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2005 January 30, Sunday

Four funny Ward Sutton cartoons, sure to raise the ire of every six fingered in-bred Bush supporter on the planet.

   

Here's another great post by Kunstler on the coming meltdown of suburbia...
I see a living arrangement that is not going to survive even the first decade of the 21st century. I see a people so psychotically in thrall to easy motoring that they have zero chance of carrying on without it. I see an armature for daily life that will become dangerously useless, stranding and isolating hundreds of thousands of people who thought they were merely insulating themselves from trouble. That trouble will find them anyway, in the form of a growing class of desperate economic losers who will move through the suburban interstices in numbers that no law will be able to control.

2005 January 29, Saturday

Here's some deeply moving hate-mail from one of Dubya's ''compassionate'' conservatives, otherwise known as neo-Fascists:

Subject: (no subject)
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:37:02 EST
From: <Hobojoe101089@aol.com>

asshole u need to deal with bush for four more years u liberal nigger

asshole u need to spel and learn how to punctuate ur sentences

See how easy it is to be a right wing nut? You don't need a brain, just an AOL account and a friend to set it up for you! God bless Amurka, and God bless Bush, and God bless all the knuckle dragging sacks of shit like <Hobojoe101089@aol.com> who want to drag us back to the dark ages.


2005 January 26, Wednesday

The only good news comes from outer space.

   


2005 January 20, Thursday

Enjoy (if that's the word...)

   


2005 January 19, Wednesday

BREAKING NEWS! Evidence of WMD has finally been revealed in Iraq. Um...there's just one problem. They were used by the Amerikan military against Fallujah:
“The soldiers are doing strange things in Fallujah,” said one of my contacts in Fallujah who just returned. He was in his city checking on his home and just returned to Baghdad this evening...

...He told me he has watched the military use bulldozers to push the soil into piles and load it onto trucks to carry away. This was done in the Julan and Jimouriya quarters of the city, which is of course where the heaviest fighting occurred during the siege, as this was where resistance was the fiercest.

“At least two kilometers of soil were removed,” he explained, “Exactly as they did at Baghdad Airport after the heavy battles there during the invasion and the Americans used their special weapons.”

He explained that in certain areas where the military used “special munitions” 200 square meters of soil was being removed from each blast site...

...“They went around to every house and have shot the water tanks,” he continued, “As if they are trying to hide the evidence of chemical weapons in the water, but they only did this in some areas, such as Julan and in the souk (market) there as well.”
The hypocrisy of the Amerikan fascists is so blatant, it's almost funny.

Here come the Souper-Heroes. Some things don't seem to change - the capacity for christian evangelicals to act like the scum of the earth is one of them.
During the Great Irish Potato Famine in the mid-1800's, anti-Catholic zealots would occasionally bring large kettles of soup to Irish villages. The soup was free, but there was a catch. Before a starving Irishman could have even a sip of the soup, he would first have to renounce his Catholic faith. So strong was the Catholic faith in Ireland at the time that many starved to death rather than selling their souls. However, a few did drink the soup. They became known as "soupers" -- a derisive label that would stick to their families for generations.
I can vouch for this - when I was in my teens, my father (a progressive, not very catholic man) described a local family we knew as ''soupers''. They had turned protestant during the famine in order to be fed. As late as the 1990s, the family had not yet been forgiven for the moral failure of their great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents.

In our more enlightened age, protestant evangelicals are offering aid to tsunami survivors on the condition that they convert to christianity. If there really was a God, he'd teleport me to the spot with a Kalashnikov, allowing me to riddle these pestilential christians with bullets until they were a bloody pureed mush, at which point the survivors could dance in the giblets.
Rage and fury has gripped this tsunami-hit tiny Hindu village in India's southern Tamil Nadu after a group of Christian missionaries allegedly refused them aid for not agreeing to follow their religion...

...Jubilant at seeing the relief trucks loaded with food, clothes and the much-needed medicines the villagers, many of who have not had a square meal in days, were shocked when the nuns asked them to convert before distributing biscuits and water.

Heated arguments broke out as the locals forcibly tried to stop the relief trucks from leaving. The missionaries, who rushed into their cars on seeing television reporters and the cameras refusing to comment on the incident and managed to leave the village.

Disappointed and shocked into disbelief the hapless villagers still await aid.

"Many NGOs (volunteer groups) are extending help to us but there in our village the NGO, which was till now helping us is now asking us to follow the Christian religion. We are staunch followers of Hindu religion and refused their request. And after that these people with their aid materials are leaving the village without distributing that to us," Rajni Kumar, a villager said.
FYI, I'll soon be starting my own religion: the Church of Dermopia. Dermopians will only follow one Commandment: "THOU SHALT NOT ACT LIKE A TOTAL FUCKING CUNT." We will also punish transgressors by pushing them into active volcanoes (whether they're Dermopians or not).

We can start with one of my neighbours - a knucklehead who thinks it's fine to rev his goddam motor-bike until the walls of my house shake. He'd better be able to walk on Magma, oh yes sirree. We can toss in his Porcine girlfriend while we're at it. HeeHeeHeeHeehEE!

