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2003 October 31, Friday. Cartoon by Sage Stossel: High and Mighty! Those wacky Landover Baptists are at it again! Happy Halloween kiddies! Bush May Announce Return To Moon At Kitty Hawk If this report is true, then Bush has finally produced a policy that I actually agree with! 2003 October 30, Thursday. Camille speaks! Another sin by the media was their failure to publicize the immense archaeological and artistic past of Iraq, to show America that Iraq wasn't just this desert wasteland over a big puddle of oil. Few people realized that until the National Museum was looted after American troops seized Baghdad. Then came -- the utter hypocrisy! -- tear-stained, hand-wringing articles by those big blowhards at the New York Times: "Oh, the Bush administration are such awful vandals!" Well, where the hell were all of you last year? Why didn't you show the architecture and artifacts of ancient Mesopotamia or Islamic Baghdad under the caliphate? The American people were led to believe that Baghdad was just a bunch of Bedouin tents huddled in the middle of the desert.Success on the ground "THE MORE successful we are on the ground, the more these killers will react." So said President George W. Bush on Monday, after a series of suicide bombings in Baghdad that left at least 34 dead and more than 200 wounded.The Danger of Defeat Bush is right that progress is occurring in some places, including this city north of Baghdad. But even here progress is fitful, and dependent on Iraqi confidence that the Americans will not bail out anytime soon. The president's implication that the latest well-coordinated attacks are a last gasp of a desperate opposition seems so much a product of wishful thinking that it can only undermine that confidence, even as it continues to mislead Americans about the difficulty of defeating a ruthless insurgency. 2003 October 29, Wednesday. Bloody hell! They're Getting Better A GUY called Chuck wants to confide in me. "You know the most precious resource about this country, Bob?" he asks. "It's the Iraqi people. There's a lot of protoplasm here." I was contemplating the definition of protoplasm when the first mortar came in, a thundering roar that had the passengers ducking like a theatrical chorus and a big white circle of smoke rising lazily from the other side of the runway. There's a whizzing noise and another clap of sound.I wonder if Bush and Blair are able to spell the word hypocrisy? If he [Blair] cares so much about the welfare of foreigners that he is prepared to go to war on their behalf, we should expect to see this concern reflected in all his relations with the governments of other countries. We should expect him, for example, to do all he can to help the people of Uzbekistan. 2003 October 28, Tuesday. Ted Rall has been a busy little Bolshevik! Three new Bush-whacks:
2003 October 27, Monday. Time for a little "Mystery Meat":
2003 October 26, Sunday. This is nice: Vietnam killing spree revelations shock US Moving across the region, the platoon of 45 paratroops slaughtered unarmed farmers and their wives and children. They tortured and mutilated victims. A litany of horror has emerged - a baby decapitated for the necklace he wore, a teenage boy for his tennis shoes. A former Tiger Force sergeant, William Doyle, told reporters of a scalp he took off a young nurse to decorate his rifle. The Blade investigation concluded that hundreds probably died. 'We weren't keeping count,' Ken Kerney, a former soldier who is now a California firefighter, told the paper. 'I knew it was wrong, but it was an acceptable practice.' 2003 October 25, Saturday.
