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Oil refinery manager
Reply to: see below (posted by an @GOV address)
Date: 2003-10-13, 04:01PM
We need a few brave men to help us liberate Iraq (of its OIL, that is!). Come on boys - lets drill some holes!.
- willingness to be used as target practice by Ba'ath die-hards, Ansar-Al-Islam, Al Qa'eda, Shia dissidents, angry farmers, etc. etc. etc.
- ability to say "Do not kill me! I am a Canadian!" in arabic and farsi.
- pre-existing life insurance policy a MUST!
To apply, please send a letter of application, resume, salary history and references to:
Dick Cheney, de facto CEO,
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Compensation: Commensurate with experience.
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