I can't wait for our first celebration of ''Volcano Day'' - we're going to have to find a really big volcano - there's an awful lot of TFCs to push in. Oh yeah, I'm the Messiah and you have to do what I say and give me all your money, or else you're all going to hell. God says so.


2005 January 18, Tuesday

It's a great time to be a space nut - it seems these days the only good news is coming from off-world. On Friday the 21st, there's going to be a major ESA press conference with lots of new data from Huygens. They've been analyisng and processing, and hopefully taking the artifacts out of the raw images in the photos. It's at 11am CET - If I know my timezones, that's 10am GMT, or 2am PST (for all us Hollywood Pinko Jew Leftie hippy commies), or 5am on the East of the US. All you puny carbon based lifeforms should make an effort to see it.

New photos showing British soldiers torturing Iraqis. Lurvely. Again, the same peurile obsession with making naked men simulate sex - more evidence for the Muslim world that us Westerners are little more than glorified sado-masochists. These pics should be good for recruiting another 50 or 60,000 jihadis.

I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down...

It gets worse! Goodbye sunshine
Records show that over the past 50 years the average amount of sunlight reaching the ground has gone down by almost 3% a decade. It's too small an effect to see with the naked eye, but it has implications for everything from climate change to solar power and even the future sustainability of plant photosynthesis.
Hits nail on head. Swastikas, Hypocrisy and Prince Harry
Am I offended by Prince Harry wearing a swastika at a fancy dress party? Not one bit. I'm offended by the fact we're living in an increasingly fascist world--and that barely anyone notices. I'm offended by the people who ARE fascists--not those who dress up as them. That's the real outrage--offence at the image, not the reality...

...The very act of being offended by Prince Harry's antics--while being oblivious to REAL fascism--is an admission of moral bankruptcy and total ignorance of the highest order.

And that's the danger--a completely twisted and inverted sense of right and wrong, warped by decades of state-worship and mind control (read public education).

But it gets worse. Even supposed freedom-lovers are losing the plot and falling under the fascist spell. It's as if there is a latent human yearning, a fascist gene, for the type of world such a political arrangement can achieve. So much so, that previously sound-minded individuals lose control of their faculties, leap into jackboots and start goose stepping!

2005 January 17, Monday

Oh No. Of all the horrible things I've ever seen, this is by far the worst. Bill Gates trying to be sexy in 1983. (Found the link on OnePointZero)

Via Nasawatch, here's an amazing 'amateur' touch-up of Titan's landscape. Really spectacular. I wish ESA would hurry up and release some higher-res images. Images like this...

Of course 50% of Amerikans love Bush. They're stupid, intolerant, badly educated religious fanatics. Public Doubts Darwin, Evolution, Poll Finds
"Public acceptance of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution is well below the 50% mark, a fact of considerable concern to many scientists," Frank Newport, editor-in-chief of The Gallup Poll, observed today. He noted that given three alternatives, only 35% say that evolution is well-supported by evidence. The same number say evolution is one of many theories and not well supported by evidence. Another 29% say they don't know enough about it to say.

Almost half of Americans (45%) believe that human beings "were created by God essentially as they are today (that is, without evolving) about 10,000 years ago," acccording to Gallup's poll.
Let's not forget that the other 50% are decent, intelligent humans just like the rest of us. Too bad we can't separate the wheat from the chaff. If only Jesus would come back and suck up all his lunatic followers, maybe we'd have some peace and quiet around here.

Hey, since we're in Iraq turning the place to rubble, maybe we should smash up some of their precious archaeology too? Don't be surprised. When your idea of liberation consists of blowing the limbs off civilians, trashing a few rag-head ruins is no big deal.
US-led troops using the ancient Iraqi city of Babylon as a base have damaged and contaminated artifacts dating back thousands of years in one of the most important archeological sites in the world, the British Museum said yesterday.

Military vehicles crushed a 2,600-year-old brick pavement, for example, and archeological fragments, including broken bricks stamped by King Nebuchadnezzar II around the same time, were scattered across the site, a museum report said.

The dragons at the Ishtar Gate were marred by cracks and gaps where someone tried to remove their decorative bricks, the paper said.

John Curtis, keeper of the British Museum's Near East department, who was invited by Iraqis to study the site, also found that large quantities of sand mixed with archeological fragments have been taken from the site to fill military sandbags.

''This is tantamount to establishing a military camp around the Great Pyramid in Egypt or around Stonehenge in Britain," Curtis said in the report.
Support the Troops - unless they're queer. I'd rather die than have my life saved by some fag discovering a terrorist plot to blow us up. Praise Jesus.
The number of Arabic linguists discharged from the military for violating its "don't ask, don't tell" policy is higher than previously reported, according to records obtained by a research group.

The group contends the records show that the military — at a time when it and U.S. intelligence agencies don't have enough Arabic speakers — is putting its anti-gay stance ahead of national security.

