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2007, October 25, Thursday. |
When the Arctic is finally ice free, many species will be able to migrate from the N. Pacific to the N. Atlantic. Such events have a nasty habit of resulting in mass extinctions, as species invade and dominate alien environments, free from predation.
Another milestone on our trip to the extinction boneyard: China's surplus of sons.
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The means to correct China's gender imbalance will hopefully prove as peaceable and wholesome as those being undertaken by Korea, whose government, religious, and cultural leaders have worked together for years to increase the value of girls in their culture and erase "son preference." While China is engaged in the early stages of similar efforts, it can bolster them through changes in policy. An excellent step would be to enact and enforce laws that ban sex-selective abortion by targeting prenatal ultrasound use. Likewise, certain perceived economic causes for China's tradition of son preference could be undercut by changes in China's social-welfare networks. Most effective in balancing the sex ratio and affirming the rights of Chinese girls would be to abandon the odious one-child norm. |
So, the author recommends that the solution to China's problem of gender imbalance is to abandon population control. A country with a population of 1.5 BILLION is to be allowed to have as many children as it likes (two billion, three billion, ten billion?) I was going to try to explain the lunacy behind such a notion, but I have better things to do with my time, like bashing my head off a table until I pass out. Screwed, we are, I tells ya.
God Save America:

American kids are dumber than dirt.
...he simply observes his students, year to year, noting all the obvious evidence of teens' decreasing abilities when confronted with even the most basic intellectual tasks, from understanding simple history to working through moderately complex ideas to even (in a couple recent examples that particularly distressed him) being able to define the words "agriculture," or even "democracy." Not a single student could do it.

It gets worse. My friend cites the fact that, of the 6,000 high school students he estimates he's taught over the span of his career, only a small fraction now make it to his grade with a functioning understanding of written English. They do not know how to form a sentence. They cannot write an intelligible paragraph. Recently, after giving an assignment that required drawing lines, he realized that not a single student actually knew how to use a ruler. |
Violent Acres: America is Doomed to Fall
We currently live in a country that is, at best, despised by other cultures and, at worst, actively being conspired against by others with the express goal of exterminating us completely from the planet. Is it so far-fetched to consider the possibility that we may experience war on American soil in our lifetimes?

What if it did happen? What if someone came along and turned the lights out, cut the plumbing, and bombed the grocery stores? How many average citizens know how to set a broken leg? Build a shelter? Forage for food? Dig a latrine? We spend our days working 50/60/70 hours a week in boring middle management jobs and our nights entranced by yet another episode of American Idol. When do we have time to learn how to suck the venom from a snake bite or disembowel a rabbit to fill our hungry stomachs?...