2003 October 24, Friday. Charity says Iraqi billions missing 4 BILLION dollars are unaccouted for, apparently. Well, like, DU-UH! It's expensive to bribe the commanders of the Iraqi army to surrender without putting up a fight. (How else could we have gotten to the center of Baghdad without a scratch? That money has to come from somewhere... A leading British humanitarian organization, Christian Aid, presented a briefing paper asserting that $4 billion in oil revenues and seized Iraqi assets earmarked for Iraq's reconstruction had "disappeared into opaque bank accounts" administered by the Coalition Provision Authority.3.5m flash cartoon: the end of the world! Very short and VERY funny: Bush’s Bizarro world Discussing an NBA player’s drug problems on TV, Limbaugh once said that, experts be damned, "I don’t buy into the disease part of drug abuse. The first time you reach for a substance you are making a choice."Joe Sobran, a sensible conservative: The Sanity Gap There is simply no reason to go on living this way, ignoring practical and constitutional limits and defying the prudent advice of our Founding Fathers. The Belgians may not have our material advantages, but they have something we sorely lack: sanity. Small, weak countries have to maintain a sense of proportion. So should big, strong countries, but of course they are naturally tempted to forget their limitations.I'm not much on economics, but this is interesting. Speculation about the possibility of the dollar being replaced by the Euro as the world's reserve currency. If this does happen, it'll be thanks to ONE MAN. Here's a clue: he looks like a monkey, couldn't find Islamabad on a map, and he lives in the Whitehouse. What’s that in euros? ...the danger is that if Asian central banks do stop buying dollars, the result will be a devastating collapse in the US currency. At worst, this could lead to rising US inflation and interest rates, a deep recession, and a stock-market and property-market crash. The rest of the world would suffer a disastrous collapse in trade.Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer Mr. President, will you never learn? 2003 October 23, Thursday. Many great articles today. The war that could destroy both armies ...there is no more eroding effect on an offensive force than duties of occupation. Soldiers are ideally non-thinking, order-taking killing machines, and as such cannot be effective police officers. Good policing requires members of the police force to think, evaluate and make moral judgments, which in turn makes them ineffective soldiers. Killing opponent soldiers on the battlefield is honorable by military code, while killing civilians by armed police, even in self-defense, turns any police force into a tool of oppression. This has been a military truism from the time of the Roman legions down to the German Wehrmacht.Bloodcurdling account of a Shi'ite attack: In Shiite Slum, Army's New Caution That attack began when a group of women and children motioned to a patrol of Humvees to stop. As soon as several soldiers got out of the vehicles, which had mounted machine guns, Iraqi men with AK-47 assault rifles fired several shots at them. When the soldiers returned fire, jumped back inside their vehicles and started to drive away, hundreds of Iraqis on the street, in alleys and on rooftops opened fire with AK-47s and rocket- propelled grenades.Christian comics: Happy Halloween More idiocy from George W. Bush: Another lousy analogy for the occupation of Iraq It is true, as Bush noted, that the Filipinos endured 300 years of Spanish rule and that they achieved independence in 1946. But Spain ended its rule in 1898. What happened during the 48-year unmentioned interregnum? Nothing pleasant, if the point of the inquiry is to seek parallels with Iraq after Saddam.Michael Moore in Rolling Stone magazine: George of Arabia The story began, "In the first days after the terror attacks on New York and Washington, Saudi Arabia supervised the urgent evacuation of twenty-four members of Osama bin Laden's extended family from the United States." 2003 October 22, Wednesday. Ka-Boom! Pakistan-Saudi trade nuke tech for oil Pakistan and Saudi Arabia have concluded a secret agreement on nuclear cooperation, an unimpeachable source said Monday."It will be vehemently denied by both countries," added this ranking Pakistani source known to this correspondent for more than a decade as a knowledgeable insider, "but future events will confirm that Pakistan has agreed to provide KSA (Kingdom of Saudi Arabia) with the wherewithal for a nuclear deterrent."Christopher Hitchens puts the boot into Mother Teresa: Mommie Dearest MT was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She said that suffering was a gift from God. She spent her life opposing the only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction. And she was a friend to the worst of