Between 1998 and 2004, the military discharged 20 Arabic and six Farsi speakers, according to Department of Defense data
Ah, schadenfreude: Powell gives bleak assessment of Iraq security problems
According to Chas Freeman, former US ambassador to Saudi Arabia and head of the independent Middle East Policy Council, Mr Bush recently asked Mr Powell for his view on the progress of the war. "We're losing," Mr Powell was quoted as saying. Mr Freeman said Mr Bush then asked the secretary of state to leave.
Mike Whitney: Bush's Grand Plan: Incite Civil War

I'll harp on and on about the similarities of the Bush-babies to the Brownshirts, because it's, well, the truth. Before the Iraq war, Paul Craig Roberts' articles used to be read on-air by Rush Limbaugh and G. Gordon Liddy. These days, Paul is starting to get scared of his fellow ''conservatives''... Here are two excellent and scary articles by him.

The Brownshirting of America
Bush's supporters demand lock-step consensus that Bush is right. They regard truthful reports that Saddam Hussein had no weapons of mass destruction and was not involved in the September 11 attack on the US--truths now firmly established by the Bush administration's own reports--as treasonous America-bashing.

As well, Bovard is interpreted as throwing cold water on the feel-good, macho, Muslim butt-kicking that Bush's invasion of Iraq has come to symbolize for his supporters. "People like you and Michael Moore," one irate reader wrote, "is (sic) what brings down our country."

I have received similar responses from conservatives, as, no doubt, have a number of other writers who object to a domestic police state at war with the world.

In language reeking with hatred, Heritage Foundtion TownHall readers impolitely informed me that opposing the invasion of Iraq is identical to opposing America, that Bush is the greatest American leader in history and everyone who disagrees with him should be shot before they cause America to lose another war. TownHall's readers were sufficiently frightening to convince the Heritage Foundation to stop posting my columns.

Bush's conservative supporters want no debate. They want no facts, no analysis. They want to denounce and to demonize the enemies that the Hannitys, Limbaughs, and Savages of talk radio assure them are everywhere at work destroying their great and noble country.
What became of conservatives?
In the ranks of the new conservatives, however, I see and experience much hate. It comes to me in violently worded, ignorant, and irrational e-mails from self-professed conservatives who literally worship George Bush. Even Christians have fallen into idolatry. There appears to be a large number of Americans who are prepared to kill anyone for George Bush.

The Iraqi War is serving as a great catharsis for multiple conservative frustrations: job loss, drugs, crime, homosexuals, pornography, female promiscuity, abortion, restrictions on prayer in public places, Darwinism, and attacks on religion. Liberals are the cause. Liberals are against America. Anyone against the war is against America and is a liberal. "You are with us or against us."

This is the mindset of delusion, and delusion permits of no facts or analysis. Blind emotion rules. Americans are right and everyone else is wrong. End of the debate.

That, gentle reader, is the full extent of talk radio, Fox News, the Wall Street Journal editorial page, National Review, the Weekly Standard, and, indeed, of the entire concentrated corporate media, where non-controversy in the interest of advertising revenue rules...

...American liberals called the Brownshirts "conservative," because the Brownshirts were obviously not liberal. They were ignorant, violent, delusional, and they worshipped a man of no known distinction. Brownshirts' delusions were protected by an emotional force field. Adulation of power and force prevented Brownshirts from recognizing the implications for their country of their reckless doctrines....

Like Brownshirts, the new conservatives take personally any criticism of their leader and his policies. To be a critic is to be an enemy.
I went overnight from being an object of conservative adulation to one of derision when I wrote that the U.S. invasion of Iraq was a "strategic blunder."

2005 January 15, Saturday

Following on from yesterday's comment on the Fascist/Elitist subtext of ''The Incredibles'', here's a flashback to a brilliant David Brin dissection of the Star Wars universe.
One of the problems with so-called light entertainment today is that somehow, amid all the gaudy special effects, people tend to lose track of simple things, like story and meaning. They stop noticing the moral lessons the director is trying to push. Yet these things matter.

By now it's grown clear that George Lucas has an agenda, one that he takes very seriously. After four "Star Wars" films, alarm bells should have gone off, even among those who don't look for morals in movies. When the chief feature distinguishing "good" from "evil" is how pretty the characters are, it's a clue that maybe the whole saga deserves a second look.

Just what bill of goods are we being sold, between the frames?

Elites have an inherent right to arbitrary rule; common citizens needn't be consulted. They may only choose which elite to follow.

"Good" elites should act on their subjective whims, without evidence, argument or accountability.

Any amount of sin can be forgiven if you are important enough.

True leaders are born. It's genetic. The right to rule is inherited...

...Lucas defends his elitist view, telling the New York Times, "That's sort of why I say a benevolent despot is the ideal ruler. He can actually get things done. The idea that power corrupts is very true and it's a big human who can get past that."

In other words a royal figure or demigod, anointed by fate. (Like a billionaire moviemaker?)
There are some very strange messages buried in our harmless pop-culture movies.


