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MIND CONTROL EXPERT
Reply to: see below (posted by an @GOV address)
Date: 2003-10-10, 12:07PM
Mind control expert needed to maintain docility of increasingly suspicious populace. If these goons turn against us it'll be worse than the sixties.
Requirements:
- Mind control
- An irresistable urge to control the weak minded.
- These aren't the droids you're looking for.
To apply, please send a letter of application, resume, salary history and references to:
Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
Murdoch City
USA
NO EMAILS. NO PHONE CALLS.
Compensation: Commensurate with experience.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
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