the rich, taking misappropriated money from the atrocious Duvalier family in Haiti (whose rule she praised in return) and from Charles Keating of the Lincoln Savings and Loan. Where did that money, and all the other donations, go? The primitive hospice in Calcutta was as run down when she died as it always had been—she preferred California clinics when she got sick herself—and her order always refused to publish any audit.The adventures of Jabir, Iraqi "policeman": By day, Jabir Said is a uniformed officer in Iraq's new police force. Recruited by the Americans, given responsibility for guarding the local mayor, he sits in quietly on liaison meetings with US troops.Bush Sr.'s 'message' to Bush Jr. The ideological rift between father and son has been growing ever since George W. began focusing on Iraq and, with that obsession, proposed ''theories'' of unilateralism (America needs room in the world) and preemption (kill even your perceived enemy before he kills you). 2003 October 21, Tuesday. The return of Arabophobia is a nice account of the blatantly racist attitudes lurking beneath the "War on Whatever". The neo-con notion that Arabs need "civilising" and "assistance" in shaping their future differs very little from the attitudes of the first British imperialists in Africa more than a century ago. The British and American officers who now talk of Iraqi "dishonesty", and seek to portray Iraq as a backward and savage land, would rather we forget that up until the imposition of sanctions by Britain and the US, independent Ba'athist Iraq, although a dictatorship, had the most developed infrastructure, the best healthcare and the best universities of any country in the Middle East.Gary Brecher: Afghanistan: What Went Right? Iraq was a fantasy story for Bush’s people right from the start. The NeoCon commissars like Perle and Wolfowitz went around saying we’d be “welcomed with open arms” in Baghdad because we were bringing “freedom and democracy,” two things that sell worse than women’s soccer in the Middle East.Time to start applying for a Canadian visa. Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it's off to die we go! 2003 October 20, Monday. Nightmare fuel: What if George W. Bush had been President in 1941? 2003 October 19, Sunday. Pretty disgusting: Sick, wounded U.S. troops held in squalor - this is the same old story. Troops exhibiting symptoms of a mysterious and very real condition; the army basically trying to fob them off with excuses. One month after President Bush greeted soldiers at Fort Stewart -- home of the famed Third Infantry Division -- as heroes on their return from Iraq, approximately 600 sick or injured members of the Army Reserves and National Guard are warehoused in rows of spare, steamy and dark cement barracks in a sandy field, waiting for doctors to treat their wounds or illnesses.More: one Army Reserve member...said that after being deployed in March he suffered a sudden onset of neurological symptoms in Baghdad that has gotten steadily worse. He shakes uncontrollably. 2003 October 18, Saturday. A 'safe' mosque in a shaken city "Don't get me wrong, no one in Baghdad is sad to see the back of the Saddam – if the Americans catch him, I hope they hand him over to the people."King of the Mary Worshippers Thumbs His Nose at God and Refuses To Die! Baghdad Diary: Back to normality? This is a nicely balanced account of the good and the bad in Iraq at the moment. Well worth a read. 2003 October 17, Friday. The brainwashing of the American public by FOX has gotten so bad that even the media has started to take note: Fact-Free News In a series of polls from May through September, the researchers discovered that large minorities of Americans entertained some highly fanciful beliefs about the facts of the Iraqi war. Fully 48 percent of Americans believed that the United States had uncovered evidence demonstrating a close working relationship between Saddam Hussein and al Qaeda. Another 22 percent thought that we had found the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. And 25 percent said that most people in other countries had backed the U.S. war against Saddam Hussein. Sixty percent of all respondents entertained at least one of these bits of dubious knowledge; 8 percent believed all three.Well done George! Iraq war has swollen ranks of al- Qaida War in Iraq has swollen the ranks of al-Qaida and "galvanised its will" by increasing radical passions among Muslims, an authoritative think-tank said yesterday.Joe Sobran: A New Constitution — Coming Up! So much for the alleged conservatism of the Bush administration. The attempt to dictate the terms of a constitution for a foreign country with an alien culture smacks more of microwave cooking than of political wisdom. The Bush crowd knows little of American history and tradition, and even less of those of the Middle East. 2003 October 16, Thursday.