2005 January 14, Friday

The Incredibles is a NAZI MASTERPIECE. Now that I have your attention:

I noticed something disturbing about Pixar's ''The Incredibles'', and was going to write about it - but remembered to google it first. Sure enough, several people SMaRTer than I beat me to it and saved me the bother. Anyhow, here's my unoriginal two cents:

''The Incredibles'' has a pretty disturbing Nietzschean subtext. The ''supers'' are a race of superior beings, who tower above us mediocre humans. The movie extolls the virtues of an elite physical master-race, morally and intellectually better than the rest of us. The villain is a jealous mortal who wants to make everyone the equal of the super-heroes. The message "If everyone is special then nobody is special" is rammed through several times with all the subtlety of a Stuka dive-bomber flattening a Spanish village. The son's bogus ''graduation'' from 4th to 5th grade is denounced by Uber-dad as a ''celebration of mediocrity''.

This intrisically fascist message manifests itself in the visuals of the movie. As Edna Mole shows off her collection of super hero outfits, something familiar gnaws at one's memory...

the latest fashions for supermen

The toplit costumes in Edna's house resemble scenes from a Leni Riefenstahl movie.

olympian with torch olympian with torch olympian salutes olympian with discus

You think I'm kidding? I was being a little tongue in cheek, until I found this astonishing image:

nazi sculpture

''The Guard'', Arno Breker (nazi artist)
the dad from the incredibles

Mr. Incredible has an incredible family resemblance.

One the left, ''The Guard'', by nazi ''artist'' Arno Breker. On the right, Uber-Dad from the Incredibles. Now we know what Mr. Incredible was doing in the thirties! At least we know he's racially pure.

The clincher for me is the fact that the Incredible's super powers are genetically inherited from parent to child, ensuring the perpetuation of the master race. It truly is a movie for Bush's Amerika.

Don't misunderstand - I think ''The Incredibles'' is one of the best films made in the last few years. Adolf Hitler and I give it two Seig Heils!

Now, some stories from Bush's gigantic Petri-dish, otherwise known as the Middle East.

Fisk: Fear stalks city where the police hide behind masks
When a taxi which does not notice the US troops blocks their path, the American in the lead vehicle hurls a plastic bottle full of water on to its roof and the driver mounts the grass traffic circle. A truck receives the same treatment from the lead Humvee. "Go back," shouts the rear gunner, staring at us through shades. We try desperately to turn into the jam.

Yes, the Russians would probably have chucked hand grenades in Kabul. But here were the terrified "liberators" of Baghdad throwing bottles of water at the Iraqis who are supposed to enjoy an American-imposed democracy on 30 January...

...Round the corner, I discover the reason for the jam: Iraqi cops are fighting off hundreds of motorists desperate for petrol, the drivers refusing to queue any longer for the one thing which Iraq possesses in Croesus-like amounts - petrol.
They're considering (apparently) a strike on Syria. I wish they would, and while they're at it - Iran too. Oh, AND North Korea. Go for it George - open up a second front. Somehow I don't think they're going to have much luck building a global Fourth Reich with ''Generation X''.

Ah, this is sweet! A hoax too far for Ali G star
Ali G star Sasha Baron Cohen took a prank too far at an American rodeo – and was nearly lynched by angry locals.

Cohen, posing as his Kazakhstani journalist character Borat, insulted people in Salem, Virginia, telling them that their President drank blood, and singing a mangled version of the American national anthem.

“If he had been out there a minute longer, I think someone would have shot him,” said local Robynn Jaymes.

Cohen convinced organisers that he was filming a documentary about America. He told them he supported the war on terrorism and said: “I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards.

“And may George W Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq.”

Then he asked if he could show his appreciation by singing the Star Spangled Banner. His version ended with the words “your home is the grave”.

Cohen’s rendition of the much-loved anthem was loudly booed by the crowd.
I hope someone digs up video of this event. I wonder if they were enjoying it up until the ''mangling'' of the national anthem.

Like Robert Fisk, Dahr Jamail doesn't ''embed'' with the troops, or file reports while standing in a yellow puddle on the roof of a hotel in the Green Zone. It will be no surprise if either is eventually killed over there: A restless calm
Earlier today while I was in the al-Adhamiya district of Baghdad the US base there was mortared 8 times...

...Funny that everyone lately is talking about how calm it is here in Baghdad…expecting things to grow so much worse as the election approaches. If this is calm...

Calm looks like the military not releasing the number of times each day they are attacked…at last count this was around 70 per day that they admitted to...which means it is probably more.

It also looks like a van with four bank guards being destroyed, burning the men to death; it looks like another US soldier being killed in al-Anbar province (read-Fallujah), four Iraqi soldiers being killed in Samarra, and Iraqi soldiers in Duluiya slaughtering three Iraqi civilians in their car at a checkpoint. In addition, in Hiyt, west of Ramadi, two US military vehicles were destroyed in a rocket attack. In Haqlaniya, also west of Ramadi, a roadside bomb detonated near a patrol, destroying two more US military vehicles. No word yet on casualities from either attack, although witnesses reported watching helicopters evacuating bloody soldiers from the attack scene near Hiyt.

Both of these locations are in the vicinity of Fallujah.