...Americans have gone soft. We have become completely and totally dependent on our government. We don’t know how to take care of ourselves. We’re whining, puling, stupid, weak willed little children wearing big kid clothes. We don’t understand real hardship because our big, strong government has shielded from it. And while this might sound like a good thing at first glance, we need to consider that our government is corrupt. What they give with one hand, they take away with another. So as our basic rights are slowly being whittled away, we remain complacent because deep down, we know we lack the basic survival skills that would enable us to hack it on our own. |
The fires in Greece last month were almost certainly arson - used to clear areas for "development". Now, California (one of the real estate hotspots). I wonder who benefits from the fires there?
Stop the Apostrophe Catastrophe! Some good stuff there. Note to self: "Enervate" means "to deprive of vigour or vitality", not to "energise". Oops. My pet peeve is "plethora". Generally, plethora is a surplus, with negative connotations.
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2007, October 18, Thursday. |
Ah yeesh, too busy to post much tonight, as I've spent hours figuring out how to travel from Eastern Canada to Portland, Oregon by train. I've just about got it worked out. What would be half a day by air will take five or six days by rail, and cost $200 or $300 more.
 I really really really hate to fly.
The fool is careless.
But the master guards his watching.
It is his most precious treasure.
He never gives in to desire.
He meditates.
And in the strength of his resolve
He discovers true happiness.
He overcomes desire -
And from the tower of his wisdom
He looks down with dispassion
Upon the sorrowing crowd.
From the mountain top
He looks down at those
Who live close to the ground.
Mindful among the mindless,
Awake while others dream,
Swift as the race horse
He outstrips the field.
By watching
Indra became king of the gods.
How wonderful it is to watch.
How foolish to sleep.
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From The Dhammapada.
Onward Christian soldiers...or not.
Whenever a misguided liberal starts shouring "Take back America!" they should read some history books. Mark Twain's account of the Moro crater massacre in the Philippines in the early 20th century is a harsh demonstration that American foreign policy has always been ruthless to the point of criminality, and beyond. The behaviour we seen in Iraq has very deep roots, I'm afraid.
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2007, October 15, Monday. |
According to the Wall Street Journal the big banks are in an emergency meeting with the Treasury in an attempt to shore themselves up and prevent a financial collapse. I no longer trust any bank with my cash. They're a necessary evil that I need for paying bills, but I'm in the process of removing most of my funds from them. Take whatever precautions you see fit. More here.
As people struggle to pay their gigantic mortgages, they fall back on their final refuge: Credit Cards. Surely this will the final bubble? It won't be long before "The Great American Yardsale" will begin...perhaps to be followed by the Second Great Depression. Just don't expect it all to occur overnight.
The way of the future: Shipping containers as homes.
CNN is still pimping out Anna Nicole Smith's corpse...
Remarkable footage of a man who can build stonehenge single handed.
How do you know whether a country is totalitarian? Answer: exit visas.
A primer for living in a totalitarian state.
Support the troops - even if they're convicted felons.
A lego version of Stimpy, from "Ren and Stimpy". Happy happy joy joy.
Cot death link to smoking.
It's fair to say that Putin is running rings around Bush. Who'd have thought, ten years ago, that Russia would rise and America would fall?
Pessimists often claim that there won't be flying in the future. Poppycock, says I. There will - it just won't involve preposterous jetplanes. Instead, behold the second age of the Zeppelin. The company still exists. It might not be a bad idea to buy a few dozen shares.
It's possible that Venus had an ocean for its first two billion years. Today, the planet is a hell-hole, scorched by a runaway greenhouse effect. Two billion years is plenty of time for life to arise and evolve, maybe to complex forms. Which leads me to wonder if the Venusian greenhouse effect may have been the result of a Venusian Industrial Revolution - perhaps they too gave Prizes to thwarted leadership candidates for trying to warn their inhabitants of their imminent peril - only to be ridiculed by a their version of Fox News...
