Don't believe all the rubbish you read in the foreign bolshevik media about our "problems" in Iraq. According to my contacts, all is going well! Here's a photo series that should remove all doubt.

1: Just a friendly patrol, with bayonets.

2: A spontaneous pro-American rally erupts!

3: They can't contain their gratitude.

4: Careful my friend - don't hurt yourself!

5: Checking for cuticles.

6: Free health care, courtesy of Uncle Sam!

7: This picture says it all! They LOVE US!

Here's how the communists at the BBC spun the story: Baghdad violence
The Baghdad Bolshevik Collective would have us believe that the fighting is still going on. Those crybaby liberals should be taken out and shot for sedition, purely in the interests of defending freedom of speech. My speech.

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General Kornhole retired from service in 1918, after suffering severe brain damage, the result of an addiction to Mustard gas.

After receiving his neural implant 4 years ago, he has received his information directly from Rupert Murdoch's secret broadcast nexus in Greenland, thereby assuring his ideological loyalty.

He's fair and balanced - news you can trust!