archives
| GAMES |
 |
Raging Bullshit - Beat the beJesus out of Jim Cramer - the biggest tool in the US! |
 |
Papal Bowling - is the hot new sport: line up 10 nuns, and bowl! As His Holiness would say, "Et in bowlium extremis est um humorous sanctus". (93k) |
 |
Barney in a Minefield - the spawn of Satan is finally put to good use by clearing minefields throughout the world. (47k) |
 |
Jerry Springer is sentenced to death - Cletus, Mary Sue and Bobby Joe Bob get even with Springer for mekkin' them luk stoopid in front of all them city folk. (68k) |
 |
Death to Telemarketers! - How about this for a very special offer... (56k) |
 |
Shoot the Monkey - worst . . . banner . . . ever . . . (10k) |
 |
Witness: The Game - a simple game based on the Harrison Ford movie "Witness". (30k) |
| Check out my latest "Worst Wing" cartoons: Bush meets The Twilight Zone. | ||||||||
 |
 |
 |
 |
|||||
| Ep. 9: Easter Island. | Ep. 10: My Hero. | Ep. 11: Jedi. | Ep.12: The God Couple | |||||
| SF HUMOUR - CARTOONS AND GAMES |
 |
Oil Emperor of Dune - George Bushtreides must defeat his father's nemesis: the Emperor Shaddam IV. (310k) |
 |
Trek Wars: Kirk Vs. Picard - The age old question...which captain is better? You decide! (111k) |
 |
The Ex Files: The truth is in there! - Help the aliens to transform Mulder. The buttons will light up as you hit them in the right sequence. (94k) |
 |
Jar Wars Episode 1: The Gungan Menace - Yes, even the Jedi Council has had enough of the pesky Gungan's meddling. (37k) |
 |
Jar Wars Episode 2: The Audience Strikes Back - That Gungan monster is back, but fear not...you have your trusty lightsaber to serve you. (69k) |
 |
Jar Wars Episode 3: Return of the Ewok - By the time episode 3 arrived, this director's creative powers were beginning to flag. Sounds strangely familiar. (34k) |
| Check out more "Worst Wing" cartoons! | ||||||||
 |
 |
 |
 |
|||||
| Ep. 5: Fuhrer | Ep. 6: Joker | Ep. 7: Enterprez | Ep.8: Stuporman | |||||
| ANIMATED CARTOONS |
 |
Homer's New Voice - Watch out you strikers! There's always an Irish scab ready to take your job away... (87k) |
 |
The Fox Moon Hoax Hoax - this show caused a stir in 2001. Surely the network that made "The nympho midgets that shot Kennedy" can be believed? (47k) |
 |
Striptease! - For grown ups only. Really. (111k) |
 |
Lord of the Drink A Riverdance spoof, featuring cartoon versions of former workmates and myself. An elaborate in-joke. (186k) |
 |
Crocodile Wrangler An early animation. It's a parody of "Crocodile Hunter". I'm not very happy with it, but I'm keeping it up regardless. (155k) |
 |
Celebs! Some of my older material. It's a collection of annoying celebs being battered. The animation is VERY simple. |
| Check out more "Worst Wing" cartoons! | ||||||||
 |
 |
 |
 |
|||||
| Ep. 1: Pep Talk | Ep. 2: The Preznit | Ep. 3: Caesar | Ep.4: The Draft | |||||
| TECH HUMOR |
 |
"I just love Windows 98! I'm your number one fan!" - Bill struggled in vain, trying to free himself. He began to feel terror for the first time... (47k) |
 |
Ginger/Segway: the amazing new invention - that will change the world, is finally revealed in this smuggled video tape. (49k) |
 |
"The best is yet to come..." - and I should bloody well hope so. (124k) All of our Microsoft items are now on our tech page. |
 |
Ah! The sound of leather pounding the flesh - of the most obscenely wealthy man ever to draw breath. Go for the groin! The groin! (78k) |
 |
The Microsoft Word paperclip - is the most despised feature ever made by a software company. Time for a little feedback. (26k) |
 |
||
 |
||
 |
||
 |
||
 |
||
 |
||