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2007, October 12, Friday. |
With links like these, this should be Friday the 13th. Deep Breath. Calm:
Let's start with farce: Nuns arrested by police in feud with vatican. Read that headline again, slowly. SAVOUR IT. "And I think to myself, what a wonderful world..."
Survivalacres.com: Scientists were wrong about global warming. Eh, indeed. But not in a good way. Note to self: buy inflatable rubber dinghy.
Carbonequity: The Big Melt.
Alternet: Ice caps melting fast: Goodbye New York? I hope they manage to build the "Freedom Tower of Free Freedom-lovers of Freedom" first.
Times: Turkey getting ready to invade N. Iraq (Kurdistan). As predicted in 2002 when the worst case scenarios were being gamed out. Shocked I am, shocked.
(m)Anne Coulter: "Christians are perfected Jews". "She" means it in a nice way. And if you don't take "her" work for it, she'll poke you in the eye with her Adam's apple.
Sic transit gloria Mundi: The Shape of Oil to Come. Ehrm, what oil?
Carbon heavy growth "suicide" for India. Don't worry, nobody will listen to him. Keep buying! Keep driving! Keep building! Keep eating! Keep multiplying! Double in size every 30 years! Forever! It can't possibly go wrong!
US military backs space based solar power. The people who brought us Hiroshima and Nagasaki want to beam Solar Energy to Earth from geostationary orbit via microwaves. Oh sweet bloodstained baby Jebus, we're all gonna be cooked alive by these mutant apes.
Maybe I can get into Tom Cruise's bunker. Note how they'll paint him as a "nut" for having an underground tomb citadel. God, I'd MURDER to have an underground necropolis for me, my 20 year grain and powdered milk supplies, and my 15 nubile wives and our CHUD offspring.
Note to self: bring lots of LEGO into bunker, to wile away the years whilst underground.
Oh hell: Robot Bugs are spying on us. Modern society is like the Twilight Zone episode where the town is run by the insane child who disappears people for no good reason. "Think happy thoughts - think happy thoughts..."
Don't believe me? 1,000 to be given drive through flu shots. For their protection and safety, of course. Brainless sheep. Oops. Happy thoughts. Happy ... ah shite on a stick, who am I kidding?
Rent, baby: The Real Estate Grid is the Product of Massive Economic Warfare. This subprime excrement has spread to Ireland. I listened to some poor, ignorant SOB on the wireless who was scammed into a 100% mortgage. Unable to pay his bills, he was taken to court. He lost, of course, and also has to pay legal fees of the mortgage company (about $20,000). Haha. Silly little man is slave now!
When I'm killed by riot-cops/icebergs/robot-insects/mAnne Coulter, I want to be buried in this Star Trek coffin. Said coffin will be landed onto Saturn's moon Titan, where my corpse will re-animate, then lead an army of Titanian marsh-mallow-men on a bloody jihad throughout the solar system. Pluto will be restored to full planetary status. Saturn will be connected to Jupiter by a plastic tube. Puny hu-mans will be put to work on Venus, mining the precious mineral unobtanium (with which I plan to conquer the universe). Oh, did I forget to mention that I'm seeking the Republican Party nomination for President?
This might be useful: How to get out of America in 60 days.
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2007, October 11, Thursday. |
Dennis Perrin eviscerates Hitchens: Tears of a Clown.
I know I sound like a broken record - but over the next few weeks, posting will be erratic. I'm preparing to move from the Northeast of Canada to the Northwest of America (Portland, Oregon). Between finishing several animation jobs and packing/preparing, I'm going to have my hands full, to put it mildly. Bear with me. Soon, all will be well.
I'll be leaving Canada mid-November, so I don't think normalcy will be resumed until mid December.
I don't know where I'm going to stay when I get there - I've got some research to do on craigslist. The next few weeks should be interesting, I expect.
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2007, October 10, Wendsday. |
Sometimes it's well nigh impossible to find light-hearted fare to break up the gloom. Is it me, or is everything turning to shite?
How to make your own steel. Don't come crying to me if it all goes horribly wrong. Nevertheless, might be a good skill to have in our rapidly approaching Mad Max future.
O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend
The brightest heaven of invention,
A kingdom for a stage, princes to act
And monarchs to behold the swelling scene!