Calm looks like mortars and gunfire everyday, sporadically around Baghdad. Calm looks like two vehicle bombs in Mosul today, one a suicide van bomb that killed an unknown number of civilians when it missed a US convoy, the other a suicide car bomb that killed two Iraqi soldiers.
Patrick Buchanan: A Bush-Neocon Parting of the Ways?
Bush is nearing his Tet moment. After the Jan. 30 elections, he will have three options. Persevere in a no-win war with 150,000 U.S. troops bleeding indefinitely until America turns on him, his policy and his party. Send in tens of thousands of fresh U.S. troops to crush the insurgency as we undertake a years-long program of training Iraqis to defend their own democracy. Third, find an honorable exit, and leave Iraq to the Iraqis.

2005 January 13, Thursday

Well, the ''search'' for WMD has been called off. So much for all the scarific propaganda. I guess all the Mommies and Poppies and little Timmies and Tammies got their panties bunched up all for nothing. Time for a repeat of an old flash cartoon on the subject: Anthrax Ice Cream!

anthrax ice cream

2005 January 12, Wednesday

Hey - it's War Crimes Wednesday! Woopee!
''If anyone gets too close to us we fucking waste them. It’s kind of a shame, because it means we’ve killed a lot of innocent people.'' This came from a British reporter, traveling with American forces, writing for the respected magazine The Economist. Few American embeds have passed along a quote like that, and I wonder why.

In another passage, the Economist embed observes that bystanders to an ambush are liable to be killed by Marines, who sometimes hide near the body of a dead insurgent and kill whoever comes to collect it. According to that same Marine lieutenant, commenting on the general situation in Iraq: ''It gets to the point where you can’t wait to see guys with guns, so you start shooting everybody. It gets to the point where you don’t mind the bad stuff you do.''

The embed (whose work, like most in the magazine, appears without a byline) points out that the Americans are superb fighting machines, but at peacekeeping or policing “they are often inept.” He mentions an 18-year-old Texan in Mosul who, confronted by jeering school kids, shot canisters of buckshot at them, then explained: ''It’s not good, dude, it could be fatal, but you gotta do it.''

Then there are the soldiers who seem to enjoy kicking down doors and calling the Iraqi women they find ''Bitch.''
Get the blast furnace cranked up Satan - you're gonna have a huge bottleneck once these fuckers get downstairs. You might have to put your little divils on double-time to keep the bellows pumping.

Crikey. I think this qualifies as must-read! Green Zone
The (US) soldiers are increasingly nervous and ready to fire. Almost imperceptibly their discipline is fraying. One of the ironies for Westerners trying to reduce the dangers in Iraq by blending in, however partially, is that as the war worsens, they run an increased risk of attack from both sides. This is the danger that Iraqis face as well. If there is any relief in leaving the airport road and entering the deadly slow-moving traffic within the city, it is that at least the American patrols are less present...

..The truth is that however vicious or even sadistic the insurgents may be, they are acutely aware of their popular base, and are responsible for fewer unintentional "collateral" casualties than are the clumsy and overarmed American forces. Rhetoric aside, this is not a war on terror but a running fight with a large part of the Iraqi people. It is a classic struggle between the legions of a great power and the resistance of a native population. It is infinitely wider and deeper than officials can admit. And the United States is on the way to losing it...

...Even short of the killing we have done, we have broken down their doors, run them off the roads, swiveled our guns at them, shouted profanities at them, and disrespected their women—all this hundreds or thousands of times every day. We have dishonored them publicly, and within a society that places public honor above life itself.
cartoon of foreign aid not arriving in indonesiaMark Fiore's best ever: Foreign Aid!


If you're like me you lie awake at night worrying about where the Western Regimes will find the billions of dollars for the brown skinned tsunami victims. Worry no more, my friends...there IS a solution:

They're not going to give them any!

Anyone been to BAM, Iran recently??? Oh, yeah - forgot about them...heh heh.

Maybe the Amerikan Military wouldn't be running out of bullets if they weren't so fucking trigger-happy. ''Bullets don't grow on trees! Next time, go easy on the riddlin'!''
The United States is planning to buy hundreds of millions of bullets from Taiwan in the first such deal as its supplies are running low after wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, a report said Thursday.

Citing Taiwanese military sources, the United Evening News said Washington had made the request to acquire some 300 million 5.56-millimeter bullets for rifles for an estimated two billion Taiwan dollars (62.5 million US).
The sooner the entire U.S. arsenal is manufactured in Asia, the better (if you know what I mean). Maybe they could outsource all the fighting to foreigners too.

More carnage: The Ghost Of Vietnam.
Over the past year, there has been evidence enough that our whole project in Iraq is hopelessly flawed, that our Western armies - when they are not torturing prisoners, killing innocents and destroying one of the largest cities in Iraq - are being vanquished by a ferocious guerrilla army, the like of which we have not seen before in the Middle East. My own calculations - probably conservative, because there are many violent acts that we are never told about - suggest that in the past 12 months, at least 190 suicide bombers have blown themselves up, sometimes at the rate of two a day. How does this happen? Is there a suicide-bomber supermarket, an off-the-shelf store? What have we done to create this extraordinary industry?...