2003 October 15, Wednesday. Not too many years ago an American friend of mine was put through hell at Dublin Airport. Standing behind the filthy martinet without wrapping my fingers around his throat was quite an effort. There's nothing like the sight of your compatriots mistreating a foreign guest to make you ashamed of your own country - so I can well imagine the feelings of Americans when they read about abuses like this: Turned away at border But when Hughes’ fiancee, a German national, tried to visit him on a six-month tourist visa Monday, she was detained in Atlanta, handcuffed, jailed — even stripped of her diamond engagement ring.Unfortunately, this is the America of John Ashcroft and George Bush - a crypto-fascist's wet dream. The military appears to be giving U.S. soldiers "form letters" to send home to their Moms, full of good cheer and derring-do. Many soldiers, same letter "The quality of life and security for the citizens has been largely restored, and we are a large part of why that has happened," the letter reads.An amusing recollection from 1982: Totalitarian Democracy I waded into the suppertime discussion of Middle East politics. The demonization of Iran was in full flow when I sat down in the dining hall. "Iraq's no better," I said. "Hussein's regime is more repressive than East Germany." 2003 October 14, Tuesday.
2003 October 13, Monday. I've been toying with this idea for several months - here's the first installment. Finally - the truth about the rulers of the world is revealed! ![]() The Worst Wing: Episode 1 2003 October 12, Sunday. More brilliant tactics from the "liberators" of Iraq: US soldiers bulldoze farmers' crops The children of one woman who owned some fruit trees lay down in front of a bulldozer but were dragged away, according to eyewitnesses who did not want to give their names. They said that one American soldier broke down and cried during the operation. When a reporter from the newspaper Iraq Today attempted to take a photograph of the bulldozers at work a soldier grabbed his camera and tried to smash it. The same paper quotes Lt Col Springman, a US commander in the region, as saying: "We asked the farmers several times to stop the attacks, or to tell us who was responsible, but the farmers didn't tell us." 2003 October 10, Friday. "WaaHaa. Poor me can't fight in Vietnam because my bumhole hurts." Way to go, Rush! There are similar stories [of avoiding service in Vietnam] about almost every other prominent rightwing Republican of recent vintage. Newt Gingrich, ex-Speaker of the House, went the Cheney route [of obtaining deferments]; Kenneth Starr, Clinton's legal nemesis, had psoriasis; Jack Kemp, Dole's running mate in 1996, was unfit because of a knee injury, though he heroically continued as a National Football League quarterback for another eight years; Pat Buchanan had arthritis in his knees, though he soon became an avid jogger. 2003 October 9, Thursday. An interesting nugget from conservative columnist Joe Sobran: Nutty Patriotism Not only liberals but conservatives are feeling qualms about the reckless militarism that has passed, far too long, for conservatism. An older and truer breed of conservatism had deep reservations about trying to “spread human rights and freedom” by raw force. 2003 October 8, Wednesday. Durrr...why do they hate us? Image Problem ...a U.S. Army unit has taken to festooning the streets with posters of Saddam Hussein's face superimposed over the bodies of Elvis Presley, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Rita Hayworth and Billy Idol (the last also happens to be wearing a crucifix). "Other than offending Muslims by depicting scantily clad women and Christian symbols," asks Holtzman, "what does this campaign hope to achieve?"RSVP: A dangerously addictive card game! Interweb hero Maddox tears MacDonalds a new one: Ailing Vomit 2003 October 7, Tuesday. God Bless Gary Brecher: The French WW I was the worst war in history to be a soldier in. WW II was worse if you were a civilian, but the trenches of WW I were five years of Hell like General Sherman never dreamed of. At the end of it a big chunk of northern France looked like the surface of the moon, only bloodier, nothing but craters and rats and entrails. Hydrocarbon lakes on Saturn's moon Titan? Don't tell Bush about this - he might decide to send the military up there. To liberate the long suffering Titanians from their evil alien overlord, you understand. NOT to mine the hydrocarbons. (heh heh heh). The Matrix of Ignorance National Geographic reports that 85% of young Americans (18-24) cannot identify Iraq, Afghanistan or Israel on an unmarked map. 56% cannot find the Indian subcontinent, dangling there so conspicuously into none other than the Indian Ocean. Only 19% can name