William Shakespeare
[Henry V]
AAARGH: Egg colour indicated DDT.
Skip this if you're squeamish: Ecoli meat!
So even as 67-year-old Elizabeth, NJ-based Topps Meat Company shuts down after having to recall 21.7 million pounds of ground beef products, it won't snitch on its slaughterhouse like the beaten woman who won't answer, "Who did this to you?"

Nor has Wayzata, Minn.-based Cargill, Inc., which had to recall 840,000 pounds of Cargill Meat Solutions ground beef products from Sam's Clubs owned by Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., named its slaughterhouse supplier or suppliers.

Of course federal inspectors like Dr. Lester Friedlander, who trained veterinarians for the USDA until 1995, have long warned about hygienic anarchy in the slaughterhouses.

"My plant in Pennsylvania processed 1,800 cows a day, 220 per hour," says Friedlander and the meat regularly contained, "[h]ormones, antibiotics, hair, feces, cancers, tumors."
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This isn't butchery, it's Satanism:
It's obvious that Topps and Cargill didn't grow their own E. coli...but who did?

The Florida cattle plant where a USDA inspector told Slaughterhouse author Gail Eisnitz cattle were skinned while fully alive and his superiors did nothing when alerted?

Or the notorious Iowa Beef Packers (IBP) plant in Wallula, Wash., where second legger Ramon Moreno whose job was to cut hocks off carcasses at a rate of 309 an hour told the Washington Post the fully alive animals, "blink. They make noises. The head moves, the eyes are wide and looking around" even as he cut?
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More on the cel phone cancer links.
The scientists assembled the findings of all the studies to analyse them collectively. This revealed that people who have used their phones for a decade or more are 20 per cent more likely to contract acoustic neuromas, and 30 per cent more likely to get malignant gliomas.

The risk is even greater on the side of the head the handset is used: long-term users were twice as likely to get the gliomas, and two and a half times more likely to get the acoustic neuromas there than other people.

The scientists conclude: "Results from present studies on use of mobile phones for more than 10 years give a consistent pattern of an increased risk for acoustic neuroma and glioma." They add that "an increased risk for other types of brain tumours cannot be ruled out".
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2007, October 9, Chewsday. |
How amusing that the melting of the polar caps has produced such an immediate reaction. Concern for a possible environmental disaster? Nay, gentle reader - rather, a pissing contest in which the northern nations bitch about territorial rights and resources. What a parade of forward looking Statesmen.
Another scheme that can't possible go wrong: I am creating life. They need to start giving out fat white cats at evil scientist graduation ceremonies.
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2007, October 8, Monday. |
Super-busy this weekend; not as many saugage-links as I'd like:
Another great Electric Politics interview - this time with Dr. Bob Altemeyer, author of a book about the "Authoritarian Personality" - right-wingers who lack the ability to reason. 1 hour, forty two minutes.
Cryptogon expects a possible short-term fall in gold. Fingers-crossed that he's right; I want to buy another two or three ounces, preferably for less than $700...
Quacks want to use biometrics to predict terrorism. Next: handwriting analysis.
New GOP logo looks like a road-kill elephant..>
The Nature of the New World
In 2002, a team of scientists led by Mathis Wackernagel, who now heads the Global Footprint Network, concluded that humanity’s collective demands first surpassed the earth’s regenerative capacity around 1980. Their study, published by the U.S. National Academy of Sciences, estimated that global demands in 1999 exceeded that capacity by 20 percent. The gap, growing by 1 percent or so a year, is now much wider. We are meeting current demands by consuming the earth’s natural assets, setting the stage for decline and collapse.