...And American troops are sending home increasingly terrible stories of the wanton killing of civilians by US forces in the towns and cities of Iraq. Here, for example, is the evidence of ex-marine staff sergeant Jimmy Massey, testifying at a refugee hearing in Canada earlier this month. Massey told the Canadian board - which had to decide whether to give refugee status to an American deserter from the 82nd Airborne - that he and his fellow marines shot and killed more than 30 unarmed men, women and children, including a young Iraqi who got out of his car with his arms up.
A very brave Iraqi doctor files a report from Fallujah. It's like something from a Stephen King novel - a charming account of the mischief being wrought by the Stormtroopers:
Fallujans are suspicious of outsiders, so I found it surprising when Nihida Kadhim, a housewife, beckoned me into her home. She had just arrived back in the city to check out her house; the government had told the people three days earlier that they should start going home. She called me into her living room. On her mirror she pointed to a message that had been written in her lipstick. She couldn't read English. It said: "Fuck Iraq and every Iraqi in it!"

"They are insulting me, aren't they?" she asked.

I left her and walked towards the cemetery. I noticed the dead dogs again. I had been told in Baghdad by a friend of mine, Dr Marwan Elawi, that the Baghdad Hospital for Infectious Diseases admits one case of rabies every week. The problem is that infected dogs are eating the corpses and spreading the disease.

As I was walking by the cemetery, I caught the smell of death coming from one of the houses. The door was open and the first thing I saw was a white car parked in the driveway and on top of it a launcher for an RPG.

I went inside, and the sound of the rain on the roof and the darkness inside made me very afraid. The door was open, all the windows were broken and there were bullet holes running down the hall to a bathroom at the end - as if the bullets were chasing something or somebody. The bathroom led on to a bedroom and I stepped inside and saw the body of a fighter.

The leg was missing, the hand was missing and the furniture in the house had been destroyed. I couldn't breathe with the smell. I realised that Tariq wasn't with me, and I panicked and ran. As I got out of the house I saw a white teddy bear lying in the rain, and a green boobytrap bomb.

Some of the worst fighting took place here in the centre of the city, but there was no sign of the 1,200 to 1,600 fighters the Americans said they had killed. I had heard that there was a graveyard for the fighters somewhere in the city but people said that most of them had withdrawn from the city after the first week of fighting. I needed to find one of the insurgents to tell me the real story of what had happened in the city. The Americans had said that there had been a big military victory, but I couldn't understand where all the fighters were buried.
More on the torture techniques now being employed by the Fourth Reich:
A partial list of methods of torture recently reported (or reported yet again) would include: detainees chained hand and foot to the floor in a fetal position for up to 24 hours without food or water and left to lie in their own fecal matter; detainees beaten and kicked while hooded; paraded naked around a courtyard while photos were being snapped; left in extreme hot or cold temperatures for extended periods; wrapped in an Israeli flag while loud rap music played and strobe lights flashed; or possibly even having fingernails torn out; placement of lit cigarettes into the detainees' ear openings; sleep deprivation; partial strangulation; death threats during interrogation; the use of dogs to force frightened prisoners to urinate; the holding of wires from an electric transformer to a detainee's shoulders, so that the man "danced as he was shocked"; mock drowning or "waterboarding"; mock executions of Iraqi juveniles; severely burning a detainee's hands by covering them in alcohol and igniting them; holding a pistol to the back of a detainee's head while another Marine takes a picture; fake (and real) acts of sexual assault and sodomy; being hit with rifle butts; suffering electric shocks and immersion in cold water; being beaten to death. These and other crimes against very specific humanity have taken place from Guantanamo to Iraq, Afghanistan to the CIA's secret prisons around the world.
Don't forget the rape of children. You forgot the rape of children. Ah, there's nothing like the sweet putrified stench of Middle Amerika's ''values''.

If none of the above scares the poopie out of you, this should...
With no fanfare, the U.S. House has passed a controversial doomsday provision that would allow a handful of lawmakers to run Congress if a terrorist attack or major disaster killed or incapacitated large numbers of congressmen...

...a majority of the congressmen able to show up at the House would be enough to conduct business, conceivably a dozen lawmakers or less...

...The circumstances include ``natural disaster, attack, contagion or similar calamity rendering Representatives incapable of attending the proceedings of the House.''...

...Rep. Brian Baird (D-Wash.), one of few lawmakers active on the issue, argued the rule change contradicts the U.S. Constitution, which states that ''a majority of each (House) shall constitute a quorum to do business.

''Changing what constitutes a quorum in this way would allow less than a dozen lawmakers to declare war on another nation,'' Baird said.
Or, how about this - Police Begin Fingerprinting on Traffic Stops
If you're ticketed by Green Bay police, you'll get more than a fine. You'll get fingerprinted, too. It's a new way police are cracking down on crime.

If you're caught speeding or playing your music too loud, or other crimes for which you might receive a citation, Green Bay police officers will ask for your drivers license and your finger. You'll be fingerprinted right there on the spot. The fingerprint appears right next to the amount of the fine.
Drip. Drip. Drip. Keep them passports up to date, people! I wouldn't be surprised to see the Reichstag torched any day now.