four countries that acknowledge having nuclear weapons...These numbers are not just embarrassing but dangerous, because in such a sea of ignorance swim Bush's neocons, buoyed by it, empowered by it to send U.S. troops to their deaths in a war to conquer and occupy a nation that had nothing to do with 9-11.Oil, War And A Growing Sense Of Panic In The US Anarchy is now so widespread in post-war Iraq that it is almost impossible for international investors to work there. There is no insurance for them - which is why Mr Bremer's occupation administrators have secretly decided that well over half the $20bn (£12bn) earmarked for Iraq will go towards security for its production infrastructure.Man bites chicken - gets rat (with a horrible picture of the rat nugget). Police flee as Saddam loyalists fuel city revolt Iraqis shouting pro-Saddam Hussein slogans have staged an uprising in the important oil refining city of Baiji, burning down the mayor's office, fighting with American troops and forcing local police to flee. 2003 October 6, Monday. On Friday night I went to a screening of Bubba-Hotep, a low-budget indie horror movie. The movie's star Bruce Campbell was there, and answered questions before and after the film. A great time was had by all. If you get a chance to see this hard-to-find movie, don't miss it! The plot: Elvis is alive in an old-folks' home in Texas. His best friend is an elderly black man (Ossie Davis) who believes himself to be JFK. Together they must defeat a 4,000 year old Egyptian Mummy. Great fun. The big studios have refused to distribute the film, since they're way too busy promoting J-Lo and Ben Affleck. Before Bubba-Hotep was an extremely funny trailer: The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra - it's a parody of awful 50's horror movies. It's been shot for about $40,000. The trailer was hysterical (you can download it from the site above). Where Bush can find new troops for Iraq - Send in the Chicken Hawks! There are millions of these chicken hawks across America. They know who they are. They think President Bush walks on water. They brand anyone who criticizes his policies as liberals, communists or Al-Qaeda supporters. They think that bumper stickers saying "Iraq First. Then France." are rip-roaringly funny. They cheerlead for Bush's military missions as if they were rooting for their favorite football teams.It gets better: Many of those who scream the loudest in favor of the Iraq war never spent a day in the military. Limbaugh, Hannity, Bennett, Perle, Wolfowitz . . . the list of politicians and pundits goes on and on. The only member of Congress with children currently serving in the military is Senator Tim Johnson (D-SD). Imagine a platoon composed entirely of chicken hawk politicians' sons staging a midnight raid on Baghdad.Mission accomplished my arse: A land ruled by chaos Iraq under the US-led occupation is a fearful, lawless and broken place, where murder rates have rocketed, 80% of workers are idle and hospital managers despair at shortages of IV sets and basic antibiotics. Police are seen as thugs and thieves, and the American and British forces as distant rulers, more concerned with protecting their troops than providing security to ordinary Iraqis. The governing council they created is simply irrelevant. A mile away from one of the richest oilfields on earth, the queues at petrol stations stretch for hours. "We completely underestimated how broken this system was," says Andrew Alderson, the financial officer of the British-led administration in Basra. 2003 October 5, Sunday. Great stuff. Epithet shows cultural divide World War II had its "krauts," Vietnam had its "gooks," and now, the War on Terrorism has its own dehumanizing name: "hajji."Way to go fellas - you just invented a racial slur that simultaneously manages to piss on a religious ritual sacred to 1,200,000,000 human beings. VERY clever, aren't we? If I didn't know any better, I'd think that Bush was secretly allied to Al-Qaeda, and was doing his best to destroy America from within. If so, he's doing a bang-up job. Bush Under Fire Census figures, released a week ago, show that 1.7 million more people have dropped below the poverty line over the past year. Nearly 34.6 million Americans are living in poverty. The middle classes and the Midwest - people like Prentice and places like Ohio - have suffered badly. Income levels for the middle class have dipped 1.1 per cent, after rising throughout the 1990s. At the same time, Bush's tax cuts have turned a budget surplus into a predicted deficit of $480 billion for next year. The cumulative deficit over the next decade is now expected to hit a staggering $1.4 trillion... 