In a rather ingenious approach to calculating the human physical presence on the planet, Paul MacCready, the founder and Chairman of AeroVironment and designer of the first solar-powered aircraft, has calculated the weight of all vertebrates on the land and in the air. He notes that when agriculture began, humans, their livestock, and pets together accounted for less than 0.1 percent of the total. Today, he estimates, this group accounts for 98 percent of the earth’s total vertebrate biomass, leaving only 2 percent for the wild portion, the latter including all the deer, wildebeests, elephants, great cats, birds, small mammals, and so forth.
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Dams may cause more global warming than conventional energy sources:
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According to recently published estimates from Ivan Lima and some of his colleagues at Brazil's National Institute for Space Research, the world's 52,000 largest dams release 104 million metric tons of methane annually. If Lima's calculations are correct, then dams would account for about four percent of the total warming impact of human activities -- and would constitute the largest single source of human-related methane emissions.
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2007, October 5, Friday. |
Kevin at cryptogon.com knows quite a bit about Wall Street. He recently predicted a drop for gold to $721. The yellow metal promptly complied. MOST IMPRESSIVE...and not the first time he's done this either. I know you're reading this, Kevin. Nice one! And as hungry as I am for more metal, I'm taking the advice to "diversify, diversify, diversify".
Classy: Wrist watches made from the Titanic. I'd love to have toothpicks made from the skeletal remains of the passengers. Only the First Class passengers, of course. I woulnd't want poor people between my teeth.
Pinochet's family arrested. Bush's beware!
From the original "Wings of Desire": Angels in the library. This would have to be in my top 10 favorite movies. So nice of Hollywood to excrete all over it. Thanks Nick Cage! Thanks sMeg Ryan!
The Essentials of Buddhism. I like the look of this Buddhism thing. No magic hats, arks, arcs, orcs, floods, virgin births, levitating horses, or seven-headed serpents. "Just be a decent chap".
Yummy: Coal pollution in Utah is so bad, it's unwise for hunters and fishers to eat ducks or fish. The Merkury mite damge there branez.
RFID tags in U.S. passports. Keeping us safe! From TEWWOWISTS!
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2007, October 4, Thursday. |
SNL tries to save people from themselves. Good luck.
Richard Heinberg: As the World Burns
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surely the single most important event of the month was the revelation that arctic sea ice is melting faster than even the most dire forecasts had predicted. This is significant because it shows the power of reinforcing feedback loops: as sunlight-reflecting ice melts, it leaves dark water in its place—which absorbs more heat, causing more ice to melt, and so on. This year’s minimum extent of ice was about one million square miles (as of September 16); the previous record low was 1.5 million in 2005. The rate of melting this year was 10 times the recent annual average. This month the Northwest Passage was ice-free for the first time in untold millennia. At this rate, the north polar region could be ice-free in summer by 2015.
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Doomed: Record 22C temperatures in Arctic heatwave.
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One scientist came back from the North Pole and reported that it was raining there, said David Carlson, the director of International Polar Year, the effort to highlight the climate issues of the Arctic and Antarctic. "It makes you wonder whether anyone has ever reported rain at the North Pole before."
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Sea Change: Alaska's Shishmaref Village Tumbles into the Water
Crikey: More droughts for Australia.
Plastic plastic everywhere, and Bisphenol to drink...
Something light now...more episodes of Look Around You, a wonderful pastiche of early 1980s British Technology TV shows. It gives me the warm fuzzies.
A prank on telemarketers.
Just great: Microbes gain strength in space. There's no chance of that information being misused...
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2007, October 3, Wednesday. |
When traveling in The Fourth Reich, be sure to have your papers. We woudln't want to have to taser and/or kill you while in custody.
Funny UK comedy parody of 1970s/80s educational TV: Look at it: Computer games.
You have to hand it to Putin, the man's a dark sorceror of the political arts. Crippled by the quaint idea that a President can only serve two terms, what does he do? Make himself Prime Minister, appoint a puppet as his "successor", and transfer the powers of the President to the Prime Minister. All very amusing, if you ask me.
Here's a google video of "Maxed Out", a documentary about the American Credit Card scam. One and a half hours, shocking stuff. (Via cryptogon).
It's not often that the Oil Drum uses the C Word: Economic Impact of Peak Oil. The "C Word" is, of course, "collapse". It's a long article, but worth reading if you have the time. She walks through a possible "doom" scenario, involving a fast crash, the replacement of the Federal Guvmint, and a near instant death of globalisation.
 Here's a great post from the comments section:
I don't know how useful it is, but I see the problem in two parts. There is a failure to reach the intellectual level, and there is a failure to reach the emotional level. We see these failures as CRABS, and the UNDEAD.

CRABS, the Classic Retarded American Blank Stare that you receive when you try to address these issues with those unfamiliar. The issues are complex, wide, and deep, and most people can't even begin to put what we try to convey into any personally relevant context.

And the UNDEAD, the Universally Neglected and Deceived, Empty of the American Dream. These people largely don't care about the serious issues because they are largely unable to care. After X number of years of being sold false promises and exaggerated claims about a bill of goods that included suburbia, upward mobility, and a prosperous future, or having been continually pushed down, ignored, and lied to on their attempts at climbing Mount Capitalism, they are now perpetually discouraged and unfeeling. These people would agree with George Carlin's observation, "It's called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it."
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Very well put.
In case you thought that debt-stupidity was an American disease, the Irish have it too.
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2007, October 2, Tuesday. |
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Drip, drip: Arctic ice island breaks in half

"the two chunks have moved rapidly through the water - one of them covering 98km (61 miles) in a week.

