happy note: "Civilization as we know it will come to an end sometime in this century"Lost in the fuss over Fahrenheit 911 is the documentary The End of Suburbia. The movie features a busload of talking heads, discussing the consequences (for America) of the end of cheap oil. The movie focuses on the chaos that will result in Suburbia - an enviroment specifically dependent on cheap oil. You can't walk to the grocer's store if you live in a suburb. Hell, there IS NO GROCER'S STORE - there's a WALMART ten freaking miles away. The people worst hit by the coming crisis are middle class americans who live in "MacMansions" - for them, life will soon turn to crap, permanently. All the Bushes and Cheneys and Wars For Oil aren't going to save them from the coming shitstorm. Here's a list of upcoming screenings of "End of Suburbia". I see it's playing in Dublin, Ireland over the 14, 15 and 16th! Go see it, my fellow bogtrotters! You won't be sorry. OK, you WILL be sorry. We live in Very Interesting Times... 2004 October 13, Wednesday Hersh spills the secrets of the Iraq quagmire and the war on terror The Iraq war is not winnable, a secret U.S. military unit has been "disappearing" people since December 2001, and America has no idea how irreparably its torture of Iraqis at Abu Ghraib prison has damaged its image in the Middle East. These were just a few of the grim pronouncements made by Pulitzer Prize–winning investigative reporter Seymour "Sy" Hersh... 2004 October 12, Tuesday A while ago I received a (polite) email from a Bush supporter, asking me whether I was being serious when I referred to him as a "Fascist". Well, I am. Stories like this leave little doubt. Some gay kid gets the third degree from the Secret Service for having a "King George - off with his head" bumper sticker on his car. This stuff doesn't happen in normal countries, people. "They asked me, 'Are you a part of an equal rights organization or blah or blah or any group opposed to the President?"Jesus FUCKING CHRIST on a PROVERBIAL CRUTCH. Asking "Are you a terrorist?" as if a terrorist of assassin is going to admit to it! Surely the Congressional Medal of Honor is a formality, for such heroic services to the Hooray! some pinko linkos: 2004 October 11, Monday This will astonish you - it did me. A video showing the decline in Bush's speaking skills over the last 10 years. Bush in 1994 kicked ass! The guy spoke quickly and coherently, rattling off policies and statistics better than Clinton, Gore or Kerry! Follow the link and download the video - it's about 4 megs (it should take 10 to 15 minutes on dial-up). It's unusual to hear a politician speaking so quickly! The case being made is that Bush is suffering from pre-senile dementia (although a relapse into alcoholism is also a possibility). 2004 October 7, Thursday Interesting links: ![]() 2004 October 5, Tuesday Mister Cranky reviews movies. He's a very funny, very angry man, and he doesn't like Hollywood at all at all. He has taken a break from the magic of cinema to bring us a review of The First Presidential Debate. GO CRANKY GO!!! 2004 October 4, Monday Ever wonder how Bush got such a boost from the Convention in New York? By scaring the shit out of Mommies and Poppies and little Timmies and Suzies all across Amurca, that's how. Courtesy of Brennan Houlihan (uh-oh...another crazy Irishman) comes this amazing Quicktime video which condenses the convention into 2 and a half minutes. How Brennan managed to edit this thing without vomiting is a mystery. The file is about 5 megs - even if you're stuck with dial-up, you should try to see it. Start downloading, have some dinner, watch the simpsons, and you should be done. 2004 October 3, Sunday People should lighten up on Bush - he did awful well in the debates for a man full of cocaine and alcohol. Why else was he sucking his lips all night? He's got one week to detox and get in shape, then it's watch out flip-flopper! Interesting: LET ME FINISH! - the earpiece theory... ![]() 2004 October 1, Friday So those evil bastards in the Iraqi resistance killed 34 children in a car bomb. If they keep screwing up like this, they'll almost be as bad as The US military. Yup. They never kill children by mistake. I think the important thing to remember is that the children who get their heads pulped by our bombs are dying in the cause of freedom, whereas the kids who get killed by their bombs are being slaughtered by evil evil-doers of evil. I'm sure you'll all join me in praying for the success of Tony Blair's upcoming heart surgery. No operation is really minor. I'm sure all the families of dead soldiers, and the next of kin of the tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians butchered and maimed in a futile crusade for non-existant weapons of mass destruction will join me in hoping that Blair will be back on his knees in no time. old posts - about us - contact |