I know, I'm just another conspiracy nut with a website. Funny though - I'm in Very Good Company.
FRITZ STERN, a refugee from Hitler's Germany and a leading scholar of European history, startled several of his listeners when he warned in a speech about the danger posed in this country by the rise of the Christian right. In his address in November, just after he received a prize presented by the German foreign minister, he told his audience that Hitler saw himself as "the instrument of providence" and fused his "racial dogma with a Germanic Christianity."

"Some people recognized the moral perils of mixing religion and politics," he said of prewar Germany, "but many more were seduced by it. It was the pseudo-religious transfiguration of politics that largely ensured his success, notably in Protestant areas."

Dr. Stern's speech, given during a ceremony at which he got the prize from the Leo Baeck Institute, a center focused on German Jewish history, was certainly provocative. The fascism of Nazi Germany belongs to a world so horrendous it often seems to defy the possibility of repetition or analogy. But Dr. Stern, 78, the author of books like "The Politics of Cultural Despair: A Study in the Rise of the Germanic Ideology" and university professor emeritus at Columbia University, has devoted a lifetime to analyzing how the Nazi barbarity became possible. He stops short of calling the Christian right fascist but his decision to draw parallels, especially in the uses of propaganda, was controversial.

"When I saw the speech my eyes lit up," said John R. MacArthur, whose book "Second Front" examines wartime propaganda. "The comparison between the propagandistic manipulation and uses of Christianity, then and now, is hidden in plain sight. No one will talk about it. No one wants to look at it."

2005 January 11, Tuesday

Here's some advice for all the chickenhawk Neocons (click on the arrow to play):

Never get involved in a land war in Asia...
graph of us wounded in Iraq
By gum, it's been a while! Wacko hate mail. It's a good thing that ''conservatives'' aren't shrill or full of hate, like us ''liberals'':

Subject:
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 12:40:34 -0400
From: "sgolac" <sgolac@rogers.com>

You moron. Get your head out of your ass and start looking at facts instead of promulgating your cry baby bitch-ass beliefs. You're just a sore little baby communist who obviously is at odds with democracy and has been brainwashed by the leftist elite who would have your mind for their own selfish ambitions. Clearly you have no mind of your own and have no understanding of anything that comes close to truth, and yet somehow have the gall to make moral pronouncements against others. Your own view can account for NO morality whatsoever and has never worked in any practical form, nor can it ever be defined in any cogent way other than "Me, me, me, me, me...don't tell me what to do." There's your liberalism. Somehow though you believe you have the "right" to criticize other moral viewpoints, yet you show no understanding of them, nor can you give any reason why your view would account for a morality of any kind. And what is a "right" pray-tell? I would like you to define your worldview for me and tell me why it should be accepted by anyone, if you're up to that arduous task. Your website is communist self-seeking propaganda and it sucks save the Kirk vs. Picard fight. Why don't you grow up and start reading minds that have some sort of understanding of life like Aquinas or Kant or someone instead of whiny cry-babies that sit in their elite offices and have conception of real actual life other than their foolish and ambiguous ideals.

Incidentally, how many children had their arms blown off by Kant and Aquinas? Not many, if I remember correctly. Don't throw them in my face, you vicious little prick.

I'm amused by the emailers who demand that I explain my worldview to them (usually after calling me a bitch or a fag). People like that are one step away from wearing a tinfoil hat. These lonely souls want to engage in a "dialog" with me. They usually throw around big words which they don't really understand. Poor befuddled ''sgolac'' thinks that I'm a liberal AND a communist - yet he wants me to explain my worldview to him! He's probably another home-schooled Jesus freak.

NEWSFLASH: - I'm not a tolerant American Liberal who will simper understandingly and respect your opinion...I'm an intolerant Irish Socialist, and I despise you. People like you are a cancer on the anus of the human race. Here's as much ''dialog'' as you're going to get from me, you pissant:

Subject:
From: "Dermot"

Hi Sgolac.

You don't seem to know how to form a paragraph. Strange, coming from an admirer of Kant and Aquinas. I could almost be forgiven for thinking that your email had been written by a computer.

You might find this link helpful. It explains how to form a paragraph:

http://cctc2.commnet.edu/grammar/paragraphs.htm

I realise that it's an "arduous task", but I'm sure you'll rise to the challenge. You also might find this useful - it's a site which shows how to form a coherent argument, as well as how to avoid logical fallacies:

http://datanation.com/fallacies/index.htm

One of the miracles of our time is that angry teenage boys can send semi-intelligible hate mail to their betters. What a wonderful modern age in which we live.

Yours, etc.

Dermot O Connor.

p.s. Which branch of the armed services are you in? If you're not currently in uniform, I may be able to help you sign up.

The government that ''Sgolac'' loves so much is considering the implementation of death squads in Iraq. Don't be shocked, they did it before, during the 80s in Latin America. They did a great job of killing nuns (a policy of which I kind of approve). This is the point where ''Sgolac'' and people like him clamp their hands to their ears and scream "I CAN"T HEAR YOU! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! MY COUNTRY RIGHT OR WRONG! SUPPORT THE TROOPS! RAPTURE ME UP JESUS!!!" over and over and over...