Their progress has been tracked amid fears they could edge west towards oil and gas installations off Alaska."

Come on Gaia, we're rooting for you.
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What? No Bloodbath?

"Residents of Iraq's southern city of Basra have begun strolling riverfront streets again after four years of fear, their city much quieter since British troops withdrew from the grand Saddam Hussein-era Basra Palace."

I guess they didn't get the memo. It won't too long before the CIA someone sends in mischief makers to stir things up.
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Scary: Emergency Food Price Increase.

"Daily prices changes are bad news for everyone. We will expect to change all other wheat-derived products soon too.

It was a whopper of a price increase - 30% - 40%."

To use an old Star Wars quote: "I have a bad feeling about this..."
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How to detox your house.

Bisphenol A, found in plastic items such as drinking bottles, causes reproductive-system defects in animals; so do flame retardants and phthalates used in fragrances, lotions, vinyl and other products.

Don't worry; the makers of Bisphenol A assure us it's perfectly safe. Pfft.
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Chemically, deodorants stink.

50% of "natural" deodorants contain petroleum-based propylene glycol; others contain gender bender triclosan, parabens, and talc, which is illegally mined in India.

There's a debate in the comments that follow the article about the accuracy of some of the info, though I favour NOT using anti-perspirants or deodorants - a 20th century insanity.
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Bring on a UK Election!

'"That's how Google works. It's how FaceBook works. It's how MySpace works ... we Conservatives instinctively understand this new economy."

I looked round the rows of comfy, elderly, traditional folk, and reflected that, far from being familiar with YouFace or whatever, some probably still believe there are little people inside their TV set.'
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2007, October 1, Monday. |
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Join us on The Freedom Ship. No Tax, No Tasers!

Maybe some of us proles can get jobs onboard wiping the arses of our neo-feudal overlords, or shovelling "Clean Coal" into the burners while the trust-funders swig champers on the promenade.

Dahlinks, it'll be Mahvellous...
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I want this adorable Cuddly Taser. Sizzle me, baby!

"What looks like an innocent pink baby seal toy is actually a deadly tazer, providing you with an element of surprise when it comes to keeping creeps and other assailants away from you. Capable of delivering a 195 volt charge, this pink baby seal tazer upon contact will definitely expand your assailant’s vocabulary when it comes to the word pain."
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Joe Bageant: So rich, he wants to start his own country.

"I want to pull together enough people I know with enough money to start a new country...Money is not the problem."

Know what the problem is? Agreeing on a country. Plus the heavy time commitment involved in buying a nation. But hell, the guy has kids so it's worth it.

Can't do enough for the kids, ya know."
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Weird: Woman Dies in Phoenix Airport Custody.

Society lady misses flight, freaks out, is arrested, chokes herself with her handcuffs, even though they were behind her back.

I've said it before, I'll say it again:

I've slipped into a parallel universe. It was funny at first, but now I'm ready to go home.
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More on the Peruvian meteorite.

"The speed and temperature of the object also remain a puzzle. Witnesses reported that the crater steamed for half an hour after impact. "It makes no sense that the water was actually boiling," says Clark Chapman of the Southwest Research Institute."

It makes perfect sense. The Warp Engines were running at maximum power.
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Top 100 ways Global Warming will change your life.

After the article, if you really want a downer, try reading the comments that follow it. Why alternet allows unmoderated comments is beyone me. Maybe it's their quaint notions of "tolerance" and "diversity".

Trolls need whacking - figuratively and literally.
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Did Michelangelo paint God in the shape of a brain?

I'm going to make this the basis of my new novel, "The Michelangelo Diaries". In it, a detective will uncover the secrets of the illuminati by following the writings of the famous artist, a descendant of Jesus's twin brother, Frank.

Movie rights have already been optioned.
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Water Crisis: China’s Future Is Drying Up.

Infinite growth on a finite planet? I think not.

I hope to survive until 2050...to see the greatest challenge to face human genius:

How do you dispose of 6 billion corpses without polluting the last 2,000 acres of arable land?

How I'll laugh.
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