2003 October 3, Friday. Clay Bennett: The Evidence It sucks being right. This was written back in April: War brings out the Purple People As I see it, this pre-emptive war is unjustified. There is no real threat to the United States, only a theoretical one based on faulty premises. It is unjust, in that it is not a war of last resort. It will kill lots of people. It will run up tens of billions of dollars in costs, and it will lead to the limiting of civil liberties at home. Furthermore, America will be managing Iraq for years, perhaps decades, and our presence there is more likely to destabilize than democratize the region. It's also a war based largely on the unrealistic Wilsonian sentiments that democracy can be imposed on people at gunpoint.BYOB = Bring your own body-armor Suzanne Werfelman is a mother and a teacher who has been shopping for individual body armor. This is not in response to threats from her elementary-class students in Sciota, Pa.; it's a desperate attempt to protect her son in Iraq. 2003 October 2, Thursday. Wow. As in WOW! Baghdad Fire Department T-Shirts! Bush has also asked for $100 million for 2,000 trash trucks -- which works out as $50,000 per truck. He wants to spend $400 million on building new jails able to hold 8,000 additional prisoners -- which works out to $50,000 per bed. "I have a lot of constituents in my state of South Dakota who live in homes that don't cost $50,000 per bedroom," Senator Johnson says. Or how about the $30 million we've reportedly set aside to teach Iraqis English as a second language. "Undoubtedly there will be a contract to be 'bid' out, surely to that great educational institution, Halliburton, to provide ESL teachers from the US at wartime salaries," writes Tom Englehardt, editor of the indispensable TomDispatch.com.Bush seems to be up to his ears in shit. It's about time. If this clown gets re-elected, then it's time to start looking for an uninhabited pacific atoll (one that wasn't nuked in the fifties). All us normals can settle there, build nice deep bunkers, and repopulate the human race after El Busho and his Pod-People have annhialated the rest of the planet. Animals can be raised unt slaughtered! The Looking Glass War It seems the top career elite at the CIA, plus Tenet, has pulled out all the stops to try to bust up the Rove machine. That suggests they're worried about something much bigger than just bureaucratic turf or the WMD blame game.Freedom is messy: Two U.S. Soldiers Killed in Iraq Attacks Like I said yesterday, I've been surprised at how calm Iraq has been over the last few months, all things considered. It seems to be getting worse pretty quickly now though. Time will tell, but arresting Shi'ite preachers for inflamatory rants is a VERY BAD IDEA. (Guess he's not covered by the first amendment, and certainly not by the second). What with all the carnage, it's a good thing that the Bush administration is able to recruit schoolkids into the army to fill the depleting ranks: Covertly recruiting kids ...I noticed a small advertisement in my local newspaper. It was from my school district, and buried in the ad's fine print was an announcement that the local high school would be sending the names and phone numbers for all juniors and seniors to U.S. military recruiters.Apparently this lovely little touch of Hitler-youthism was sneaked in with Bush's "No child left behind" eductation bill. I never accused the man of lacking a sense of humor. 2003 October 1, Wednesday. The Unbuilding of Iraq Some astute foreign observers think that time is running out. "We are losing the consent of the Iraqi people," warned John Sawers, British Prime Minister Tony Blair's emissary in Baghdad. "We have until Ramadan [Oct. 27-Nov. 25] to turn it around," Sawers told American officials in Washington two weeks ago. "After that it will be too late." At least one old Middle East hand is a pessimist. Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak recently passed a message to Rumsfeld. It ran roughly: "There's a 5 percent chance you get Saddam tomorrow, the energy goes out of the resistance and things get dramatically better. There's a 5 percent chance a car bomb takes out the entire Governing Council, and things go to hell. In between those, it will get better over time, or worse over time. Right now, I say it's twice as likely that it gets worse." It's not known how Rumsfeld responded.The Mess In Potamia The attack on Iraq was indeed shocking and awesome. If the United States can now subdue the country, and bend it to chosen ends whatever they may be, America will presumably be the dominant power in the world for decades to come. Syria and Iran will take note and behave prudently. Everyone will understand that the US can enforce its will almost anywhere and impose such political solutions as it thinks wise. old posts - about us - contact |