Hang on - he didn't tell me which branch of the armed forces he's currently serving in. Funny really - so many patriots seem willing to fire off emails, and yet the military is having trouble filling the ranks! What's that you say? He's just another member of the 101st fighting keyboard brigade?

I can help all the wannabe warriors out there. Here's a handy Marines recruitment page for all those passionate enough to defend their country! Why harass a leftie cartoonist when you can be killing A-RABS? Go for it dude! HOO-AH!

People are scum: Words on injured soldier's helmet help end mockery
Army Cpl. Tim Ngo survived a grenade attack in Iraq. He's had more trouble back home enduring stares and insults directed at the plastic helmet he wears to protect his brain while he recovers.

It wasn't as bad when he was at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C., where helmets are fairly common. But in Minnesota, 20-year-old Ngo, of Vadnais Heights, couldn't walk down the street or go to a mall without drawing whispers, said his mother, Hong Wyberg. "People would stare and point," she said. "Not just kids, but adults."...

...The helmet made him unwilling center of attention at places like sporting events at his alma mater, White Bear Lake Area High School.

"I just don't like it. You have to realize, I'm 20. I'm conscious of my looks," Ngo said.

In one of the most painful episodes, students at a school dance referred to him behind his back as "helmet head," he said. In another, a woman in a Brainerd restaurant pointed and talked openly about Ngo as if he couldn't hear her.

Ngo wears the helmet because shrapnel shattered part of his skull. A single fall or bump could kill him. So until surgeons can replace the damaged area with a permanent plate, he has to wear the headgear whenever he's standing.
Ukraine sees the light. Ukrainian president orders pullout of troops
President Leonid Kuchma on Monday ordered the foreign and defense ministries to develop a plan for withdrawing Ukraine's troops from Iraq within months, his office said.

Ukraine, whose 1,650 troops are the fourth-largest contingent in the U.S.-led operation in Iraq, previously expressed intentions to withdraw this year, but Kuchma's order speeds up the apparent timetable.
Dahr Jamail: Baghdad, as usual.
The deputy police chief of Baghdad, Brigadier Amer Ali Nayef and his son, Lt. Khalid Amer, were assassinated in Baghdad's south Dora district today. Their car was gunned down while driving to work this morning. This is the second senior Iraqi official to be assassinated in less than a week. Just last Tuesday, gunmen assassinated the governor of Baghdad, Ali al-Haidari, along with six of his bodyguards.

But the details on the killing of the governor from an eyewitness escaped the news. The convoy was hit by a well coordinated attack. There were two groups of fighters who manned cigarette stands which line the streets of Baghdad, awaiting the governor. In addition, there were gunmen on the tops of nearby shops…the convoy was attacked, and the governors car escaped…only to be chased down by a car full of gunmen who finished the job. The only civilians who were shot were hit by the random firing from the governor’s guards.

The demolition of Fallujah continues. Two of my sources inside the city, who live in different neighborhoods, report that the military is now burning homes. Apparently, they are finding booby traps, so they are piling furniture up in the homes, dousing it with fuel, and burning it.

Nevertheless, another Marine was killed there today.

2005 January 10, Monday

Sorry about the lack of posts. I've been busy over the holidays, working (incredible as it seems). Yes, I managed to acquire a job in Bush's Amerika. Wonders never cease... Here are some links for your delectation and delight!

james howard kunstler, prophet of oil doom bush family's idea of long term aid a smirking soldier god's tidal wave kills lots of brown skinned people

A great piece about the disgusting media coverage of the Tsunami:
The death toll was climbing. The extent of the damage and disease was so widespread it was a matter of speculation. The degree of human suffering was beyond any measure.

And there was the "Today" show's Ann Curry, emoting obsequiously among the survivors.

She told us about one woman who watched her daughter be swept away by the roiling waters of the tsunami. The woman, Ann reported, was "inconsolable."

Then, Ann reached out and gave the woman an awkward hug. After, the woman was still weeping.

That's how "inconsolable" the woman was. A hug from Ann Curry couldn't make everything better.

Oh, the humanity!

Over on "Good Morning America," Diane Sawyer was walking among the ruins, looking very sad, but stylish in a white linen pantsuit. It was billed as Diane's journey to the disaster zone. We saw Diane surveying the damage from a chopper. We saw her pausing to look at rubble. Diane looked as depressed as an extra from a Paxil commercial.

That's how bad this disaster is. Diane Sawyer had to go there, and it made her sad.
I managed to watch only 1 hour of TV coverage of the tsunami (I get 99% of my news info online. I can't bear to watch the 24 hour stream of shit that passes for news in Amerika). I had the good luck to watch one Anderson Cooper on CNN. I lost track of the number of times the correspondant in Asia referred to him by his first name. Yes Anderson, that's right Anderson, indeed Anderson, you're so handsome and compassionate just like our glorious Fuhrer, Anderson.

Call me cynical, but I know corporate branding when I see (or hear) it. Nice to know CNN doesn't let a little mass-death get in the way of marketing, eh Anderson?



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