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last modified: Thu, 09 Oct 10:24
Reply to: see below (posted by an @GOV address)
Date: 2003-10-09, 10:24PM
What kid didn't dream about being one of the cool stormtroopers in the original "Star Wars" movies? Well HERE'S YOUR CHANCE! Beat back the peacenik forces of chaos - club those hippies like it's 1968!
- ability to spray mace in the face of a 3 month old baby ESSENTIAL!
- undying hatred of women and children
- irrational desire to kneel before the President.
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Riot Police Training Academy
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