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Ever wanted to LIBERATE a middle eastern THEOCRACY?
Reply to: see below (posted by an @GOV address)
Date: 2003-10-13, 02:45PM
Iraq is like, so 2003. The cool kids are lining up for the invasion liberation of Iran (or maybe Syria. Frankly, we're not sure yet). The pay won't be great, but this will look great on your resume (if you survive, that is...)
Requirements:
- a lack of concern about the accidental killing of innocent civilians a plus.
- when asked to jump, must reply "yes sir, how fucking high would you like me to jump, SIR?"
- an undying hatred of Ayatollahs, mullahs and other assorted ragheads (while maintaining the President's respect for Islam as a religion of peace).
To apply, please send a letter of application, resume, salary history and references to:
The Marines
Anytown, USA
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